Worst pick-up line ever used on you/ you ever heard.

OctGroom Posted: Feb 16, 2004 07:16 PM

Worst pick-up line ever used on you/ you ever heard.

I was never a guy to use lines.. I always thought that a girl would just see through it.. so I never made the effort.. but I have heard some really awful ones from female friends....
So please share with us...

What's the absolute worse line a guy ever used on you?

julz33 Posted: Feb 16, 2004 07:21 PM

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My uncle has to be THE WORST when it comes to pick-up lines. He met his now-wife at a bar. They got along really well so he said 'How about a date?' She said yes...and then he continued to say 'Or a plum, or a peach...' And kept naming fruits. How cheesy is that! I'm suprised she actually continued to see him. 5 years later they were married!

BoogieDownBride Posted: Feb 16, 2004 07:23 PM

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Posted by julz33

My uncle has to be THE WORST when it comes to pick-up lines. He met his now-wife at a bar. They got along really well so he said 'How about a date?' She said yes...and then he continued to say 'Or a plum, or a peach...' And kept naming fruits. How cheesy is that! I'm suprised she actually continued to see him. 5 years later they were married!

That's pretty funny!

alixgirl Posted: Feb 16, 2004 07:28 PM

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I have green eyes and one day I was out with my friends and this guy kept bugging us. I finally turned to him and said would u just leave us alone. He stared at me for a second and says' Damn, baby, your eyes match your shirt!'and he just walks away. My friends and I had a great laugh.

RedHead Posted: Feb 16, 2004 08:16 PM

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Some guy came following me as i walked out of a bar and said excuse me...umm you forgot something.
Since i drop everything i started to freak
i said what..what..
he says you forgot my phone number...

then there are the guys who come up to ya saying..'So, how you doin'

Then was a guy who said 'ddon't i not know you from somewhere?'

palebride Posted: Feb 16, 2004 08:26 PM

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I was at a bar with my friend and some uy came over and started to talk to us:
Him: 'Did it hurt?'
Us: 'What?'
Him: 'Did it hurt?'
Us: akward pause'.........um, WHAT?'
Him: 'When you fell from the heavens, did it hurt?'
Us: 'groan!!!!!!'

Did I mention that the bar we were at was owned by the friend I was with?

No one has ever been able to beat that one!

skew Posted: Feb 16, 2004 10:22 PM

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Posted by oct.2004bride

Some guy came following me as i walked out of a bar and said excuse me...umm you forgot something.
Since i drop everything i started to freak
i said what..what..
he says you forgot my phone number...

then there are the guys who come up to ya saying..'So, how you doin'

Then was a guy who said 'ddon't i not know you from somewhere?'

Then was a guy who said 'don't i not know you from somewhere?'

- to which i would have responded, 'yeah, you do look familiar. you were in for an std shot the other day at our clinic, right?'

my friends used to always laugh at me because no matter how corny the line was, i ALWAYS had a comeback!

allure Posted: Feb 16, 2004 10:25 PM

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My Cousin used to say:
Damn girl how much milk you been drinking cause I heard Milk It Does A Body Good

HearzBellz Posted: Feb 16, 2004 10:34 PM

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My fav to use was...wanna get a pizza & F%$#...it was pretty effective. ... too bad all they got was the pizza

HearzBellz Posted: Feb 16, 2004 10:36 PM

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The worst line ever used on me was....Can I have a postage stamp I need to write to my mom & tell her I met the girl of my dreams.

(Since I am a b#%^*TCH, my response to this one was...well go ask her for a stamp then... I think I see her over there.)

Moehick Posted: Feb 16, 2004 10:59 PM

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How about this one...

Guy comes up to me and says and I qoute...

'I may not be Fred Flinstone but I can sure make your Bedrock'!
OMG Funniest I have ever heard

cocoa Posted: Feb 16, 2004 11:06 PM

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when i was about 20, some older guy asked me out, meanwhile i was at work when this happened...so, kind of stunned, but kind of used to the older guys asking me out and still having it skeave me out, i responded with...'how old are you???' he says to me that he is 40, and i tell him that he is old enough to be my father...to which he asks me how old i was. i answer back with 'i am 20' to which he responds with...drum roll please...'no, i couldn't be, i didn't start having sex until i was 22'. EWWWWW!!!!! LIKE I NEEDED TO KNOW THAT!!!!!

OctGroom Posted: Feb 17, 2004 07:16 AM

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Posted by Moehick

How about this one...

Guy comes up to me and says and I qoute...

'I may not be Fred Flinstone but I can sure make your Bedrock'!
OMG Funniest I have ever heard

I loved all the lines that the ladies wrote.. but that one with FF takes the cake.. Bedrock.. LOL

anna Posted: Feb 17, 2004 07:33 AM

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I remember a CORNY line from back in High School... A male friend did it to me, jokingly. If I got it as a pickup line, I would have smacked him... but it was corny and funny when he did it... and being the person he was, it wasnt so bad...(he was the comedian of the group)
Im sure youve all heard it...

*Guy licks his finger and taps/touches his own shirt and the shirt/jacket of the girl* (me in this case)

'Hey, Lets me and you get out of these wet clothes'

sweetadeline Posted: Feb 17, 2004 08:28 AM

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These are hilarious!

Here's mine... really, this is more my line than his, I guess...

Him: 'Do you need a light?'
Me: 'No, I'm fine, thanks.'
Him: 'You sure?'
Me: 'Yes, I'm not even smoking this, it's my friend's.'
Him: 'You sure?'
Me (getting annoyed): 'YES!'
Him: 'Wow, you must be a Capricorn, so self-sufficient!'
Me: 'No, I'm a Cancer. Which means I'm moody and b!tchy. GO AWAY.'

cooky11111 Posted: Feb 18, 2004 08:51 AM

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Someone said to my friend in a bar

' Don't I know you from Vietnam you jumped out of a fox hole to shoot an elephant to save my life '

It really was funny we laughed for hours!

prncssrachel Posted: Feb 18, 2004 08:56 AM

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Well, I got tons of lines, but this was quite interesting.....

'Hi! Nice t!ts! My name's Rob.' *extends hand to be shaken*

Needless to say JT was standing next to me and did not find it funny at all

IrishTracy Posted: Feb 18, 2004 10:16 AM

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WAYYYYYYYYYY....Back in the day my friend & I were 'Cruisin' the Lew' (for non-Queens people that means we were cruising Francis Lewis Boulevard) This car drove up to us the guy screamed out the window 'Hey Girls wanna F****' He was holding a condom. Scary to say my friend told me to pull over. She dated that guy for 5 years!!!!

Xelindrya Posted: Feb 18, 2004 10:38 AM

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God I hated cheap lines

'Hey baby'
'Hey, you lonely'
'Can I make you smile?'
grr
Most i just ignore with the idea in my mind 'Does that line EVER work?'
I got good at the 'didnt hear that' look. Total oblivion
But I ALWAYS let them buy me a drink! heh
*LUSH*

Still the one that annoyed me

'God I just love those beautiful brown eyes of yours, I could just drown in them' DEEP LONG LOOK into my eyes.

I thought this guy was an idiot so I stared him straight in the face for a bit.

He says 'So can I get to know you better'
IDIOT

'Sure, lets start with the fact that I DONT HAVE BROWN EYES!!' and walked away. Moron!

Xelindrya Posted: Feb 18, 2004 10:42 AM

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hehe

Worse line *I* ever used!!!???????

You have a really good looking pussy how about we catch a movie?
(I said this after we were AT the movies. I couldnt help myself, all I could think about was the whole reason I was out with this guy was cause I had a cat that looked like his...)

It was Jim's cat and Look, we're married!!!