WELL NOW LET'S GET JOKES! KNOW ANY GOOD ONES! COME IN AND SHARE! may05 has got some good ones! ty may05!

Original post by janet

Feb 22, 2005 09:40 PM

May05Bride Posted: Feb 22, 2005 10:14 PM

Re: help me keep my mind off of getting burned! i am ok but need some laughs. plus helps to get the count up!

I don't remember the rest... sorry

May05Bride Posted: Feb 22, 2005 10:15 PM

Re: help me keep my mind off of getting burned! i am ok but need some laughs. plus helps to get the count up!

what is six inches long that women go WILD over?

janet Posted: Feb 22, 2005 10:16 PM

Re: help me keep my mind off of getting burned! i am ok but need some laughs. plus helps to get the count up!

that's ok i am laughing off my a$$ the pain is going but still there need more jokes(psssst to help the count) lol

May05Bride Posted: Feb 22, 2005 10:16 PM

Re: help me keep my mind off of getting burned! i am ok but need some laughs. plus helps to get the count up!

MONEY!!!

BriBri529 Posted: Feb 22, 2005 10:20 PM

Re: help me keep my mind off of getting burned! i am ok but need some laughs. plus helps to get the count up!

oh . . I hope it feels better

May05Bride Posted: Feb 22, 2005 10:20 PM

Re: help me keep my mind off of getting burned! i am ok but need some laughs. plus helps to get the count up!

cell phone rings. Guy picks it up.

-'Honey, can I buy these awesome shoes, they are only $200 they are beautiful!!'

The guy sais 'sure'

phone rings again, guy picks up

-'Honey, I found this amazing outfit. Its beautiful. Only 1000, can I buy it. It goes so well with these shoes!!'

The guy sais 'sure, go for it'

phone rings again, guy picks up

'Honey, I found beautiful ring, that goes SO well with the outfit and shoes, only 50K. Please it goes so well!'

The guy sais 'sure, go for it'

phone rings again, guy picks up

'Honey, This Mercedez goes so well with the ring! Can I buy it, please!!! I really want it'

The guy sais 'I don't know. Its so expensive. Alright, go for it!!'

He hangs up the phone and sais 'Listen, gentlemen. Who's phone is this?'

janet Posted: Feb 22, 2005 10:21 PM

Re: help me keep my mind off of getting burned! i am ok but need some laughs. plus helps to get the count up!

lol
i am changeing the heading of the post!!!!!!! to jokes!!!!!!!!!!! lol

May05Bride Posted: Feb 22, 2005 10:23 PM

Re: help me keep my mind off of getting burned! ETS MAY05 JOKES COME IN AND READ! i am ok but need some laughs. plus helps to get the count up!

Guy comes in to the doctor's office with a frog on his head.

'what is the nature of your business, sir?' the receptionist asks.

'I've got something stuck to my a$$ and I can't get it off!!!!' the frog answered

janet Posted: Feb 22, 2005 10:24 PM

Re: help me keep my mind off of getting burned! ETS MAY05 JOKES COME IN AND READ! i am ok but need some laughs. plus helps to get the count up!

COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

May05Bride Posted: Feb 22, 2005 10:28 PM

Re: help me keep my mind off of getting burned! ETS MAY05 JOKES COME IN AND READ! i am ok but need some laughs. plus helps to get the count up!

doctor's office.

Receptionist 'what is the nature of your visit'
Patient 'well, the penus'
Receptionist 'you can't say penus here!!!'
Receptionist 'I will ask again'
Receptionist 'what is the nature of your visit'
Patient 'my ear '
Receptionist 'what is the problem with your ear? Sir?'
Patient 'I can't pee out of my ear!'

janet Posted: Feb 22, 2005 10:29 PM

Re: help me keep my mind off of getting burned! ETS MAY05 JOKES COME IN AND READ! i am ok but need some laughs. plus helps to get the count up!

LOL ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

May05Bride Posted: Feb 22, 2005 10:31 PM

Re: help me keep my mind off of getting burned! ETS MAY05 JOKES COME IN AND READ! i am ok but need some laughs. plus helps to get the count up!

Posted by janet

LOL ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

what does that stand for (ROTFLMAO)?

janet Posted: Feb 22, 2005 10:32 PM

Re: help me keep my mind off of getting burned! ETS MAY05 JOKES COME IN AND READ! i am ok but need some laughs. plus helps to get the count up!

r= rolling
o= on
t= the
f= floor
l= laughing
m= my
a= a$$
o=off

May05Bride Posted: Feb 22, 2005 10:34 PM

Re: help me keep my mind off of getting burned! ETS MAY05 JOKES COME IN AND READ! i am ok but need some laughs. plus helps to get the count up!

Posted by janet

r= rolling
o= on
t= the
f= floor
l= laughing
m= my
a= a$$
o=off

May05Bride Posted: Feb 22, 2005 10:34 PM

Re: help me keep my mind off of getting burned! ETS MAY05 JOKES COME IN AND READ! i am ok but need some laughs. plus helps to get the count up!

now your turn!
Tell me some jokes!

janet Posted: Feb 22, 2005 10:35 PM

Re: help me keep my mind off of getting burned! ETS MAY05 JOKES COME IN AND READ! i am ok but need some laughs. plus helps to get the count up!

i wish i could i am bad at that! i am gonna change the post to jokes got any well tell them!

May05Bride Posted: Feb 22, 2005 10:35 PM

Re: help me keep my mind off of getting burned! ETS MAY05 JOKES COME IN AND READ! i am ok but need some laughs. plus helps to get the count up!

A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can.
The bartender says, 'Dang, why are you drinking so fast?'

The guy says, 'You would be drinking fast if you had what I had.'

The bartender says, 'What do you have?'

The guy says, '75 cents.'

May05Bride Posted: Feb 22, 2005 10:37 PM

Re: help me keep my mind off of getting burned! ETS MAY05 JOKES COME IN AND READ! i am ok but need some laughs. plus helps to get the count up!

Guy at a bar.
Orders 3 mugs.
Drinks one, cries.
Than, drinks the other, cries.

Bartender had to ask. What is the matter? Why are you drinking the mugs and crying?

Well my 2 brothers and I would meet here every year to drink and talk. Well, today, on of them is in Ireland. So I am drinking for him. The other one just died, so drinking for him. What about the third mug?

Well, that one is mine. I quit drinking!

janet Posted: Feb 22, 2005 10:37 PM

Re: ETS: MAY05 BRIDE HELPED ME TO FEEL BETTER WELL NOW LET'S GET JOKES! KNOW ANY GOOD ONES! COME IN AND SHARE!

LOL

May05Bride Posted: Feb 22, 2005 10:39 PM

Re: ETS: MAY05 BRIDE HELPED ME TO FEEL BETTER WELL NOW LET'S GET JOKES! KNOW ANY GOOD ONES! COME IN AND SHARE!

A Mushroom goes to a bar. Tries to order a drink.
The bartender says 'we don't serve mushrooms here!'

The mushroom looked all offended,
'why? I am a Fun Guy!!!'

get it? Fungi