YAY..IT'S TIME FOR DEAR ________

DEAR FH,

STOP CALLING ME ASKING ME QUESTIONS ABOUT WEDDING TASKS I COMPLETED 100 YEARS AGO...I KNOW YOU HAD YOUR FIRST WEDDING NIGHTMARE LIKE YESTERDAY AND JUST CAME TO THE REALIZATION THAT WE ARE HAVING A WEDDING BUUUUT NOW YOU ARE ANNOYING ME...AND NOTHING GOOD EVER COMES OUT OF ME BEING ANNOYED!!!

BE QUIET AND JUST DO AS YOUR TOLD...

LOVE ALWAYS AND FOREVER AND EVER...

YOUR FUTURE WIFE
E

PS....I PROMISE TO BE NORMAL AGAIN SOMETIME IN JUNE...XOXOXOX

Dear Humming Lady on the A train,


Despite how you may believe you sound, in reality you sound like a cat that is near death. Furthermore, WHAT FRIGGIN SONG ARE YOU EVEN HUMMING?! If you insist on the incessant humming you will leave me no choice but to 'accidentally' elbow you squarely in the head.


SHUT the F**k up Lady,

Yours Truly,

Angry on the A,

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Posted by 9509Bride

Dear Humming Lady on the A train,


Despite how you may believe you sound, in reality you sound like a cat that is near death. Furthermore, WHAT FRIGGIN SONG ARE YOU EVEN HUMMING?! If you insist on the incessant humming you will leave me no choice but to 'accidentally' elbow you squarely in the head.


SHUT the F**k up Lady,

Yours Truly,

Angry on the A,

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dont u just love the A train

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Posted by 9509Bride

Dear Humming Lady on the A train,


Despite how you may believe you sound, in reality you sound like a cat that is near death. Furthermore, WHAT FRIGGIN SONG ARE YOU EVEN HUMMING?! If you insist on the incessant humming you will leave me no choice but to 'accidentally' elbow you squarely in the head.


SHUT the F**k up Lady,

Yours Truly,

Angry on the A,

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i wanna elbow a lot of people square in the head....

Dear Co-worker,

Let's see where do I begin. You're lazy, annoying and think you are above doing work! Why do you think it's okay to call in 'sick' on a beautiful Friday before market week. I'd love to be 'sick' today too but I have an entire showroom to set up by myself. Thanks for helping me out; you're word seems to be good as gold. And don't you worry I'll remember this next time you're in a bind. Enjoy your day now I'll go back to being a b!tch to you all the time

Sincerely,
Your co-worker....the 1 designer in the NY office who actually works!

Dear Executive Managment,

Please don't lay me off.... I haven't paid anything off for the wedding yet!

thanks.

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Posted by JennyAPH

Dear Executive Managment,

Please don't lay me off.... I haven't paid anything off for the wedding yet!

thanks.

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Posted by evewedsjc

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Posted by JennyAPH

Dear Executive Managment,

Please don't lay me off.... I haven't paid anything off for the wedding yet!

thanks.

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This place has me bummed can you tell?!

but.. TGIF

Dear Customers (As usual),
Stop calling! Yes your bill is high. Yes you are broke. We all are. Stop telling me you have 10 kids 4 in which have fake legs, a dog that is blind that needs the lights and a great grandmother with turettes who flips out if she can't watch court TV. Explain to me what these things have to do with you not paying your bill in a year?????? Go on Ophrah because seriously thats where your story belongs.

- Annoyed CSR that wants to punch people through the phone

Dear insensitive idiots,

Yes, I said idiots! You know who you are! I know you think because I'm planning a wedding, carrying the burden of coordination, contracting, and excessive weight training, teeth whitening, skin care, biting my tongue at all of your tacky, stupid, nosey comments and questions and enduring the endless hemorrhage of money I simply don't have...you THINK you can call me a 'bridezilla.' You are SO lucky I'm not actually acting like a nut. If you weren't such a mental dullard, you'd realize the that term 'bridezilla' has been DONE and ISN'T synonymous with 'being a girl planning a wedding.' And anyway, you're just lucky you're still invited.

Hugs and kisses,

The Blushing Bride

PS. No, you don't get to dictate the guest list. & You know what else? It IS my day!

PSS. Ah, that felt good! No, this isn't to anyone on LIW! love you girls!

Dear coworkers who KNOW I am on vacation today and next week:

Kindly stop emailing me and contacting me on work issues. I am on vacation and you all know that so do your jobs and leave me the F alone.

Thank you. Have a nice weekend.

Dear co-worker.

STOP RUNNING YOUR FAWKING MOUTH....

Dear co-worker,

F-ck off!

Thank you!

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Posted by MrsGarcia

Dear Customers (As usual),
Stop calling! Yes your bill is high. Yes you are broke. We all are. Stop telling me you have 10 kids 4 in which have fake legs, a dog that is blind that needs the lights and a great grandmother with turettes who flips out if she can't watch court TV. Explain to me what these things have to do with you not paying your bill in a year?????? Go on Ophrah because seriously thats where your story belongs.

- Annoyed CSR that wants to punch people through the phone

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Posted by evewedsjc

DEAR FH,

STOP CALLING ME ASKING ME QUESTIONS ABOUT WEDDING TASKS I COMPLETED 100 YEARS AGO...I KNOW YOU HAD YOUR FIRST WEDDING NIGHTMARE LIKE YESTERDAY AND JUST CAME TO THE REALIZATION THAT WE ARE HAVING A WEDDING BUUUUT NOW YOU ARE ANNOYING ME...AND NOTHING GOOD EVER COMES OUT OF ME BEING ANNOYED!!!

BE QUIET AND JUST DO AS YOUR TOLD...

LOVE ALWAYS AND FOREVER AND EVER...

YOUR FUTURE WIFE
E

PS....I PROMISE TO BE NORMAL AGAIN SOMETIME IN JUNE...XOXOXOX

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Posted by JennyAPH

Dear Executive Managment,

Please don't lay me off.... I haven't paid anything off for the wedding yet!

thanks.

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Dear Co-Workers:
I was out sick this whole week...I am STILL sick, but hanging in there as much as I can. Just from looking at me you can tell that I can just pass out at anytime. Please stop bombarding me with questions and telling me I'm not doing a good enough job. I could have just stayed home again today and then what would you all do? Please just cut me some slack till MOnday when I'm feeling good again... AUGH! lol

Your Sick Co-Worker Hiding in the Corner