Why Are YOU Getting Married?

I'm doing it for the gifts, baby!!! C'monnnnnnnn vegetable peeler!!! Let'sssss gooooo apple slicer!!!!! Can I get a Set It and Forget It over here???

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Posted by CLMon7906

Because he promised me that I could live like a movie star...annulment time..no one notices me when I walk down the street and I've been looking as awful as any celebrity.

Honestly, because he's my lobster.

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you mean he screams bloody murder when you put him in hot water?




but in all seriousness...We're marrying each other because the moment we met we knew there was no one else in the world for us but each other...every day together is a dream and while it may not always be perfect, we know that and are in it together for the loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong haul..he's my best buddy and i'm his and I just cannot wait to marry him and party my A$$ off!!!!!!!

You guys are a riot!!!For a veggie peeler!? To help pay for the mortgage?

What are the other reasons?

How about ''cus I sneaked a peak at his bank account?' or 'for his wardrobe 'cus we're the same size and he has kick-*** clothes!!!'

Keep them coming!