Someone started a thread like this months ago to just go off on anybody or anything you want. I feel it's time to start again!
*&^$***^#&|$(*(JH}VUF#^%$@&%*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bridal Party: HELP ME OUT!!!!! I can't do this alone! How the heck did I end up doing the invitations for my own bridal shower?!?!?! I keep having nightmares that none of you are even helping me on the wedding day. And if one more of you drops out this close I might have to hurt you!! You've had over a year to plan for this!
Doctors: How difficult is it to figure out what's wrong with me? I'm tired of spending my days off at the hospital or the specialist. The co-pays are enough to kill me.
My bosses: BRAINS ARE TO BE UTILIZED!!!!!
I feel a bit better. More to come, I'm sure.
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To all the people who keep inviting themselves to the wedding and can't wait to attend and only keep reminding me need to 'STFU cause you're NOT invited!!'
To the all the people who keep telling us that we're way too young to get married You're just mad that we're more mature than you are, have a career and found a significant other who is worth it!!!
And to all the people who keep suggesting NICER things for my wedding that are 10 times pricier than what i can afford.. B**** you're not paying!!!
ok.. this is good!
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A big W T F to my MOH who I know is busy, but is it really too much to take 5 minutes out to make a phone call or shoot me an email?? I haven't heard from her since around October!!!
A slap to my brother who I love dearly, but told me at Christmas 'Wow, you know your wedding is going to be unconventional'. Well duh!! When have you ever known me to be conventional??!!
I wish a nasty case of crabs to the woman who called my e-ring a 'starter' ring. I'm the one who picked it out, you biatch!
A W T F to my mother who seems to have only picked my dress to one-up my cousin and my sister in laws. She keeps telling family members how much more beautiful my dress is compared to theirs....Mom, I love you but this is not a damn competition!!
To the horrible sales staff at my bridal salon...get your shyt together please for future brides. I finally have escaped your shop, but I feel bad for Amanda and any other bride that still has to deal with the place!
To the tanning booth addicted hoochie at my gym...yes I am out of shape and I am aware of it..I don't need you staring at my machine seeing what I enter when I get on it. It's none of your damn business how much I weigh, just like it will be none of my business when you develop skin cancer after tanning so much that you are an unnatural shade of brown.
OK vents over for today!!!
Janna - that was the funniest thing I've read in a long time!! I am literally LOL - loudlly!
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I'll go...
To FH (re: my Bachelorette Party) - Do I really have to invite my four 40-something year old FSILs to a weekend in Montauk? Can I please go away for my much needed girls' weekend w/o having to invite every female that is related to you, and every female that is married to one of your friends? Can't I have one 'cliquey' weekend w/o the guilt?
To My Job - please crawl out of my @ss so I can have my life back...and maybe, just maybe make a personal call or two during my very precious and unused lunch hour?
To my Bridal Salon - Does the fact that I just just bought a gown, headpiece, veil, and 12 BM dresses from you rate? A little customer service goes a lonnngg wayyyy.
To myself: HELLLOOOO...11 days into 06, and you have not put your chubby self on a much needed diet. You're almost at the 5 month mark, chica. Stop dreaming of french fried and get to a gym!
Phew, that felt good. Time for
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Janna - that was the funniest thing I've read in a long time!! I am literally LOL - loudlly!
You should have seen the shyt I would post in the Rants & Raves section on Craigslist. I might have some saved somewhere....some really funny stuff I have to admit.
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I have one...why can't the stupid university pay me on time?!?!?!?
I'm paid by grant, so it is lump sum, which means I have to budget. But now it's well into January and I'm running low on funds!! I think I'm getting paid in another 3 weeks, which is ridiculous!! I just paid a huge credit card bill from Christmas, so that doesn't help either.The school just doesn't care about it's grad students. This has happened to me before and they just bounce me around to office after office after office. Apparently, no one wants to take responsibility for the issue, but SOMEONE has to be in charge of payment!
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NWR Why does Cingular insist on trying to get you to pay for things you didn't ask for, don't want and don't need. I seriously think they add these charges to your bill and hope that you don't notice. Uh, hello I've been an AT&T coustomer for years and my bill is always the same so when you try to add almost $30 I am going to notice. Stop wasting my time.
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ok.. so this is over and done with now... but it REALLY annoyed me that my best friend ( who was in the wedding!!) didn't even stay for my whole shower becasue she had to get home to have dinner for her FIs birthday... and, as she said ' besides, sundays aren't for showers and things anyway... sundays are supposed to be for church and spending time with family' yeah, ok, cause a shower is a really bad, debacherous thing! she also didn't come to my house the morning of the wedding... she went to her own hairdresser to get her hair done, which was fine... but she only showed up about 5 minutes before we started taking pics at my house... i guess i just thought being in somebodys wedding meant that you had to be there for them on that day.....
Its so hard to have a budget when he continues to justify spending more money!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
thanks needed that!
DH thinks he's RICH also and insists that we need to buy a fake fireplace for the living room when we haven't even paid off our matress yet!!!!!!!!
Whoa that feels better!
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To FSIL: - Stop being mean to my brother. Now. Your true colors are coming out more and more as we get closer to your wedding -- and they're not pretty! - The family you're marrying into is nuts and they'll mess up your plans. Deal with it. Too fn bad if you gracioulsy made an exception to invite two children to your wedding and now you have to invite a third. Deal with it. Stop telling my brother he needs to uninvite the first two children; it's not going to happen and you're making us all miserable as a result. Good family relations are more important than how many people you invite to your wedding. - The BM dresses you chose are hideous and I hate silver shoes. - You did NOTHING to even try to throw a b-party for me; why do I need to go to yours and hang out with your snooty, blonde friends? - I'm resentful that you're having a destination wedding and making me shell out when you could have just had your wedding locally and not put such a burden on everyone else
Great thread!!!!!
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To FSIL: - Stop being mean to my brother. Now. Your true colors are coming out more and more as we get closer to your wedding -- and they're not pretty! - The family you're marrying into is nuts and they'll mess up your plans. Deal with it. Too fn bad if you gracioulsy made an exception to invite two children to your wedding and now you have to invite a third. Deal with it. Stop telling my brother he needs to uninvite the first two children; it's not going to happen and you're making us all miserable as a result. Good family relations are more important than how many people you invite to your wedding. - The BM dresses you chose are hideous and I hate silver shoes. - You did NOTHING to even try to throw a b-party for me; why do I need to go to yours and hang out with your snooty, blonde friends? - I'm resentful that you're having a destination wedding and making me shell out when you could have just had your wedding locally and not put such a burden on everyone else
Great thread!!!!!
Girl stop making tacky replies!!!!!!!
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I deleted my vent...sorry ladies.
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To FSIL: - Stop being mean to my brother. Now. Your true colors are coming out more and more as we get closer to your wedding -- and they're not pretty! - The family you're marrying into is nuts and they'll mess up your plans. Deal with it. Too fn bad if you gracioulsy made an exception to invite two children to your wedding and now you have to invite a third. Deal with it. Stop telling my brother he needs to uninvite the first two children; it's not going to happen and you're making us all miserable as a result. Good family relations are more important than how many people you invite to your wedding. - The BM dresses you chose are hideous and I hate silver shoes. - You did NOTHING to even try to throw a b-party for me; why do I need to go to yours and hang out with your snooty, blonde friends? - I'm resentful that you're having a destination wedding and making me shell out when you could have just had your wedding locally and not put such a burden on everyone else
Great thread!!!!!
Girl stop making tacky replies!!!!!!!
um, no. My response was so totally classy and upscale. You know, like $18,000 photographer upscale.
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I wish a nasty case of crabs to the woman who called my e-ring a 'starter' ring. I'm the one who picked it out, you biatch!
stooooooooop! I peed myself...she did not!
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O.K. I guess this is the perfect thread for me because right now I just feel like venting....had a little breakdown last night.
To my great MOH's - you both suck and if I had to do it over again I wouldn't have had anyone in the bridal party but definitely not you two.
My BP is a disaster because god forbid anyone follows up with people. It's definitely not great timing to have deposits due in mid-Dec. At this point I want to tell everyone to go F themselves and plan my own BP.
I'm sick of going out of my way for people - family and friends and not having anything reciprocated. I need to find new friends!
I wish I could stop worrying about every little detail of the wedding - I'm the ONLY ONE WHO CARES ABOUT THEM!!!!!!!! - and my mom and FH.
I'm soo bored at work - sick of being everyones go-to assistant for everything. Tired of obsessing about whether to take a new opportunity and for once I wish that I could make a decision without agonizing over it!!!!!!!
Thank you!! I needed that
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Ok, I have one WR and one not:
At my wedding one of my mother's cousins asked me if her daughter could borrow my wedding dress when she gets married. Helllooooo! Could ya let me finish wearing it first?
To the smelly guy on the elliptical machine next to me: Please take your clothes home and wash them, several times, or better yet-BURN THEM!
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To the smelly guy on the elliptical machine next to me: Please take your clothes home and wash them, several times, or better yet-BURN THEM!
OOH! That reminds me: To the man on the other elliptical machine:
STOP COMING IN AND TURNING OFF THE RADIO, or changing it to classical music!! Then when any of us say anything he tells us to go turn it back on ourselves. Um, we're in the middle of our workout, and we're the ones that turned it on in the first place!
He doesn't want the radio on because the government is trying to control him by the radio! Why do I know this?!?!? Because he preaches the entire workout to anyone that will listen. AND HE WORKS AT A FREAKING GOVERNMENT LAB!!! I swear I could choke him.
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To the smelly guy on the elliptical machine next to me: Please take your clothes home and wash them, several times, or better yet-BURN THEM!
OOH! That reminds me: To the man on the other elliptical machine:
STOP COMING IN AND TURNING OFF THE RADIO, or changing it to classical music!! Then when any of us say anything he tells us to go turn it back on ourselves. Um, we're in the middle of our workout, and we're the ones that turned it on in the first place!
He doesn't want the radio on because the government is trying to control him by the radio! Why do I know this?!?!? Because he preaches the entire workout to anyone that will listen. AND HE WORKS AT A FREAKING GOVERNMENT LAB!!! I swear I could choke him.
NOOOOO!!!!!! Stooooooopppp!!! Too late-peed myself...
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To the smelly guy on the elliptical machine next to me: Please take your clothes home and wash them, several times, or better yet-BURN THEM!
OOH! That reminds me: To the man on the other elliptical machine:
STOP COMING IN AND TURNING OFF THE RADIO, or changing it to classical music!! Then when any of us say anything he tells us to go turn it back on ourselves. Um, we're in the middle of our workout, and we're the ones that turned it on in the first place!
He doesn't want the radio on because the government is trying to control him by the radio! Why do I know this?!?!? Because he preaches the entire workout to anyone that will listen. AND HE WORKS AT A FREAKING GOVERNMENT LAB!!! I swear I could choke him.
NOOOOO!!!!!! Stooooooopppp!!! Too late-peed myself...
Maybe now you won't smell the stinky elliptical man!
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To the smelly guy on the elliptical machine next to me: Please take your clothes home and wash them, several times, or better yet-BURN THEM!
OOH! That reminds me: To the man on the other elliptical machine:
STOP COMING IN AND TURNING OFF THE RADIO, or changing it to classical music!! Then when any of us say anything he tells us to go turn it back on ourselves. Um, we're in the middle of our workout, and we're the ones that turned it on in the first place!
He doesn't want the radio on because the government is trying to control him by the radio! Why do I know this?!?!? Because he preaches the entire workout to anyone that will listen. AND HE WORKS AT A FREAKING GOVERNMENT LAB!!! I swear I could choke him.
NOOOOO!!!!!! Stooooooopppp!!! Too late-peed myself...
Maybe now you won't smell the stinky elliptical man!
I have to go at 1pm to the gym...I think I'll point a fan his way!
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To FSIL: - Stop being mean to my brother. Now. Your true colors are coming out more and more as we get closer to your wedding -- and they're not pretty! - The family you're marrying into is nuts and they'll mess up your plans. Deal with it. Too fn bad if you gracioulsy made an exception to invite two children to your wedding and now you have to invite a third. Deal with it. Stop telling my brother he needs to uninvite the first two children; it's not going to happen and you're making us all miserable as a result. Good family relations are more important than how many people you invite to your wedding. - The BM dresses you chose are hideous and I hate silver shoes. - You did NOTHING to even try to throw a b-party for me; why do I need to go to yours and hang out with your snooty, blonde friends? - I'm resentful that you're having a destination wedding and making me shell out when you could have just had your wedding locally and not put such a burden on everyone else
Great thread!!!!!
Girl stop making tacky replies!!!!!!!
um, no. My response was so totally classy and upscale. You know, like $18,000 photographer upscale.
You are so cheap!!!! My photographer was $22,000 WITHOUT albums. I bet your photos look so tacky since you paid such a paltry sum for them.
