Wanna play? EDIT: Misheard Lyrics and/or Malapropism thread

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Posted by hayleyandsteve



his memory must really look great in pictures!

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O M G!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAYLEY!!!!

I just totally laugehd ina Client's ear...my @ss is grass!

my personal misheard lyrics and to fall out boy lyrics

http://youtube.com/watch?v=LucfKdukf10&feature=related

the have one for every song cause who knows that the hell hes saying

enjoy

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Posted by Colette

Steve also 'invents' words (I think they're portmanteaus, when you combine 2 words right?)
He says:
'I hate when you do that it gets me flustrated.'

I keep telling him babe, you either flustered, or frustrated, but you're not flustrated.

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DH likes to invent words too ...


One that comes to mind is:

Complifused
(what you get when you combine complicated + confused)



and my favorite of ALLLLLLLL time ....

Outrance
(we were on the highway and were he couldn't think of the word 'exit' .... so he came up with this one, figures its the opposite of entrance)

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Posted by PreshusSmurf

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Posted by Colette

Steve also 'invents' words (I think they're portmanteaus, when you combine 2 words right?)
He says:
'I hate when you do that it gets me flustrated.'

I keep telling him babe, you either flustered, or frustrated, but you're not flustrated.

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DH likes to invent words too ...


One that comes to mind is:

Complifused
(what you get when you combine complicated + confused)



and my favorite of ALLLLLLLL time ....

Outrance
(we were on the highway and were he couldn't think of the word 'exit' .... so he came up with this one, figures its the opposite of entrance)

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YOur DH should come over next time we're having a family scrabble game Jess. my dad LOVES to make up words. My brother and I team up against him and my mom and half the time spent is on us challenging him and looking up words lol. Its ridiculous.

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Posted by PreshusSmurf

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Steve also 'invents' words (I think they're portmanteaus, when you combine 2 words right?)
He says:
'I hate when you do that it gets me flustrated.'

I keep telling him babe, you either flustered, or frustrated, but you're not flustrated.

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DH likes to invent words too ...


One that comes to mind is:

Complifused
(what you get when you combine complicated + confused)



and my favorite of ALLLLLLLL time ....

Outrance
(we were on the highway and were he couldn't think of the word 'exit' .... so he came up with this one, figures its the opposite of entrance)

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outrance... i like that!

i totally think that 'splendous' could be a world.
like splendid + marvelous. plus, I like how it sounds!

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Posted by hayleyandsteve

outrance... i like that!

i totally think that 'splendous' could be a world.
like splendid + marvelous. plus, I like how it sounds!

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You and Marry Poppins Hayley....

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Posted by PeteysBride

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Posted by hayleyandsteve

outrance... i like that!

i totally think that 'splendous' could be a world.
like splendid + marvelous. plus, I like how it sounds!

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You and Marry Poppins Hayley....

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You girls really need to see that youtube video I posted. I was just watching it again and totally at it

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Posted by PreshusSmurf

You girls really need to see that youtube video I posted. I was just watching it again and totally at it

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I'm blocked at work!

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Posted by PreshusSmurf

You girls really need to see that youtube video I posted. I was just watching it again and totally at it

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I'm saving it for the home PC. TPTB here blocked youtube and other 'known' sites with dubious content.
Its so flustrating!!!!

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Posted by hayleyandsteve

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Posted by PreshusSmurf

You girls really need to see that youtube video I posted. I was just watching it again and totally at it

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I'm blocked at work!

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Me too!

its a good thing that it's Friday and no one is here to hear me laughing so hard.

My DH, when he is trying to explain something:

'Tara, here, let me give you a Sample' instead of ' Tara, let me give you an example'
I don't have the heart to correct him.

My Dad:

'Wow, that team has a really good GOLDIE' instead of

'Wow, that team has a really good GOALIE'

here are a few more...

sangwich instead of sandwich (may be an italian thing!!) drives me crazy!

expresso instead of espresso...

and a wedding related one veinetian hour instead of viennese hour..

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Posted by amytee

What about UMAN? Instead of HUMAN! One of my college professors used to say UMAN....it drove me nuts.

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what about DROWNDING.

it's just drowning. no D in the middle!

i feel like i hear that one all of the time!

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Posted by MeNBobs

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Posted by Colette

People who say

Chewsday*
and
Shhhhhhedule*

(*You get a waiver if you're British, though)

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My mom does that we call them Chooseday and Thursdy.

My Dh will make a statement and then vouch for himself example:

I went to the store, so I did.

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mine says:

I am off to me bed, so i am or
he's a knacker, so he is!

[switches back to lyrics]

Erasure. They had a song called 'Ooh, sometimes' which I always morphed into
'Blue Sunshine'
Yet another one that MAKES NO SENSE!!!!!!