What is your worst sex escapade?

Original post by PeteysBride

Dec 21, 2007 09:43 AM

It can be plain ol sex, oral sex, monkey sex lmao WHATEVER. Before we bring in the holidays we need a bit more perversion.

Mine was definetly sex with Pete in the woods. It was awesome because the thrill of getting caught was HOT BUT then i realized some of the heat wasn't from his passion....but from the fire ants that crawled up from log I was against and bit me in th @ss....

Nature Diva I am NOT!

Mici n KC Posted: Dec 21, 2007 06:15 PM

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This has to be the funniest stuff I've read in a long time! You girls are great!

Nicole622 Posted: Jan 24, 2008 06:36 PM

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Posted by gonzo23456

Okay I have a confession. For my baccalaureate party we went pole dancing. It was awesome and the best workout I have ever gotten. At my rehearsal dinner a friend of ours bought us a pole as a joke. So when we returned home from our honeymoon, my husband put up the pole and I was going to show him my moves. So he put it up and I did my thing. I must have gotten one swing around the pole until it collapsed crashing me into the corner of my four post bed. I ended up cracking my head open and needed to get staples in my head. Needless to say, my husband thinks pole dancing is the least sexist thing ever.

oh geez wendi that is hysterical!!!I'm glad your ok....

luvabul Posted: Mar 03, 2008 10:27 PM

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omgggg

luvabul Posted: Mar 12, 2008 11:02 PM

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what did u end up doing when u saw a piece of crap sticking out there??? i wouldve barfed

PegaLega Posted: Mar 30, 2008 05:04 AM

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Posted by gonzo23456

Okay I have a confession. For my baccalaureate party we went pole dancing. It was awesome and the best workout I have ever gotten. At my rehearsal dinner a friend of ours bought us a pole as a joke. So when we returned home from our honeymoon, my husband put up the pole and I was going to show him my moves. So he put it up and I did my thing. I must have gotten one swing around the pole until it collapsed crashing me into the corner of my four post bed. I ended up cracking my head open and needed to get staples in my head. Needless to say, my husband thinks pole dancing is the least sexist thing ever.

MrsS4 Posted: Mar 30, 2008 03:10 PM

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Posted by PegaLega

Posted by gonzo23456

Okay I have a confession. For my baccalaureate party we went pole dancing. It was awesome and the best workout I have ever gotten. At my rehearsal dinner a friend of ours bought us a pole as a joke. So when we returned home from our honeymoon, my husband put up the pole and I was going to show him my moves. So he put it up and I did my thing. I must have gotten one swing around the pole until it collapsed crashing me into the corner of my four post bed. I ended up cracking my head open and needed to get staples in my head. Needless to say, my husband thinks pole dancing is the least sexist thing ever.