Worst pick-up line ever used on you/ you ever heard.

'Do you diet? If so, I recommend laxatives.'

Needless to say, the guy was a complete dweeb and his friend (a girl) that was with him was so embarrassed that she yelled at him immediately. It was pretty funny.

Here are a few lines I have heard:

'Hey Baby, you have more legs then a bucket of chicken.'

'Do you have a mirror?'
'No, why?'
'Because I can see myself in your pants'

'Your father must of taken all the stars out of the sky because I can see them in your eyes'

I used a really lame line on my FI the night we met. We met at a bar, and had made eye contact earlier in the evening. Finally, he was walking by, and the best I could come up with was 'Leaving already?' Not really cheesy, but not too clever either. But hey, it worked! Ten months later we were engaged.

'Are you tired?'

No why?

'Because you've been running through my mind all day'

I was the DD for a night out at the Artful Dodger in Huntington. I was driving a former friend and his roomate (his roomate was Dh) so Dh is is wasted as we are leaving and walks to my car and grabs my keys as I'm trying to open the door...

His line ' you can't have your keys till I get a kiss'

I had work the next day and it was already 3am so I kissed him which was nice since I liked him anyway and got my keys!

Which line is worse --

'Hubba Hubba.. my name is Bubba.' (Heard that on TV last night.)

-or-

'I bet there's more to you than beauty.' (Read it in a Playboy Mag from years ago.)

'Hi, I'm Marc. What do I have to do or say to get you to agree to go to Hawaii with me for the weekend?'

Me - 'Uhm, I have a boyfriend.'

As he continued to talk and I searched for an escape because I was in an EMPTY bar. He asked where I was from (I was up at college) and I told him LI as I spotted my friend and started to walk away. Just before I did, his friend who was standing behind me said 'me, too. Where on LI?'

Yes, dear readers the friend is my husband and Marc to this day is tortured with the worst pick-up line he ever uttered, because I tell the story over and over and over ........

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Posted by Becky

'Hi, I'm Marc. What do I have to do or say to get you to agree to go to Hawaii with me for the weekend?'

Me - 'Uhm, I have a boyfriend.'

As he continued to talk and I searched for an escape because I was in an EMPTY bar. He asked where I was from (I was up at college) and I told him LI as I spotted my friend and started to walk away. Just before I did, his friend who was standing behind me said 'me, too. Where on LI?'

Yes, dear readers the friend is my husband and Marc to this day is tortured with the worst pick-up line he ever uttered, because I tell the story over and over and over ........

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how cute!

LOL, some of these I've read as jokes in FWDs, but were these lines actually used on you ladies? lol!

I don't think I came across any pathetic lines in my day

In a bar on the upper east side....from a guy that was about 5 inches shorter than me:

'Wanna f***?'

Needless to say it didn't work.

One of my favorites:

I could rest a teacup on your ***, it's so perfect.


Um. Thanks.


ETS: those '***' would be a s s.

Worst pick up lines....hmm...

Him: 'Is your Dad a thief?'
Me: 'What?'
Him: 'Is your Dad a thief?'
Me:
Him: 'Because he must have stolen the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.'

GAG!

Him: 'You're just like my favorite apple juice.'
Me: 'What?'
Him: 'Veryfine, baby!'
Me: 'Uh...whatever!'

My all-time favorite attempt was about 9 yrs ago, when some friends and I were at Patty McGee's one summer night. It was PACKED, and there were alot of hotties there for happy hour. Anyway, me and my group of friends were a petite bunch - ranging in height from 4'7' to about 5'3' tall. We were hanging out inside the bar, but decided to check out the deck area. We walked out single file, past this group of tall, very hot men. One guy looks at each one of us as we pass, and then turns to his friends and goes, 'Look guys, shrimp cocktail!'

When you are vertically challenged, you really need to have a sense of humor about it! We could NOT stop laughing the whole night....we actually ended up hanging out with the group of guys and having fun w/them...at least we drank for free the whole night!

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Posted by anna

I remember a CORNY line from back in High School... A male friend did it to me, jokingly. If I got it as a pickup line, I would have smacked him... but it was corny and funny when he did it... and being the person he was, it wasnt so bad...(he was the comedian of the group)
Im sure youve all heard it...

*Guy licks his finger and taps/touches his own shirt and the shirt/jacket of the girl* (me in this case)

'Hey, Lets me and you get out of these wet clothes'

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That is hysterical!

Oh my god. You can;t beat this story.

A guy come sup to me in McDonald's and asks me for change. I give him some and then he's like 'Do you want to go out?' I'm like 'ermm..I have a boyfriend' and he says 'Is he white? Once you go blakc you never go back (Gesturing to his genitalia)'

I mean, if you're gonna ask me out, don't ask me for change first...

Another one was funny and cute, on e the smae corner, A guy riding by on a bike stopped short in front of me and said 'Damn, baby, good things do come in small, beautiful packages'

Do your lips taste as sweet as they look?
And the sad thing is, that as bad as it was, pathetic little me fell for it, too.