Worlds Shortest Fairytale

Julybride08 Posted: Jan 22, 2007 02:14 PM

Worlds Shortest Fairytale

Worlds Shortest Fairytale

Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy, 'Will you marry me?' The guy

said 'No' and the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping,

drank martinis with friends, always had a clean house, never had to

cook, had a closet full of shoes and handbags, stayed skinny,

and was never farted on.

The End

failurebydsign Posted: Jan 22, 2007 02:16 PM

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thats the best..

i wish i could shop forever

i have a closet full of shoes and handbags..but my Fh hates it..doesnt get why i spent $200 on a coach bag to hold keys and a wallet in..

boys just dont get it

Julybride08 Posted: Jan 22, 2007 02:18 PM

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they will never understand,

Belongs2DanBuckley Posted: Jan 22, 2007 02:20 PM

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LOL!!!! I love it!!

SoontobeMrsH Posted: Jan 22, 2007 02:21 PM

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Posted by Julybride08

Worlds Shortest Fairytale

Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy, 'Will you marry me?' The guy

said 'No' and the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping,

drank martinis with friends, always had a clean house, never had to

cook, had a closet full of shoes and handbags, stayed skinny,

and was never farted on.

The End

very cute!

beachbum05 Posted: Jan 22, 2007 02:28 PM

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oh man! I have to show FH. Too funny!

cherish83 Posted: Jan 22, 2007 02:55 PM

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Woo Hoo!! Thats my idea of a fairy tale!! Stay skinny~~

cherish83 Posted: Jan 22, 2007 02:55 PM

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omg i missed never being farted on i have to tell fh about that part!!

maybride75 Posted: Jan 22, 2007 03:31 PM

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they dont understand its a girl thing

soon2BMrsMcD Posted: Jan 22, 2007 04:27 PM

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that last line really got me!!!

TakingtheLongWay Posted: Jan 22, 2007 04:39 PM

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too funny!

Kimbalina Posted: Jan 22, 2007 05:24 PM

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That is great!

truelove5803 Posted: Jan 22, 2007 05:27 PM

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OMG!!! I wouldloveto never get farted on! I guess we all have our dreams! He-he

ZeppsGirl Posted: Jan 22, 2007 08:11 PM

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Can I share this story with my students?

We are comparing fairy tales and this one would be easy for them because sometimes they are to lazy to read plus it is the perfect ending....and middle

Although I love zepp and he doesnt even do gross things infront of me. I love that he treats me like a lady.

Back to the story...love it!