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I'm fried.

kris_gets_hitched Posted: Oct 28, 2010 01:54 PM+

kris_gets_hitched MEMBER SINCE: 3/09 TOTAL POSTS : 13924 WEDDING DATE: Jun 20, 2010

Posted: Oct 28, 2010 01:54 PM

I'm fried.

Thanks, guys. That helped

Thanks for the joke, pasta fazoooooool! Good one!

barbtony Posted: Oct 28, 2010 01:55 PM+

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Posted: Oct 28, 2010 01:55 PM

Re: I'm fried.

Hang in there Kris - I completely understand

halfbaked Posted: Oct 28, 2010 02:00 PM+

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Posted: Oct 28, 2010 02:00 PM

Re: I'm fried.

Diahrrea on them.

Future Mrs H Posted: Oct 28, 2010 02:03 PM+

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Posted: Oct 28, 2010 02:03 PM

Re: I'm fried.

Posted by jilliibabii

Diahrrea on them.

double dose of diahrrea plus vomiting

AwaitingAugust Posted: Oct 28, 2010 02:06 PM+

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Posted: Oct 28, 2010 02:06 PM

Re: I'm fried.

Posted by Future Mrs H

Posted by jilliibabii

Diahrrea on them.

double dose of diahrrea plus vomiting

make that a triple dose!

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StaceyWill Posted: Oct 28, 2010 02:08 PM+

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Posted: Oct 28, 2010 02:08 PM

Re: I'm fried.

bluj786 Posted: Oct 28, 2010 02:10 PM+

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Posted: Oct 28, 2010 02:10 PM

Re: I'm fried.

want me to open a can of whoop a$$?

AngnShaun Posted: Oct 28, 2010 02:12 PM+

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Posted: Oct 28, 2010 02:12 PM

Re: I'm fried.

like you said the world is full of douchebags....

mrsdraskin2009 Posted: Oct 28, 2010 02:33 PM+

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Posted: Oct 28, 2010 02:33 PM

Re: I'm fried.

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

'Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck.' If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you.'

To which his wife responds: 'He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!'

AdriandSteve Posted: Oct 28, 2010 02:43 PM+

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Posted: Oct 28, 2010 02:43 PM

Re: I'm fried.

SummerBride10 Posted: Oct 28, 2010 02:55 PM+

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Posted: Oct 28, 2010 02:55 PM

Re: I'm fried.

Hang in there

little j Posted: Oct 28, 2010 02:57 PM+

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Posted: Oct 28, 2010 02:57 PM

Re: I'm fried.

awwww

NanandEric08 Posted: Oct 28, 2010 02:57 PM+

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Posted: Oct 28, 2010 02:57 PM

Re: I'm fried.

Kris, i really hope things get better! You are a great person so try not to let someone bring you down! I know it's hard but f em!

Lsorrent Posted: Oct 28, 2010 03:19 PM+

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Posted: Oct 28, 2010 03:19 PM

Re: I'm fried.

Rosalind_75 Posted: Oct 28, 2010 03:25 PM+

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Posted: Oct 28, 2010 03:25 PM

Re: I'm fried.

hang in there.

MikesBride2B Posted: Oct 28, 2010 03:29 PM+

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Posted: Oct 28, 2010 03:29 PM

Re: I'm fried.

Please please PLEAAAASE do NOT hesitate to call me if you want to vent!! I am here for you my love!!!

Also you know I'll beat some *expletive* down if you need me to