BTW, Liz Part Deux ...

oh good lord... I told you about the contest aspect of the gag gift, right? Well, guess who found the goddam frog. My @sshat brother and his shrew wife. I was so pissed off. But I gave them their t-shirts, they didn't appreciate the gag and all my other brothers and sisters made a big deal about how that was the best gag ever, even above Christmas 2002 which was a Very Monkey Christmas.

So in the end it bit them in their born-again-christian, joyless @sses when one of my brothers told them to grow up and have a sense of humor.

It was a Christmas miracle. Or not.