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palebride Posted:

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slider is my favorite!!!!!
nov04LIbride Posted:

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You wonder what's going through his head...Maybe she'll like me if I anonymously leave her CDs with creepy notes?

I'll trade you one crazy secretary for a Slider anyday though!
wc0143 Posted:

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Shorty McBride Posted:

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Posted by nov04LIbride
I'll trade you one crazy secretary for a Slider anyday though!



ooooo - is she wearing another big, fat, smelly cardigan again?!
nov04LIbride Posted:

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Posted by Shorty McBride


Posted by nov04LIbride
I'll trade you one crazy secretary for a Slider anyday though!



ooooo - is she wearing another big, fat, smelly cardigan again?!



She actually leaves that cardigan at her desk so she wears it EVERY DAY! If I sit down and touch it accidentally I get the shivers.
Anniegrl Posted:

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So Liz, you're not going to put those CDs on your iPod?
lcherian Posted:

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Posted by MonkeyLuv

I was just in the breakroom eating doughnuts and obsessing about LOST with one of my co-workers. When I got back to my desk there were three CDs sitting there with a little post-it saying 'Not sure if you're interested...' and it went on about blah-blah-blah new album cakes, reinventing themselves, hope you enjoy because these seem up your alley**...

Now who would burn me CDs (with color-copied album covers) of little-known, self-important bands and then surreptitiously leave them on my desk?

Wait, I know the answer to this one.... SLIDER!!

Oh joy, he's rediscovered my existence and is apparently trying to make some sort of creepy-@ss amends. Can you apologize for being creepy by... being creepy? Do they cancel each other out? Or is it amplified? I need a calculator to figure out the freak factor on this one.

So I unceremoniously dropped them on his desk, right in front of him and said clearly: 'No thank you.'




** Dude, stop fixating on my alley. It squicks me.



omg you are hilarious!!
tourist Posted:

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Posted by MonkeyLuv


Posted by Anniegrl

So Liz, you're not going to put those CDs on your iPod?



Sorry, I can't import 'psychotic' onto it.



Can I have 'em? Self important & psychotic are 2 of my favorite things.
LFitzy79 Posted:

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Fill me on why this leach has been dubbed Slider? Please
LFitzy79 Posted:

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Posted by MonkeyLuv


Posted by LFitzy79

Fill me on why this leach has been dubbed Slider? Please



He always slides over to my cubicle in his desk chair... and he's absolutely silent when he does it, so it's always a surprise attack.



silent and deadly...you need to hang a bell from his chair....it's a particular bizarre kind of creepy to have CD's burned especially for you!!!!!
dpli Posted:

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Posted by MonkeyLuv

I was just in the breakroom eating doughnuts and obsessing about LOST with one of my co-workers. When I got back to my desk there were three CDs sitting there with a little post-it saying 'Not sure if you're interested...' and it went on about blah-blah-blah new album cakes, reinventing themselves, hope you enjoy because these seem up your alley**...

Now who would burn me CDs (with color-copied album covers) of little-known, self-important bands and then surreptitiously leave them on my desk?



Maybe he saw Avenue Q recently - this reminds me of that scene where the boy puppet makes the 'mix-tape' for the girl puppet and she thinks it's just DREAMY

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