STOP CALLING ME ASKING ME QUESTIONS ABOUT WEDDING TASKS I COMPLETED 100 YEARS AGO...I KNOW YOU HAD YOUR FIRST WEDDING NIGHTMARE LIKE YESTERDAY AND JUST CAME TO THE REALIZATION THAT WE ARE HAVING A WEDDING BUUUUT NOW YOU ARE ANNOYING ME...AND NOTHING GOOD EVER COMES OUT OF ME BEING ANNOYED!!!
BE QUIET AND JUST DO AS YOUR TOLD...
LOVE ALWAYS AND FOREVER AND EVER...
YOUR FUTURE WIFE E
PS....I PROMISE TO BE NORMAL AGAIN SOMETIME IN JUNE...XOXOXOX
meara
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Dear Customers (As usual), Stop calling! Yes your bill is high. Yes you are broke. We all are. Stop telling me you have 10 kids 4 in which have fake legs, a dog that is blind that needs the lights and a great grandmother with turettes who flips out if she can't watch court TV. Explain to me what these things have to do with you not paying your bill in a year?????? Go on Ophrah because seriously thats where your story belongs.
- Annoyed CSR that wants to punch people through the phone
this is SOOOOOO true.. I don't work CS anymore but i did once and people would have these insane 'stories' aka lies. .
hang in there!
NikkiR515
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Dear Co-worker,
Why do you insist on following me into the bathroom and having a conversation with me while I am trying to pee??? We are not friends and if we were you would know that gives me stage fright!
Sincerely,
Your co-worker.. You know the one with the bladder problems, thanks to you!!!!
Dani777
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Dear Co-worker,
Why do you insist on following me into the bathroom and having a conversation with me while I am trying to pee??? We are not friends and if we were you would know that gives me stage fright!
Sincerely,
Your co-worker.. You know the one with the bladder problems, thanks to you!!!!
OMG! That would drive me up a wall!
italgal
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DEAR FH,
STOP CALLING ME ASKING ME QUESTIONS ABOUT WEDDING TASKS I COMPLETED 100 YEARS AGO...I KNOW YOU HAD YOUR FIRST WEDDING NIGHTMARE LIKE YESTERDAY AND JUST CAME TO THE REALIZATION THAT WE ARE HAVING A WEDDING BUUUUT NOW YOU ARE ANNOYING ME...AND NOTHING GOOD EVER COMES OUT OF ME BEING ANNOYED!!!
BE QUIET AND JUST DO AS YOUR TOLD...
LOVE ALWAYS AND FOREVER AND EVER...
YOUR FUTURE WIFE E
PS....I PROMISE TO BE NORMAL AGAIN SOMETIME IN JUNE...XOXOXOX
YOU GO GIRL!!!!
FloridaGal
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Dear Guy with Cough, most likely TB,
COVER YOUR MOUTH WHEN YOU COUGH! I know your meds are expensive, but the tissue is free!
Love,
Awaitng my positve PPD
evewedsjc
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Dear Guy with Cough, most likely TB,
COVER YOUR MOUTH WHEN YOU COUGH! I know your meds are expensive, but the tissue is free!
Love,
Awaitng my positve PPD
MrsGRod09
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Dear Idiot client, If you call my phone and it's busy that means i'm on the freaking phone. So why must you go and call the other line if you know i'm on the phone and disturb me while i am on a phonecall!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Douchebag
Sincerely, Someone that would love to chop your fingers off so you can't dial and disrupt my phonecall
gina409
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dear fh, if u ask me one more time if every table needs a cp im going to sit u at the table with no cp that i had made for u so u can look like an idiot...
love ya sweetie gina
evewedsjc
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dear fh, if u ask me one more time if every table needs a cp im going to sit u at the table with no cp that i had made for u so u can look like an idiot...
love ya sweetie gina
oh that's funny
egem523
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Dear Guest,
You are wack for changing your RSVP to NO because you can't bring guest after you already put yes and included your date name. I clearly see the white-out!!! Don't assume you can bring a guest the envelope was address to you only. You have been seeing this person what a month. Your loss!!
Quote from Jay-z 'you can pay for school but you can't buy class'
Liz
evewedsjc
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Dear Guest,
You are wack for changing your RSVP to NO because you can't bring guest after you already put yes and included your date name. I clearly see the white-out!!! Don't assume you can bring a guest the envelope was address to you only. You have been seeing this person what a month. Your loss!!
Quote from Jay-z 'you can pay for school but you can't by class'
You are wack for changing your RSVP to NO because you can't bring guest after you already put yes and included your date name. I clearly see the white-out!!! Don't assume you can bring a guest the envelope was address to you only. You have been seeing this person what a month. Your loss!!
Quote from Jay-z 'you can pay for school but you can't by class'
Liz
OMG I just peed my pants!
grkbarbie
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Dear 09 Girls
thank you so much for making me laugh every day (especiallly today). i love lurking.
shalom biiiiiiichhez
egem523
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Posted by evewedsjc
Posted by egem523
Dear Guest,
You are wack for changing your RSVP to NO because you can't bring guest after you already put yes and included your date name. I clearly see the white-out!!! Don't assume you can bring a guest the envelope was address to you only. You have been seeing this person what a month. Your loss!!
Quote from Jay-z 'you can pay for school but you can't by class'
Liz
OMG I just peed my pants!
Me too!!!
evewedsjc
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Dear 09 Girls
thank you so much for making me laugh every day (especiallly today). i love lurking.
shalom biiiiiiichhez
no problemo.....that is what we are here for....
BarbieGrl10
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Dear 09 Girls
thank you so much for making me laugh every day (especiallly today). i love lurking.
shalom biiiiiiichhez
You have to post more here! When I lurk on the 10 board you are pretty effing funny missy!
FutureMrsC614
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DEAR FH, Can you please stop making every decision so f*cking complicated????CAn we please just give the photographer the type of payment he wants, rather than trying to figure out why he wants either cash or a money order? I really don't give a Sh!t how he claims his income on his taxes, i just want to book the f*cking photographer dammit!!!!! Jesus!!! Christ!!!!!! And can you wake up at a reasonable hour so we can GET SH!T DONE???????? maybe you can't sleep at night because YOU SLEEP ALL DAY!!!!!!! Hello?????
UGH!!!!!!!!!
Love, your future wife!
donnasmom09
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Posted by egem523
Dear Guest,
You are wack for changing your RSVP to NO because you can't bring guest after you already put yes and included your date name. I clearly see the white-out!!! Don't assume you can bring a guest the envelope was address to you only. You have been seeing this person what a month. Your loss!!
Quote from Jay-z 'you can pay for school but you can't by class'
Liz
Where do you find this funny stuff??? Mary MOB
KittyGags
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I'm actually feeling quite tame today but since we're playing...
Dear Co-Worker that just got fired, NOT laid off,
Its because without the protection of your boss who we also let go of, it was exposed that you're actually doing nothing in there all day. And that in 18 months of working here, you're still dumber than a doorknob.
Enjoy unemployment, platypus face! We're better off without you!!!!!!!!!!!
Love,
Your overjoyed co workers!!!!!!!!
9509Bride
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Posted by BarbieGrl10
Posted by evewedsjc
Posted by egem523
Dear Guest,
You are wack for changing your RSVP to NO because you can't bring guest after you already put yes and included your date name. I clearly see the white-out!!! Don't assume you can bring a guest the envelope was address to you only. You have been seeing this person what a month. Your loss!!
Quote from Jay-z 'you can pay for school but you can't by class'
