XOXO

MonkeyLuv Posted: Jun 09, 2005 09:16 AM

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PrincessConsuela Posted: Jun 09, 2005 09:17 AM

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Posted by MonkeyLuv

I need wite-out that doesn't s.uck out loud and get dried out within nanoseconds of opening the bottle.

I need pens that don't smear ink and cover the side of my right hand in what looks like the plague.

I need my caramel sandals to be less painful and for the dog to not make me chase him around the neighborhood in those uncomfortable, caramel sandals.

I need that guy in the SUV to stop adjusting the cheesy, sun-faded unicorn beany baby on his dashboard and just drive.

I need, for once, just one freaking time, for my legs to not look like the underbelly of a dead fish crammed into heels when I wear a skirt without pantyhose.

I need my boss to adjust the temperature control to cool, instead of staring at it moronically and helplessly, allowing the thermostat to careen wildly from a sweltering 95 to a frigid 54.

I need 3 more hours of sleep and possibly a chipwich.

thanks for making me laugh this morning

wc0143 Posted: Jun 09, 2005 09:19 AM

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Yum, chipwich!!

Has the sprinkler over your desk gone off lately? Maybe that would cool you off.

mrsmeri1104 Posted: Jun 09, 2005 09:21 AM

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WELL SAID!!!!!!!!!!!

tourist Posted: Jun 09, 2005 09:31 AM

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mmmmmmmmm, Chipwhich! I think the deli in my building has them, I guess for occasion just like this!

103005FallBride Posted: Jun 09, 2005 09:34 AM

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Same thing I was going to say...yummm... Chipwich!!!

JimmysBride Posted: Jun 09, 2005 09:41 AM

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Here's hoping those caramel sandals ease up on your feet - you have a whole day ahead of you!!

jar823 Posted: Jun 09, 2005 09:41 AM

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hbradio Posted: Jun 09, 2005 09:48 AM

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Ahhhhh Chipwich!

The Original 2nd-time-around Posted: Jun 09, 2005 09:54 AM

Re: You know what I need??

Posted by MonkeyLuv

I need wite-out that doesn't s.uck out loud and get dried out within nanoseconds of opening the bottle.

I need pens that don't smear ink and cover the side of my right hand in what looks like the plague.

I need my caramel sandals to be less painful and for the dog to not make me chase him around the neighborhood in those uncomfortable, caramel sandals.

I need that guy in the SUV to stop adjusting the cheesy, sun-faded unicorn beany baby on his dashboard and just drive.

I need, for once, just one freaking time, for my legs to not look like the underbelly of a dead fish crammed into heels when I wear a skirt without pantyhose.

I need my boss to adjust the temperature control to cool, instead of staring at it moronically and helplessly, allowing the thermostat to careen wildly from a sweltering 95 to a frigid 54.

I need 3 more hours of sleep and possibly a chipwich.

Shorty McBride Posted: Jun 09, 2005 09:56 AM

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omg I want a chipwich for breakfast.

7-11 stocks them!!!

MonkeyLuv Posted: Jun 09, 2005 10:09 AM

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wc0143 Posted: Jun 09, 2005 10:11 AM

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Posted by MonkeyLuv

I also need that dopey part-time employee who only talks about reality television to stop trying to convine me that 'The Real World' tackles major social issues and is an important social commentary on today's youth. No, it's not, it's screechy-attention-vampires, slow-witted-meatheads and stereotypical minorities all vying for the rapt eyes of America to witness their contrived arguments, trite revelations and less-than-mediocre personal victories.

WORD!!!

usuk2004 Posted: Jun 09, 2005 10:12 AM

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Posted by MonkeyLuv

I also need that dopey part-time employee who only talks about reality television to stop trying to convine me that 'The Real World' tackles major social issues and is an important social commentary on today's youth. No, it's not, it's screechy-attention-vampires, slow-witted-meatheads and stereotypical minorities all vying for the rapt eyes of America to witness their contrived arguments, trite revelations and less-than-mediocre personal victories.

Chipwich has doen nothing to cheer you up then, huh?

LS1001 Posted: Jun 09, 2005 10:15 AM

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I need the MTA morons to let us know what is going on with the subway instead of just letting the train sit for 10 minutes without any announcements!!! then telling us there is a track fire.......................