THURSDAY FUNNIES 2*3*11

Photographers sure are ballsy these days! “No, not THAT sidewalk, the three-inch bricks stacked next to the sidewalk! I want it to look like you guys are walking on a tightrope! Get it? Marriage is a balancing act. Now move it!”


The submitter says that these cufflinks belong to the Autobot Groom and Decepticon Man of Honor — but…does that mean that they’re trying to kill each other? “First…I’m gonna marry my beautiful bride as you stand on with tears in your eyes. But after that, I will destroy you!!!! AUTOBOTS ROLL OUT!!!
























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No matter how awful the school bathrooms are, if you have to pee, GO. Or you'll deeply regret it later. #LFMF
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Eating powdered sugar donuts while wearing a black fuzzy sweater is not a good idea. Unless you want people to think you have really severe dandruff. #LFMF
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Never startle your cat just as it is about to throw up. You will be left with a long, zig-zag trail of partially digested food where it ran through the hall vomiting. #LFMF
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When your plate shatters in the microwave, thus teaching you they are not microwavable safe, chances are the matching bowls aren’t either. #LFMF
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When taking a free sample from the mall food court, make sure it is a free sample and not some woman's food that she just purchased. #LFMF
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Sure it might not be your wedding, but go ahead. Take a bow.


You never know what you might find in the tinsel.





ahh.. dr lipchitz

can't post this one... copy and paste into web browser, just get rid of the *'s

http://damnyouautocorrect.com/images/f*ck*d-butt.jpg


tfln and fmls to possibly come... i dont feel too good... i might go home.

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love it... youre *** and balls have a weird configuration lol

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and Ringo was the drummer.