You. cannot. make. this. shiz. up.

mrsdraskin2009 Posted: May 04, 2009 10:13 PM

You. cannot. make. this. shiz. up.

When a neighbpr knocks on your door to borrow something, it's usually like milk or eggs or something right?

WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!

Our neightbor (we live in an apt. complex) just knocked on our door to ask to borrow $40 to get his girlfriend an abortion!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I mean...really???? Who does that???

FH and I were pretty much flabbergasted. FH said he didn't have any cash on him. Yikeeeesssss.

Talk about AWKWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RitasEngaged Posted: May 04, 2009 10:16 PM

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are you fkn kidding me right now i swear to god people are fkn crazy

where the hell do you live

Kiki1103 Posted: May 04, 2009 10:16 PM

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omfg, what the he l l is that! You cannot be serious.

Kiki1103 Posted: May 04, 2009 10:17 PM

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Sidenote, what kind of abortion costs $40

irisheyes23 Posted: May 04, 2009 10:19 PM

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it would've been cheaper for him to buy condoms!!!

cateydee Posted: May 04, 2009 10:20 PM

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that sounds like he was sent on a dare lol

mrsdraskin2009 Posted: May 04, 2009 10:20 PM

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Apparently I live in a garbage can

Kimbalina Posted: May 04, 2009 10:20 PM

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This happen to one of the NW's too. Someone from the complex knocked on her door and needed money, I dont know what for,, but it was $20 I think. She lives in Patchogue

Relish21 Posted: May 04, 2009 10:20 PM

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wow

regy_k Posted: May 04, 2009 10:21 PM

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Posted by irisheyes23

it would've been cheaper for him to buy condoms!!!

that's freakin insaaaaaane!!!!

Relish21 Posted: May 04, 2009 10:21 PM

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LIE! Don't tell your neighbor you need an abortion.. say.... we need it to pay our electric bill... anything!!!

mrsdraskin2009 Posted: May 04, 2009 10:22 PM

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Posted by Kimbalina

This happen to one of the NW's too. Someone from the complex knocked on her door and needed money, I dont know what for,, but it was $20 I think. She lives in Patchogue

I'm just north, in Middle Island! Someone's making the rounds

And he was serious!!!!!! They already have one kid and are...toxic...

One time FH and I were at our window watching them fight when all of a sudden a vaccuum cleaner came flying onto the lawn!!! They get a yearly visit from the 7th precinct I feel bad tho cus the guy lives there with his parents who are super nice but this GF is certifiable!

mrsdraskin2009 Posted: May 04, 2009 10:24 PM

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Posted by Relish21

LIE! Don't tell your neighbor you need an abortion.. say.... we need it to pay our electric bill... anything!!!

OMG I knoooooooowwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RitasEngaged Posted: May 04, 2009 10:24 PM

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Posted by mrsdraskin2009

Posted by Kimbalina

This happen to one of the NW's too. Someone from the complex knocked on her door and needed money, I dont know what for,, but it was $20 I think. She lives in Patchogue

I'm just north, in Middle Island! Someone's making the rounds

And he was serious!!!!!! They already have one kid and are...toxic...

One time FH and I were at our window watching them fight when all of a sudden a vaccuum cleaner came flying onto the lawn!!! They get a yearly visit from the 7th precinct I feel bad tho cus the guy lives there with his parents who are super nice but this GF is certifiable!

I hate to say this but maybe you should have gave them the $40 for the abortion than

irisheyes23 Posted: May 04, 2009 10:27 PM

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Maybe his GF is mad she hasn't been picked BOTW. Sorry couldn't resist!!

mrsdraskin2009 Posted: May 04, 2009 10:27 PM

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Posted by RitasEngaged

Posted by mrsdraskin2009

Posted by Kimbalina

This happen to one of the NW's too. Someone from the complex knocked on her door and needed money, I dont know what for,, but it was $20 I think. She lives in Patchogue

I'm just north, in Middle Island! Someone's making the rounds

And he was serious!!!!!! They already have one kid and are...toxic...

One time FH and I were at our window watching them fight when all of a sudden a vaccuum cleaner came flying onto the lawn!!! They get a yearly visit from the 7th precinct I feel bad tho cus the guy lives there with his parents who are super nice but this GF is certifiable!

I hate to say this but maybe you should have

Umm...am I going to helll if I thought that also?

kris_gets_hitched Posted: May 04, 2009 10:28 PM

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Posted by RitasEngaged

Posted by mrsdraskin2009

Posted by Kimbalina

This happen to one of the NW's too. Someone from the complex knocked on her door and needed money, I dont know what for,, but it was $20 I think. She lives in Patchogue

I'm just north, in Middle Island! Someone's making the rounds

And he was serious!!!!!! They already have one kid and are...toxic...

One time FH and I were at our window watching them fight when all of a sudden a vaccuum cleaner came flying onto the lawn!!! They get a yearly visit from the 7th precinct I feel bad tho cus the guy lives there with his parents who are super nice but this GF is certifiable!

I hate to say this but maybe you should have gave them the $40 for the abortion than

Ohhh man....Rita, I just laughed so hard I think I pulled a muscle in my chest!!!

RitasEngaged Posted: May 04, 2009 10:29 PM

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Posted by mrsdraskin2009

Posted by RitasEngaged

Posted by mrsdraskin2009

Posted by Kimbalina

This happen to one of the NW's too. Someone from the complex knocked on her door and needed money, I dont know what for,, but it was $20 I think. She lives in Patchogue

I'm just north, in Middle Island! Someone's making the rounds

And he was serious!!!!!! They already have one kid and are...toxic...

One time FH and I were at our window watching them fight when all of a sudden a vaccuum cleaner came flying onto the lawn!!! They get a yearly visit from the 7th precinct I feel bad tho cus the guy lives there with his parents who are super nice but this GF is certifiable!

I hate to say this but maybe you should have

Umm...am I going to helll if I thought that also?

no not at all