Who wants to help me with report card comments?

So far I have:

Your child is by far the most annoying child I have ever taught. He needs constant attention and cannot handle doing any work by himself. Please spend time with him at home instead of sitting him in front of the TV and ignoring him.

lol I love that one.

Atm I can't come up with any good ones though.

Wouldnt it by nice to write what you really feel?

How about, 'Your child is a good student but an occasional bath would really help out the rest of the class'

I really wish I could write stuff like that! Or:

Your child has not washed their hair for 2 weeks. Her finger nails have dirt underneath them daily. Please reinforce the concept of basic hygiene so that your child will be able to be comfortable in social situations.

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Posted by jteach711

How about- Your child is more annoying than the mosquito that waon't stop biting me and it will be a miracle it he ends up working at McDoanlds

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That's great, but maybe a little harsh for Elementary School!!!

Here is one I should have written last year:

Your son is a sweet child who is way behind in his academics. You have not paid attention to my constant notes and phone calls. He has processing issues and needs to be evaluated. Unfortunately, you will not even let him stay for remedial reading classes. This is because it conflicts with your TV schedule. Perhaps you should invest in DVR so that you don't miss Dr. Phil when you have to pick up your son.

Btw it was a true story that she wouldn't let her son stay for remediation because it conflicted with Dr. Phil!

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Posted by jessamyn78

So far I have:

Your child is by far the most annoying child I have ever taught. He needs constant attention and cannot handle doing any work by himself. Please spend time with him at home instead of sitting him in front of the TV and ignoring him.

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Are you really going to write this??

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Posted by MPAS

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Posted by jessamyn78

So far I have:

Your child is by far the most annoying child I have ever taught. He needs constant attention and cannot handle doing any work by himself. Please spend time with him at home instead of sitting him in front of the TV and ignoring him.

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Are you really going to write this??

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Absolutely not. These are just things I want to say.

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Posted by jessamyn78

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Posted by MPAS

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Posted by jessamyn78

So far I have:

Your child is by far the most annoying child I have ever taught. He needs constant attention and cannot handle doing any work by himself. Please spend time with him at home instead of sitting him in front of the TV and ignoring him.

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Are you really going to write this??

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Absolutely not. These are just things I want to say.

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ohhhh ok , lololol. Maybe you should talk to the parents at a parent teach conf or something and bring this up. Hopefully they care

Here is mine:

Name is currently meeting the standards in reading and math. She is struggling to meet the standards in writing. Please use the writer's journal each night. Review the entry with your child and discuss how to improve her writing. In math please allow NAME to apply her knowledge in real world situations also practice counting up and down on a number line. When name is reading, please continue to ask her questions about her reading.



What I want to say is....

WAKE UP AND WORK WITH YOUR CHILD AT HOME!

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Posted by MPAS

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Posted by jessamyn78

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Posted by MPAS

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Posted by jessamyn78

So far I have:

Your child is by far the most annoying child I have ever taught. He needs constant attention and cannot handle doing any work by himself. Please spend time with him at home instead of sitting him in front of the TV and ignoring him.

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Are you really going to write this??

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Absolutely not. These are just things I want to say.

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ohhhh ok , lololol. Maybe you should talk to the parents at a parent teach conf or something and bring this up. Hopefully they care

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Unfortunately a lot of them don't. That is the problem I am having. The kids are so immature and starving for attention.

so true!

ohhhhh i have one for one of my kids:

your kid is weird...plain weird! he screams out loud during random times of the day..he may even have terrets...one hour he does his work perfectly, the next hour his pencil is more interesting and he enjoys to go to another planet far far away from planet earth and my classroom. In the hallway he rather spin around like a ballerina then EVER get in line the right way and he will also randomly step out of line in the middle of the hallway put his hands to shape like a gun and yell out boom boom boom..i wonder why no one likes your kid..thanks

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Posted by TheMrandMrsof2008

Here is mine:

Name is currently meeting the standards in reading and math. She is struggling to meet the standards in writing. Please use the writer's journal each night. Review the entry with your child and discuss how to improve her writing. In math please allow NAME to apply her knowledge in real world situations also practice counting up and down on a number line. When name is reading, please continue to ask her questions about her reading.



What I want to say is....

WAKE UP AND WORK WITH YOUR CHILD AT HOME!

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lol i wish! im lucky if my parents actually check their kids homework...bc a bunch of them dont, even after i call telling them that their child isnt doing any

here's one of mine


I do not know you... and i teach your child every day. you did not come up for meet the teacher night, you stood me up at our appointment, you didn't return my phone call.. and i'm not expecting to see you at parent teacher conferences.. as a matter of fact i will be surprised if i see you before June when u will most likely come up to inquire why your child is being held over and what can you do to prevent it.



or.

it is now november.. do you think you could possibly acquire those items on the school supply list we sent home in June? If not it's okay if maybe you could just send him to school with a new pencil instead of a new pair of sneakers

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Posted by ILOVEBRIAN2008

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Posted by TheMrandMrsof2008

Here is mine:

Name is currently meeting the standards in reading and math. She is struggling to meet the standards in writing. Please use the writer's journal each night. Review the entry with your child and discuss how to improve her writing. In math please allow NAME to apply her knowledge in real world situations also practice counting up and down on a number line. When name is reading, please continue to ask her questions about her reading.



What I want to say is....

WAKE UP AND WORK WITH YOUR CHILD AT HOME!

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lol i wish! im lucky if my parents actually check their kids homework...bc a bunch of them dont, even after i call telling them that their child isnt doing any

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or the parent who tells you that her son cant do HW because ' I have a new baby at home'

WAIT>>>>ISN'T THE BABY YOURS???? HE CAN't COPY DEFINITIONS OUT OF THE BACK OF A BOOK? W-T-F!!!!!!

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Posted by ILOVEBRIAN2008

ohhhhh i have one for one of my kids:

your kid is weird...plain weird! he screams out loud during random times of the day..he may even have terrets...one hour he does his work perfectly, the next hour his pencil is more interesting and he enjoys to go to another planet far far away from planet earth and my classroom. In the hallway he rather spin around like a ballerina then EVER get in line the right way and he will also randomly step out of line in the middle of the hallway put his hands to shape like a gun and yell out boom boom boom..i wonder why no one likes your kid..thanks

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I had a kid like this last year. He has Asbergers. His parents were in denial.