What is the funniest thing DH/FH ever did?

Darren farted in his sleep once and was waving his arms at his butt to try to get rid of the smell.....
this is soo wrong of me to post but it was perhaps the funniest thing ever!

that is pretty funny

dh is known from being a laid back so moving person not when i turn the water on or flush the toilet when he is in the shower lol i never see him move so fast

OK HOW do I top that?? LMAO ....

OMG - I SO shouldn't post this - you know that scary thing that scary killer in Silence of the Lambs did? When he tucked his male part between his legs to make it look like he is a girl?
DH knows that bugs me out so he does that sometimes - thank g-d not often and says the scary 'lotion in the basket' line!!!

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Posted by mrswask

OMG - I SO shouldn't post this - you know that scary thing that scary killer in Silence of the Lambs did? When he tucked his male part between his legs to make it look like he is a girl?
DH knows that bugs me out so he does that sometimes - thank g-d not often and says the scary 'lotion in the basket' line!!!

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OMG Studdmuffin has done this as well!!

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Posted by mrswask

OMG - I SO shouldn't post this - you know that scary thing that scary killer in Silence of the Lambs did? When he tucked his male part between his legs to make it look like he is a girl?
DH knows that bugs me out so he does that sometimes - thank g-d not often and says the scary 'lotion in the basket' line!!!

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i will never be able to see jamie without hearing put the lotion in the basket in the back of my head

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Posted by lilmrs

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Posted by mrswask

OMG - I SO shouldn't post this - you know that scary thing that scary killer in Silence of the Lambs did? When he tucked his male part between his legs to make it look like he is a girl?
DH knows that bugs me out so he does that sometimes - thank g-d not often and says the scary 'lotion in the basket' line!!!

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OMG Studdmuffin has done this as well!!

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OMG - thank g-d!! I don't feel so bad anymore!!

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Posted by janwinterbridejoy

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Posted by mrswask

OMG - I SO shouldn't post this - you know that scary thing that scary killer in Silence of the Lambs did? When he tucked his male part between his legs to make it look like he is a girl?
DH knows that bugs me out so he does that sometimes - thank g-d not often and says the scary 'lotion in the basket' line!!!

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i will never be able to see jamie without hearing put the lotion in the basket in the back of my head

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Joy - I'll beat the $hit out of you if you say anything!!!

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Posted by mrswask

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Posted by lilmrs

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Posted by mrswask

OMG - I SO shouldn't post this - you know that scary thing that scary killer in Silence of the Lambs did? When he tucked his male part between his legs to make it look like he is a girl?
DH knows that bugs me out so he does that sometimes - thank g-d not often and says the scary 'lotion in the basket' line!!!

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OMG Studdmuffin has done this as well!!

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OMG - thank g-d!! I don't feel so bad anymore!!

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Wow - my husband DAN is tame in comparison

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Posted by mrswask

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Posted by janwinterbridejoy

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Posted by mrswask

OMG - I SO shouldn't post this - you know that scary thing that scary killer in Silence of the Lambs did? When he tucked his male part between his legs to make it look like he is a girl?
DH knows that bugs me out so he does that sometimes - thank g-d not often and says the scary 'lotion in the basket' line!!!

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i will never be able to see jamie without hearing put the lotion in the basket in the back of my head

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Joy - I'll beat the $hit out of you if you say anything!!!

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Posted by lilmrs

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Posted by mrswask

OMG - I SO shouldn't post this - you know that scary thing that scary killer in Silence of the Lambs did? When he tucked his male part between his legs to make it look like he is a girl?
DH knows that bugs me out so he does that sometimes - thank g-d not often and says the scary 'lotion in the basket' line!!!

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OMG Studdmuffin has done this as well!!

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LORD HAVE MERCY!!! MY FH DOES THAT TOO!!!! - though not regularly - once or twice. LOL

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Posted by cocoa

once, when he was sleeping, he mentioned that he wanted a spongebob surfboard. 'yeah, that would be cool!'

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You should get him a small one!

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Posted by lilmrs

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Posted by cocoa

once, when he was sleeping, he mentioned that he wanted a spongebob surfboard. 'yeah, that would be cool!'

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You should get him a small one!

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Burger King always has spongebob stuff...get him something from there.