what's that noise?

This lady I work with wears heels everyday [she should NOT] so there's always the the clacking of her heels...but then there's this other noise.

Seriously, for a long time, I thought she was a master gum popper.


with EVERY step she takes, her knee or hip [leaning towards knee] cracks. it's driving me slowly insane!

she acts as if it isn't happening. i'm not the only one creeped out by it.

oh well.

she also told me a story today. instead of saying something to the effect of 'eventually' or 'long story short...' she says [TWICE IN THE SAME FLIPPIN' STORY] 'PS.' Like she wrote me a letter and was adding on. w t f?

can you tell fridays are my boring days? i have far too much time on my hands.

She's prob been wearing heels all her life and that noise is her body telling her to stop!! She'll learn one day when she needs a replacement.

I like the PS, I might just have to start using it for the sole purpose of annoying people!!

I love you crazy hormonal pregnant ladies and your getting angry at everyone lives.

when people use PS on me, I can't help but laugh. It is so random and funny. If I ever used it, I would let the person punch me for it.

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Posted by Naunie

I love you crazy hormonal pregnant ladies and your getting angry at everyone lives.

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typcial response from a lush--I mean lovely--lady.

we wouldn't have to get annoyed if they all smelled decent and stayed the f*ck out of our way!

And did not drop toilet tablets in their cubicles...

ETA: Speaking of which...just got back from there and feel fabulous

I love it. You, being hormonal and pregnant, act like I do every day.
I am going to be a monster when I get knocked up.

My stepmom, who is a total windbag, will actually say, 'ps - to make a long story even LONGER... ' and then continue....