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A thread for Becki!

Future Mrs H Posted:

A thread for Becki!

Embarrising things people dont talk about:

Do you fart in front of DH?
Future Mrs H Posted:

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Yes- all the time- he thinks its funny when I do!

kris_gets_hitched Posted:

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I try not to, but I've let a couple slip on by.

I am the master of the @sscheek clench in order to not make the Earth shake.
flibbertigibbet Posted:

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NO.

It's like a running gag between us... one time, like two years ago he was like 'You've never farted in front of me' and I told 'I never will!'

And 20 minutes later, as I was 99% asleep... one slipped.

I'm still hearing about it. Like at least once a month.
stacey516 Posted:

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All the time...is that bad???

jackieee Posted:

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Yesss so much! At first I thought I never would but after living together it would happen and now its all the time and funny to us. His dad used to call them hedgehogs. So we always say 'whoah did you see that hedgehog' or 'dead hedgehog' its funny. Well be out and he's like 'hedgehog! Did u see it?' Hahaha we are nuts.

halfbaked Posted:

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Nope. But I remember once I was half asleep on the couch watching a movie with DH and a friend of ours. I farted and my friend laughed and said 'Aw, that's cute.' DH disagreed... vehemently.

ETA: I still just pretended I was asleep.
halfbaked Posted:

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Posted by jackieee

Yesss so much! At first I thought I never would but after living together it would happen and now its all the time and funny to us. His dad used to call them hedgehogs. So we always say 'whoah did you see that hedgehog' or 'dead hedgehog' its funny. Well be out and he's like 'hedgehog! Did u see it?' Hahaha we are nuts.



Hedgehogs?

For some reason, our FG called it 'fluffies'. Making fluffies. So cute!
T E R I Posted:

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Once in a while, but DH has no clue because he's deaf and at night usually takes his hearing aid out and can't hear when I do

shelbylove918 Posted:

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Always!!! cant hold that in, lol!!!

AngnShaun Posted:

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i try not to... he thinks its hysterical tho

CarolAnn721 Posted:

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Posted by kris_gets_hitched

I try not to, but I've let a couple slip on by.

I am the master of the @sscheek clench in order to not make the Earth shake.



Ditto
grkbarbie Posted:

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Lmao. Yessss. Omg the other day he cleaned out the fridge. And he was soo proud! As soon as I came home he grabbed me by the hand to show me. As he's explaining why he took out a shelf, he's like 'omg ***?!? There's something rotten in here !! I coulda swore I took everything out!'


I looked up at him and said , ' Jenkins, that was me. I farted.'
I then scooted out f there farting with ever step I took.
ourwedding9510 Posted:

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YES! All the time! We were farting in front of each other 2 weeks after dating!

daniellek730 Posted:

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Yes, but it took me almost a year after dating!

Since I'm pregnant, I have tons and tons of it! Every time I do it, I blame the baby. My DH cheers for me because he knows there's a lot of pressure . We are weird and our baby is probably going to have no friends.
jackieee Posted:

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Posted by jilliibabii


Posted by jackieee

Yesss so much! At first I thought I never would but after living together it would happen and now its all the time and funny to us. His dad used to call them hedgehogs. So we always say 'whoah did you see that hedgehog' or 'dead hedgehog' its funny. Well be out and he's like 'hedgehog! Did u see it?' Hahaha we are nuts.



Hedgehogs?

For some reason, our FG called it 'fluffies'. Making fluffies. So cute!



hahahhaa awww cute!

the first time we went camping was the first time he farted in front of me. everyone camping was talking about hedgehogs. 'bad hedgehogs in the woods.' and im like 'wt f???' then they told me later.
Rosalind_75 Posted:

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pleaseeeeeee
with all the fiber i eat its hard not to
JoanneAndJustin Posted:

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Until this thread I had no idea people didn't fart in front of their DH. You MARRIED him... what's a little gas between lovers?


I am classy with a capital K and all that.
MrsC2010 Posted:

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yup all the time
Becca2010 Posted:

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as much as i can!

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