What is the funniest thing DH/FH ever did?

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Posted by Goldi1021

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Posted by lilmrs

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Posted by mrswask

OMG - I SO shouldn't post this - you know that scary thing that scary killer in Silence of the Lambs did? When he tucked his male part between his legs to make it look like he is a girl?
DH knows that bugs me out so he does that sometimes - thank g-d not often and says the scary 'lotion in the basket' line!!!

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OMG Studdmuffin has done this as well!!

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LORD HAVE MERCY!!! MY FH DOES THAT TOO!!!! - though not regularly - once or twice. LOL

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Same here

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Posted by cocoa

once, when he was sleeping, he mentioned that he wanted a spongebob surfboard. 'yeah, that would be cool!'

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That is so funny!

DH is going to kill me......but, it kinda reminds me of the scene from Dumber and dumber.

We were visiting my Parents in Tx and I warned him about the toilet. Well, he didn't listen and the toilet over flowed. DH was so embarassed!!! He had to clean the whole bathroom up! Lets just say that thirty minutes later...the bathroom was spotless!

We had just finished watching 'Meet the Fockers' and later in the evening after my DH was not as embarassed.....My dad mentions...
'You're in the Circle of Trust Now'

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Posted by Goldi1021

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Posted by lilmrs

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Posted by mrswask

OMG - I SO shouldn't post this - you know that scary thing that scary killer in Silence of the Lambs did? When he tucked his male part between his legs to make it look like he is a girl?
DH knows that bugs me out so he does that sometimes - thank g-d not often and says the scary 'lotion in the basket' line!!!

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OMG Studdmuffin has done this as well!!

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LORD HAVE MERCY!!! MY FH DOES THAT TOO!!!! - though not regularly - once or twice. LOL

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MINE too!!!!!!! what IS it about the Mangina that makes them all do that?!?!!! (if DH ever reads this, i think i may not have an *H* anymore )

oh, and just to add to this.... my FIL always says that... 'lotion in the basket' thankfully, he doesnt grace us with the whole get-up though


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ok..I am really happy to say that my FH has never done..umm..that scary thing...at least not in my presence..thank god.

The funniest thing? I don't know, but FH talks in his sleep a lot, and it's really weird..he talks in a really funny, relaly quick staccato voice...it's bizairre. Also he sleepwalks...I can't really think of anything that funny right now

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Posted by marymoon

ok..I am really happy to say that my FH has never done..umm..that scary thing...at least not in my presence..thank god.

The funniest thing? I don't know, but FH talks in his sleep a lot, and it's really weird..he talks in a really funny, relaly quick staccato voice...it's bizairre. Also he sleepwalks...I can't really think of anything that funny right now

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I'm with you. DH never does the mangina thing, thank g-d! I can't think of anything really funny that he's done..I mean, he tells bad jokes all the time, and has a great sense of humor, but i can't think of anything hilarious.

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Posted by Jax430

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Posted by marymoon

ok..I am really happy to say that my FH has never done..umm..that scary thing...at least not in my presence..thank god.

The funniest thing? I don't know, but FH talks in his sleep a lot, and it's really weird..he talks in a really funny, relaly quick staccato voice...it's bizairre. Also he sleepwalks...I can't really think of anything that funny right now

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I'm with you. DH never does the mangina thing, thank g-d! I can't think of anything really funny that he's done..I mean, he tells bad jokes all the time, and has a great sense of humor, but i can't think of anything hilarious.

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My FH has TERRIBLE jokes. I seriously think he and your DH would be really great friends. they seem to have a lot in common in addition to their remarkable taste in women

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Posted by marymoon

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Posted by Jax430

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Posted by marymoon

ok..I am really happy to say that my FH has never done..umm..that scary thing...at least not in my presence..thank god.

The funniest thing? I don't know, but FH talks in his sleep a lot, and it's really weird..he talks in a really funny, relaly quick staccato voice...it's bizairre. Also he sleepwalks...I can't really think of anything that funny right now

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I'm with you. DH never does the mangina thing, thank g-d! I can't think of anything really funny that he's done..I mean, he tells bad jokes all the time, and has a great sense of humor, but i can't think of anything hilarious.

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My FH has TERRIBLE jokes. I seriously think he and your DH would be really great friends. they seem to have a lot in common in addition to their remarkable taste in women

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I was thinking the same thing It must be the 'nice Jewish boy' phenomenon!

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Posted by Jax430

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Posted by marymoon

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Posted by Jax430

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Posted by marymoon

ok..I am really happy to say that my FH has never done..umm..that scary thing...at least not in my presence..thank god.

The funniest thing? I don't know, but FH talks in his sleep a lot, and it's really weird..he talks in a really funny, relaly quick staccato voice...it's bizairre. Also he sleepwalks...I can't really think of anything that funny right now

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I'm with you. DH never does the mangina thing, thank g-d! I can't think of anything really funny that he's done..I mean, he tells bad jokes all the time, and has a great sense of humor, but i can't think of anything hilarious.

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My FH has TERRIBLE jokes. I seriously think he and your DH would be really great friends. they seem to have a lot in common in addition to their remarkable taste in women

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I was thinking the same thing It must be the 'nice Jewish boy' phenomenon!

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Yeah, I think that about describes it

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Posted by marymoon

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Posted by Jax430

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Posted by marymoon

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Posted by Jax430

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Posted by marymoon

ok..I am really happy to say that my FH has never done..umm..that scary thing...at least not in my presence..thank god.

The funniest thing? I don't know, but FH talks in his sleep a lot, and it's really weird..he talks in a really funny, relaly quick staccato voice...it's bizairre. Also he sleepwalks...I can't really think of anything that funny right now

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I'm with you. DH never does the mangina thing, thank g-d! I can't think of anything really funny that he's done..I mean, he tells bad jokes all the time, and has a great sense of humor, but i can't think of anything hilarious.

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My FH has TERRIBLE jokes. I seriously think he and your DH would be really great friends. they seem to have a lot in common in addition to their remarkable taste in women

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I was thinking the same thing It must be the 'nice Jewish boy' phenomenon!

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Yeah, I think that about describes it

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Then again, they're both so complacent, if they ever hung out, they'd probably go 'what do you want to do? I don't know, what do you want to do?' and never get anywhere or do anything!

We'd have to sit them down beforehand...

'Ok, you are going to meet up here, and then you're going to go here, you're going to order this, and then eat it.. then do this...then drive home'

LOL

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Posted by marymoon

We'd have to sit them down beforehand...

'Ok, you are going to meet up here, and then you're going to go here, you're going to order this, and then eat it.. then do this...then drive home'

LOL

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I'd have to write it down for brad..have i ever mentioned he has a lousy memory?

I'm off to bed..gotta be up in 6 hours! Night!

goodnight!

i ahve tog et up early too..I ahve another job interview . ttyt

Back in the day- geez, I can't believe I'm saying this - it was his senior year homecoming.

He got SO DRUNK at the afterparty, he went home nice and late (I was a junior, and the DD), and he was VERY full of liquids.

I helped him into the house, 'cause he really had no idea where he was and we didn't wanna wake up his parents. His sister lived home at the time (she's 4 yrs older than him), so he busted into her room at 3am, yelping like a friggen banchee. We both tried to shut him up, but then he jumped onto her bed (with her in it), dropped his drawers, and PISSED ALL OVER, screaming proudly, with his fisted arms held high over his head, 'I'm the KING OF THE WORLD'.

We (FSIL and I) wrestled him to the ground, but he's a pretty big guy. He got up, stripped naked, walked to his room, and got into bed.

We didn't see him til the next afternoon. He STILL doesn't believe he did this - luckily FSIL anticipated this, and stuck the pee-soaked sheets in a garbage bag and handed it to him the next day.

Pretty funny.

p.s. - He's never done the mangina thingy either. yikes.

this may sound corny but what comes to my mind is the time i was big-time dieting and when he made dinner, he put on my plate:

1 teeny tiny size of a quarter piece of chicken

1 string bean

1 carrot slice

a few grains of rice

you get the picture he really made me laugh.

He has done the mangina thing

When we were in high school we were at Clearwater Beach and DH has to touch everything so we walked past a mailbox and He opened it and whoever had just sent out mail did not double check it to make sure it went down. there were 3 disney postcards that were stuck on the flap. It was from Nanna and Pops to their grandkids back in london. DH got a pen and wrote such explicit things on the cards. Like get your &*&^% ready girl pops is coming home. Horrible things....then he sent them..I know this is a bad story. But it was so funny listening to him act like the english kids saying..look Mum a postcard from Nanna..it reads..etc. oh high school days

ETA: DH also does his shower dance, he got it from that movie Kids

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Posted by FeliciaDA

Wow - my husband DAN is tame in comparison

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You can't tuck an elephant trunk!

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Posted by DMAG

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Posted by FeliciaDA

Wow - my husband DAN is tame in comparison

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You can't tuck an elephant trunk!

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OH GOOD LORD.