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Come in to vent on anything you want!!!!!

Original post by waterspout4

Someone started a thread like this months ago to just go off on anybody or anything you want. I feel it's time to start again!

*&^$***^#&|$(*(JH}VUF#^%$@&%*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bridal Party: HELP ME OUT!!!!! I can't do this alone! How the heck did I end up doing the invitations for my own bridal shower?!?!?! I keep having nightmares that none of you are even helping me on the wedding day. And if one more of you drops out this close I might have to hurt you!! You've had over a year to plan for this!

Doctors: How difficult is it to figure out what's wrong with me? I'm tired of spending my days off at the hospital or the specialist. The co-pays are enough to kill me.

My bosses: BRAINS ARE TO BE UTILIZED!!!!!

I feel a bit better. More to come, I'm sure.
waterspout4 Posted:

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Posted by hbradio


Posted by lilacwine


Posted by hbradio


Posted by lilacwine


Great thread!!!!!



Girl stop making tacky replies!!!!!!!



um, no. My response was so totally classy and upscale. You know, like $18,000 photographer upscale.



You are so cheap!!!! My photographer was $22,000 WITHOUT albums. I bet your photos look so tacky since you paid such a paltry sum for them.



You both got off cheap! I had to pay for a hooker for mine, a tux, plus the $22,000. Is it normal to have to buy the camera for them as well?
Blu-ize Posted:

Re: Come in to vent on anything you want!!!!!


Posted by waterspout4


Posted by hbradio


Posted by lilacwine


Posted by hbradio


Posted by lilacwine


Great thread!!!!!



Girl stop making tacky replies!!!!!!!



um, no. My response was so totally classy and upscale. You know, like $18,000 photographer upscale.



You are so cheap!!!! My photographer was $22,000 WITHOUT albums. I bet your photos look so tacky since you paid such a paltry sum for them.



You both got off cheap! I had to pay for a hooker for mine, a tux, plus the $22,000. Is it normal to have to buy the camera for them as well?



You guys have to fill me in...this sounds too funny to miss..
waterspout4 Posted:

Re: Come in to vent on anything you want!!!!!


Posted by Blu-ize


Posted by waterspout4


Posted by hbradio


Posted by lilacwine


Posted by hbradio


Posted by lilacwine


Great thread!!!!!



Girl stop making tacky replies!!!!!!!



um, no. My response was so totally classy and upscale. You know, like $18,000 photographer upscale.



You are so cheap!!!! My photographer was $22,000 WITHOUT albums. I bet your photos look so tacky since you paid such a paltry sum for them.



You both got off cheap! I had to pay for a hooker for mine, a tux, plus the $22,000. Is it normal to have to buy the camera for them as well?



You guys have to fill me in...this sounds too funny to miss..



I have no idea what their inside joke was. The sarcasm was killing me, so I wanted to jump in. They are probably thinking 'Where did she come from?'
drtrish03 Posted:

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To FH's work: Why are you being such complete A$$H0&**!!!! Yes, he understands he left the job to move up to Boston for 6 months b/c of a family situation. Yes, he didn't expect to get his Captain's position back, but he doesn't expect you to treat him like crap either when we got back. 14 years of service and dedication should count for something. Stop messing with him!!! Now that you've changed his shift he has to try, once again, to take the days for our wedding off. We appreciate that. I hope you burn in hell!

To my mother: Please, please, please give me the list of guests already. I've only been asking you for 4 months now. Stop blaming everyone else for why it's not getting done. I can only take so much. I love you with all my heart, but you are pi$$ing me off!!!

To my FMIL: Stop being such a baby. Yes, your husband is a pain in the butt, but you've been married for 51 years, it's time to accept it. Please realize, you are not perfect! Stop being a martyr!!! Make up with your daughter and apologize for the horrific things you said to her. I wouldn't say those things to my worst enemy. I don't want my wedding to be ruined b/c you can't grow up and can't be in the same room as your daughter. That day is about your son and his future bride, not you!!!

To all of my and FH's supposed friends in GA: I understand we are getting married in NY. I understand it will cost you money to come to our wedding. Guess what, I don't want to freakin hear about it anymore. If you can't afford it, DON'T COME! Believe me, it's going to be a heck of a party, and it will be your loss! Once again, this wedding is not about you!!!

To me: Please, please get serious about losing weight. I can't take the up and down anymore. You are driving me crazy!

To my arms, a$$, thighs, gut: If I could, I would suck the fat right out of you to make it easy on all of us. Unfortunately, I can't afford it right now. So please, throw me a bone and start getting smaller.

To my job: Please get busier. I'm begging you to pick up.

To my FH: I love you more than anything. I love you enough to have your nephew and father visiting for a whole week. I'm sorry you are going through such a hard time at work right now. You are an incredible man, and I'm lucky to have you. I'm sorry I get so Be-yotchy when I have my friend! Oh, but if you don't mind, could you please try and be a little more romantic. I know we've been together for a long time, but I kinda miss those days.

Thanks for letting me vent. I truly needed that! Now, where's the darn ice cream!
RadioLau Posted:

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Why the heck did I eat so much over the holidays and now I have to eat freaking salads everyday for lunch. If another freaking person in the faculty room tells me how yummy my salad looks I am gonna give it to them and eat their lunch!!!

Ahhhhhh. Thanks.
jimmysgrl Posted:

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How sad is this: I am about to vent on someone from a month and a half ago but I have a feeling this is going to feel good because I still can't help but be angry as heck:

To the stupid alteration person:
You do not put SILVER hooks on a WHITE wedding dress for the bustle. If you do, you fashion something over it so there isn't SILVER all over the dress.

You actually make a bustle that will support the weight of the dress. Within 30 minutes, the entire bustle was down without being able to be re-attached the whole reception.

You don't tell me there is no alteration cap but that you've had to practically remake dresses in the past for brides and it's only cost them $200. Then, have me come in 5 days before my wedding and quote me a price of $550 knowing that there isn't a darn thing I can do about it!!!!

Another vent: I won't say who but if I pay you a couple of thousand dollars to be at my wedding and I turn around more than six times and I cannot find you (3 of the times, I find you flirting with the bartender), THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
nygirl77 Posted:

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First, you ladies always have me laughing.

Second, this f'n guy in my office keeps going to the printer outside my cube - but he's just tall enough that he can see into my cube and everytime he comes by, he looks in - does he not realize I can see him staring every time he comes by - which seems to be every 5 minutes. What the F are you printing anyway!?!
lilacwine Posted:

Re: Come in to vent on anything you want!!!!!


Posted by hbradio


Posted by lilacwine


Posted by hbradio


Posted by lilacwine

Great thread!!!!!



Girl stop making tacky replies!!!!!!!



um, no. My response was so totally classy and upscale. You know, like $18,000 photographer upscale.



You are so cheap!!!! My photographer was $22,000 WITHOUT albums. I bet your photos look so tacky since you paid such a paltry sum for them.



Albums are for suckers. We paid a separate designer to convert our wedding photos into wallpaper and of course, there was the painter who painted a gorgeous mural of us. It's the classiest thing ever.
kaklesmay Posted:

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just need a general




ahhh. I feel better.
69 Posted:

Re: Come in to vent on anything you want!!!!!

ok I wasn't going to write anything but....

if they don't finish re-organizing the gov situation here, I am going to freak out... since the election things have been crazzzzzzzzzzzyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

my MOH wedding: one of her BM is a witch... I can't stand the crap anymore... can't wait till it's over....

last but least.... it's my wedding ******** it....noone else's!!!!!!
Blu-ize Posted:

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Posted by 69

ok I wasn't going to write anything but....

if they don't finish re-organizing the gov situation here, I am going to freak out... since the election things have been crazzzzzzzzzzzyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

my MOH wedding: one of her BM is a witch... I can't stand the crap anymore... can't wait till it's over....

last but least.... it's my wedding ******** it....noone else's!!!!!!



say it sista!
Steph62406 Posted:

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To my Aunt: FU who cares if I've been palnning my wedding for 1 and 1/2 years...youre planning a Sweet 16 for your daughter for the past 6 months now and the party is still 8 months away!!!!! So you can kiss my a@@ with all your damn comments about not having to hear about my wedding.....If it bothers you then Stop asking me about it you fake B$!@$.

Thank You..I feel better!!!
lipglossjunky73 Posted:

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To my stepsister - you are a selfish person who just wants attention all the time - it's like you are blind to the rest of the world.

I wish I didn't feel obligated to ask you to be my matron of honor. I wish I asked my good friend instead of making her my BM. She is planning and doing everything anyway.



werock0709 Posted:

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I can't tell my FI ENOUGH times to stop hanging his Gosh darn coat on the closet door, when all he has to do is open it and hang it!!!!! UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH It annoys the S**t out of me
klingklang77 Posted:

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to the immigration department of australia.

why cant you give me a reasonable time frame on approving my visa and not have so many little things that make it so strict. i cant even be with FH b/c of you guys! and so many other annoyances about them...
Mystere Posted:

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A big shut up to my 5 co-workers that came up to me today asked when the wedding was, asked if i was excited/ looking forward to it, and then continued to say 'ahh to be young and naive- just wait until your divorced' all of which have been divorced atleast once. They quickly got offended when i replied that I actually have good taste in my mate.

and a big F U to my Banquet Manager who i really hate and has been making planning so miserable that i actually cried today and had to call his boss to get a new BM b/c i will not work with this @ss - and then i cried further b/c I hate that i cried - i never cry, especially over stupid stuff like my reception when there are so many more important things and i read the news and see all the horrible things that have gone on in the world and realize i'm crying over a friggin cake tasting!!

and while we're on it a big go away to the weight i so desperately want to lose and to the fact that i'm a comfort eater and was so upset today that i broke my friggin diet!!!

I'm so frustrated...I love FH and my family and friends and I just can't wait for Feb 12th and these stupid little issues that 3 years ago wouldnt have even been a mark on my radar can just go away.
E-n-K Posted:

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This thread is great!!
To FHs job-can he ever get out before 8:30 at night when he gets there at 8 in the morning? We NEED to meet w/vendors or this wedding will be something he just shows up to and has no idea whats going on and who the vendors are!!

To my 'friends'-I know some of u expect to be asked to be BMs but if you call me whenever u feel like it (once a month or so) I am not going to want u in my BP because u will do the same thing then!! Screw u all if u think ur invite is a definite because it is not!!!!

That felt good!!
lilacwine Posted:

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Posted by E-n-K

To FMIL- no we will NOT be playing games like 'pass the watermelon w/ur knees' at the wedding to help everyone get to know eachother. That is the TACKIEST thing I've ever heard!!!!!!

That felt good!!




Mystere Posted:

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on the gym note (again i know bad habit - note to self read first then reply)

to the girl also on the elliptical (these machines just encourage bad behavior) that comes in changes all 3 tvs to the same channel and then spends the rest of the time talking about her sex life and countless guys she slept with on her cell phone contemplating why shes such a hottie but nobody wants to get serious with her waaayyyy too much information!!!
mark'smama Posted:

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Ms Boss Lady:
Why is it that when I tell you at 11 am that I am not authorized to change something in the system and ask you to change it you wait until 4:56pm to do it and then realize that you are not authorized also. Now you make me stay late to wait for a return call for our IT department so that you dont miss your presious train home to NOONE.

Please remember when you are bull sh!ting all day that I DONT GET PAID OT

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