Whats the one thing that FH rips on you for?

FH was ripping on me yesterday cuz i went to old navy to get some flip flops since its officially spring and i can wear them! and so i come back with like 10 pairs and a t-shirt and a long sleve zip up and he starts hysterical laughing and im like what did i miss??? and he wouldnt stop teasing me for how small my clothes are... i wear a size 4 shoe (i can get away with womens 5 flip flops but they are small) and i was able to squeeze my arse into a girls XL (12-14) shirt.. he was dying.. i didnt think it was that funny! but he does it when he sees my wife beaters too its like instant laughing gas!!!

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Posted by Soon2BMrsD

FH was ripping on me yesterday cuz i went to old navy to get some flip flops since its officially spring and i can wear them! and so i come back with like 10 pairs and a t-shirt and a long sleve zip up and he starts hysterical laughing and im like what did i miss??? and he wouldnt stop teasing me for how small my clothes are... i wear a size 4 shoe (i can get away with womens 5 flip flops but they are small) and i was able to squeeze my arse into a girls XL (12-14) shirt.. he was dying.. i didnt think it was that funny! but he does it when he sees my wife beaters too its like instant laughing gas!!!

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ahh i wear the girls' shirts from Old Navy too!! too funny. When my neice gets all dirty from playing my mom is like go get one your aunt's shirts - and she is 8 and they fit her fine!!

he rips me bc i HATE driving and i will do anything to get out of it. . . . he teases me about it all the time!

he makes fun of me bc of my lil stupid statements..

i must admit i have blond moments often

and the best is when i get up from the couch and run in the the kitchen i slip on the tile a lot...so when i get there i do one of those semi-splits and save myself from fallin..it happens like once a week HAHA and he just cracks up.

but we joke around a lot about things.

I repeat stories alllll the time so I get ripped on for that one. He'll be like 'Yep, I've heard that one a million times before'

RH rips into me for for misplacing things all the time. On Tuesday he had to bring me his set of keys because I locked my keys in the car (who hasn't done that?) and this morning he called me at work to tell me that I left my cell phone at home (who hasn't done that)....but he's sweet about it, he offered to bring my phone to me on his way to work

he rips on me for all the dumb reality shows i watch...

two things i get ripped on

1) I get food on me ALWAYS so when i eat he points out when something drops on me.

2) When i am very happy i rock and bop my head like a child (especially when its a good meal and/or a good drink).

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Posted by BubbasBride

he rips on me for all the dumb reality shows i watch...

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ME TOO, ME TOO!!

but he only does it so he has an excuse to come in the room and watch them WITH me!! haha...i know all his little tricks!!

but what he REALLY rips on me for is that i am always checking out girls and commenting about how pretty they are. he calls me a lesbian all the time. haha...i can't help it, i'm a people watcher...i just like to study the way people look, guys too...i just don't tell him when i'm checking out the guys!!

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Posted by jeanette0402

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Posted by BubbasBride

he rips on me for all the dumb reality shows i watch...

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ME TOO, ME TOO!!

but he only does it so he has an excuse to come in the room and watch them WITH me!! haha...i know all his little tricks!!

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exactly! the other day i had to laugh as he was totally watching i love ny!! i busted him

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Posted by Jesses Girl

he makes fun of me bc of my lil stupid statements..

i must admit i have blond moments often

and the best is when i get up from the couch and run in the the kitchen i slip on the tile a lot...so when i get there i do one of those semi-splits and save myself from fallin..it happens like once a week HAHA and he just cracks up.

but we joke around a lot about things.

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Same here!!!! He always makes fun of me even if I say something wrong!!! Like if I pronounce something wrong...but even if I correct myself he still laughs at me!!!

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Posted by Princess Cut Bride

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Posted by Jesses Girl

he makes fun of me bc of my lil stupid statements..

i must admit i have blond moments often

and the best is when i get up from the couch and run in the the kitchen i slip on the tile a lot...so when i get there i do one of those semi-splits and save myself from fallin..it happens like once a week HAHA and he just cracks up.

but we joke around a lot about things.

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Same here!!!! He always makes fun of me even if I say something wrong!!! Like if I pronounce something wrong...but even if I correct myself he still laughs at me!!!

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ok i seriously have dislexia when i am ordering food. we used to go to the drive through at wendys a lot, and i would accidentally order a jurin baker (junior bacon) cheesburger or something.

once she asked what soda i wanted w the meal and i asked for a doctor pecker. haha...the girl laughed through the speaker!!

OOOH I also get ripped on for eavesdropping - it is one of my major faults!

if we are out to eat i listen to entire conversations and FH will be talking the whole time and then realize what i am doing and ask if i want to go sit with the other people

OR if he is talking to his mom in the other room he will yell out 'DID YOU GET THAT MATILDE??!' bc he knows i am straining to hear

I am the baby of my family, no one ever told me anything that is how i got my info

When I get excited I do this dance that resembles The Carlton from Fresh Prince of Bel-Aire. FH thinks I'm a dork

OOOOOO I do the same thing when we go out to eat!! I swear I have mastered being able to half listen to FH but still catch most of what is veing said at the table next to us. I can't help it!!

FH rips on me for being GIRLY!! Everytime I love something pink or fluffy or just sit on the couch admiring my ring he CRACKS up---he says that I am SO girly!

He's playing a video game right now & As I was typing that first part-- I told him about this post-- I asked him what he thought he ripped on me the most for-- he goes- 'YOU'RE SO GIRLY!!!'


At least I know him!! But seriously-- he gets quiet a kick out of my girly nature!