lingerie Poem

Hey ladies congrats to the 2011 brides!! I'm trying to search for the lingerie poem..the one where you hang them on the clothesline...I can't find it for the life of me.

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anyone?

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I found this one but I think its for an ivitation


Maria has hooked a man and not a thing to wear
We don't want her on her honeymoon night giving John quite a scare
So come in your favorite jammies and bring a pair for Maria too
Flannel, cotton, knit or silk or maybe something you can see through

Breakfast is on the menu
Waffles, fruit and juice

And a little champagne to celebrate that we're cutting Maria loose!

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Your wedding day is approaching real soon & before you know it you'll be on your honeymoon. As your bridal party, we got together to help add more steam to that cool (PUT MONTH OF WEDDING HERE) weather. To ensure that you'll have a really great time, open each bag as I read each rhyme.

Monday
You'll both take it slow, white innocence is the way to go.

Tuesday
You'll be all warmed up, in a hue of floral you will be(PUT GROOM'S NAME) buttercup

Wednesday
Hump day after all with this leopard print(Husband's Name) will be climbing the walls.

We wanted to have a little fun to, so we thought real hard to see what we can do. Put this on (Husband's Name) he will look out of sight in this matching print you will have a wild, wild night.

Thursday
Will prove to be the most romantic,
All in pink you will make (Husband's Name) heart tick.

Friday
You will be sexy as a kitten in bed,
(Husband's Name) will be calling you his lady in red.

Saturday
Fulfills every fantasy and desire, clad in black you will set(Husband's Name) on fire.

Sunday
Is your day of rest since all week long you have given (Husband's Name) your best, so with these pajamas cuddle up in bed, lay down, close your eyes and rest your head. But just in case (Husband's Name) is still on the make, here are some Tylenol for that old,'NOT TONIGHT HONEY I HAVE A HEADACHE'!

We hope you enjoyed this little poem. Take these gifts & use them often in your new home.

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The bridesmaids have a secret to share
About our little bride
She is obsessed with underwear
And that we cannot hide
So for our little panty queen
We gathered up some twine
And working as a friendly team
We made a panty line.

(Bride's name) these undies are to last you
All throughout your life
And (groom's name) will be pleased to say
He has a sexy wife!

So listen up to hear about
Your lifelong panty plan
These underwear, we have no doubt
Will last your whole life span

The first are for your wedding day
Of course they are pure white
We know (groom's name) will shout, 'Hooray!'
When he sees you on that night

The next are for your honeymoon
They're sexy and all lace
We hope you'll leave your hotel room
'Cause (honeymoon destination)'s a gorgeous place!

On Valentine's you'll wear this pair
Before you hit the bed
Cuz Cupid's arrow in the air
Shoots tushies that are red

After a year has passed you'll face
Anniversary number one
With these you'll surely have a blast
'Cuz leopard's so much fun!

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As you and (groom's name) live out your married life,
You'll spend many days as husband and wife,
For your special nights, you'll need something to wear,
I've bought you some gifts to help you prepare.

On your fiftieth year anniversary night,
You'll go straight to sleep without any fight.
Your hair will be gray, your bones will be old,
These flannel pajamas will keep out the cold.

On the night of your twenty-fifth married year,
Comfort is the one word you'll want to hear,
The sexy romps will have really died down.
No satin, no lace, just a cotton nightgown.

By the tenth year of your and (groom's name)wedded bliss,
The hot & steamy nights, (groom's name) will start to miss,
Something flirty and fun…you'll be a hot mama,
When you put on this sexy satin pajama.

When you have been married for five years long,
I'm sure that your love life will be going strong,
You want to be sexy, but not seem like a tease
Just slip on this beautiful silky chemise.

On your first anniversary, you'll want to look great,
A sultry atmosphere, you'll need to create
Lace and hot pink is what you should wear,
This teddy has just the right amount of flair.

The night of your wedding will be perfect, you'll see,
Believe me when I say, you won't need any help from me.
You'll want to look sexy and feel like a fox,
So just wear what I've wrapped up in this box. (nothing in the box)

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Posted by JennylovesStephen

The bridesmaids have a secret to share
About our little bride
She is obsessed with underwear
And that we cannot hide
So for our little panty queen
We gathered up some twine
And working as a friendly team
We made a panty line.

(Bride's name) these undies are to last you
All throughout your life
And (groom's name) will be pleased to say
He has a sexy wife!

So listen up to hear about
Your lifelong panty plan
These underwear, we have no doubt
Will last your whole life span

The first are for your wedding day
Of course they are pure white
We know (groom's name) will shout, 'Hooray!'
When he sees you on that night

The next are for your honeymoon
They're sexy and all lace
We hope you'll leave your hotel room
'Cause (honeymoon destination)'s a gorgeous place!

On Valentine's you'll wear this pair
Before you hit the bed
Cuz Cupid's arrow in the air
Shoots tushies that are red

After a year has passed you'll face
Anniversary number one
With these you'll surely have a blast
'Cuz leopard's so much fun!

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we're using this one at my friend's shower...i love the idea!

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these are AWESOME!!!! thanks ladies!