What is your fine?

In case your bored...




This is fun to do. Just read the 'offense' and if you've done
> > >it,
> > >you owe that fine. note--- the fine is a total, not calculated for each
> > >time.
> > >
> > >Keep going until you've read each 'offense' and added
> > >up your total fine.
> > >
> > >When you are done, send it back to the person that
> > >sent it to you and your other friends.
> > >
> > >Title your email 'My fine is $........'
> > >
> > >You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your
> > >fine.
> > >
> > >Smoked pot -- $10
> > >Did acid -- $5
> > >Ever had sex at church -- $25
> > >Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you
> > >--$40
> > >Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25
> > >Had sex for money -- $100
> > >Ev er had sex with the a Puerto R ican -- $20
> > >Vandalized something -- $20
> > >Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
> > >Beat up someone -- $20
> > >Bee! n jumped -- $10
> > >Crossed dressed -- $10
> > >Given money to stripper -- $25
> > >Been in love with a stripper -- $20
> > >Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -- $0.10
> > >Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
> > >Ever drive drunk -- $20
> > >Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
> > >Used toys while having sex -- $30
> > >Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
> > >Went skinny dipping -- $5
> > >Had sex in a pool -- $20
> > >Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
> > >Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
> > >Cheated on your significant other -- $10
> > >Masturbated -- $10
> > >Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend
> > >--$20
> > >Done oral -- $5
> > >Got oral -- $5
> > >Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25
> > >Stole somethi ng -- $10
> > >Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
> > >M a de a nasty home video -- $15
> > >Had a threesome -- $50
> > >Had sex in the wild -- $20
> > >Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
> > >Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
> > >Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
> > >Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
> > >Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
> > >Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
> > >Went streaking -- $5
> > >Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
> > >Been arrested -- $5
> > >Spent time in jail -- $15
> > >Peed in the pool -- $0.50
> > >Played spin the bottle -- $5
> > >Done something you regret -- $20
> > >Had sex with your best friend -- $20
> > >Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
> > >Had anal sex -- $80
> > >Lied to your mate -- $5
> > >Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25
> > >
> > >Tally it up. What is your fine?