Come in to vent on anything you want!!!!!

Why can't FH just get married at a church?????????? GRRR what is the big deal! I have to live with his dog obcession, why can't he do this one little thing for me??
XOXOXO
Kitty

A biiiiiiiiiig to everyone! But I know we're not the only ones who want to vent. So, bring it on!!!!!!

And what is it about the elliptical machines? Do they bring the idiot out of people?

And since my original post, the bosses have become more idiotic. So much so, I became speechless today with the newest DUH!

OMG, that is a great response. I love it! Whenever someone is divorced or older than I am and bitter about not being married, they always try to make it seem like I am so young and nieve (they could be as little as 5 years older than me). Do not even be md at them, feel sorry for them. You found your soul mate and that's amazing!

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Posted by Mystere

A big shut up to my 5 co-workers that came up to me today asked when the wedding was, asked if i was excited/ looking forward to it, and then continued to say 'ahh to be young and naive- just wait until your divorced' all of which have been divorced atleast once. They quickly got offended when i replied that I actually have good taste in my mate.

UGH, UGH, UGH!!!! (Insert ridiculous curse words there).

TO MY PHOTOGRAPHER: God gave me a head that sits on top of my shoulders straight. Do not take 80 percent of our wedding pictures on an angle so that I get a crink in my neck just to view the supposed formal portraits.

Let's say I have a horrible pimple the morning of the wedding and you want to do a close-up, HOW ABOUT TRYING THE OTHER SIDE OF MY FACE FOR THE CLOSE UP!?

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Great thread!!!!!

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Girl stop making tacky replies!!!!!!!

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um, no. My response was so totally classy and upscale. You know, like $18,000 photographer upscale.

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You are so cheap!!!! My photographer was $22,000 WITHOUT albums. I bet your photos look so tacky since you paid such a paltry sum for them.

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Albums are for suckers. We paid a separate designer to convert our wedding photos into wallpaper and of course, there was the painter who painted a gorgeous mural of us. It's the classiest thing ever.

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You are sooooooo classy! Our photographer shoots for all the very best celebrities so he was able to get us a billboard in Times Square - hows that for CLASS??????

to my darling husband.....

dishes and utensils do not levitate and float into the dishwasher by themselves. please STOP (for the 10,000th time) leaving dishes all over the place

another vent...

to the beyotch at the gym at my apt. complex... if you walk into the gym and the TV is on and 4 or 5 people are watching it, DO NOT turn on the radio and lower the volume on the TV! RUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

people have no manners!

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Posted by Mystere

on the gym note (again i know bad habit - note to self read first then reply)

to the girl also on the elliptical (these machines just encourage bad behavior) that comes in changes all 3 tvs to the same channel and then spends the rest of the time talking about her sex life and countless guys she slept with on her cell phone contemplating why shes such a hottie but nobody wants to get serious with her waaayyyy too much information!!!

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OMG! I just spit out my drink

a HUGE ***?!! to everyone in my poor sister's bridal party except me (b/c i treat her right!!). She has been waiting her whole life to meet the right person and get married, and she has been through a lot--she is 31 years old...ok people?? Cut her a break!

First of all, one girl is busy all the time and we try and try to make the bachelorette party around her schedule but place we want to go is booked solid and have limited dates--so the BM says no big deal, my work schedule is too crazy anyway! just go w/o me, i'll miss a good time but that's okay. She sounded FINE to me, totally understanding... we book w/o her (I put it together) and then she gives my sister, the bride, an attitude when she had nothing to do with it b/c she is the bride and the girl OFFERED to miss it b/c of her crazy schedule! That is messed up, don't make my sister feel bad b/c you are busier than the President. You shouldn't have offered to not come first of all and secondly, the bachelorette party is about the bride having a good time...not you!

ALSO... to the two other BM's, you know you who are!!, one of which my sister spent SO much money being in her wedding party (I'm talking close to 2 grand girls!!) when my sister had just bought a house and was POOR, did she complain?? NOT ONCE and happily coughed up the money every time they asked. ($350 for the dress, $250 for the bachelorette party, another $300 for a flat screen tv for her and her FH!! and it goes on!) and then to hear her complain about spending money on my sister and not even getting back to me on if she can make the bachelorette party and FU to everyone who says Oh I feel bad for 'so-and-so' she doesn't have a lot of money...well neither did my sister when she was in her wedding!!

And to the other girl... I'm sorry you are miserable with your life because you had a chance to get married and backed out at the last minute and ten years later still has not moved on! That is not my sister's fault either.

Come on ladies, get your act together and treat my sister the way she deserves to be treated, like she did when you had your big days, b/c trust me, there were times when she was unhappy but she never showed it so that it would ruin someone else's time!!!
FU TO SELFISH PEOPLE!

GOD THAT FELT GOOD!!

Damn you, expresso. It was 8:30 pm, but you had to tempt me to drink you and your caffeinated deliciousness. And now it's 1:44 am and I have no desire to sleep! Some of us need our beauty sleep for WOTY tomorrow!!

To the doctor who passed my father off as a crazy old man and doped him up so much that he couldnt communicate with his family to tell us he had physical problems a HUGE F-YOU because NOW, my father can't see his baby get married.

To the doctor who told me my father was a 'vegetable' the same night FH and I went to the hospital to let him know we were about to get engaged, an even BIGGER F-YOU.

To the uneven sidewalk pavement in Dallas, Texas, FFFFFFF-YOU because you made my mom trip and fall and as a result, she has two titanium rods fusing her broken back together and has to fly home on a Cessna air ambulance in hopes that she can attend my wedding in 35 days.

I'm sorry, but I'm angry and I really don't want to hear 'everything happens for a reason, ' or 'Everything will work out.' My family is full of good people and we do not deserve this. We have had enough!

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Posted by Goldi1021

I'm sorry, but I'm angry and I really don't want to hear 'everything happens for a reason, ' or 'Everything will work out.' My family is full of good people and we do not deserve this. We have had enough!

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your mom will definitely be at your wedding wearing a huge smile of pride

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Posted by Goldi1021

I'm sorry, but I'm angry and I really don't want to hear 'everything happens for a reason, ' or 'Everything will work out.' My family is full of good people and we do not deserve this. We have had enough!

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People have actually said this to you?!

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Posted by Goldi1021

To the doctor who passed my father off as a crazy old man and doped him up so much that he couldnt communicate with his family to tell us he had physical problems a HUGE F-YOU because NOW, my father can't see his baby get married.

To the doctor who told me my father was a 'vegetable' the same night FH and I went to the hospital to let him know we were about to get engaged, an even BIGGER F-YOU.

To the uneven sidewalk pavement in Dallas, Texas, FFFFFFF-YOU because you made my mom trip and fall and as a result, she has two titanium rods fusing her broken back together and has to fly home on a Cessna air ambulance in hopes that she can attend my wedding in 35 days.

I'm sorry, but I'm angry and I really don't want to hear 'everything happens for a reason, ' or 'Everything will work out.' My family is full of good people and we do not deserve this. We have had enough!

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Wow, Leslie. You are right. A big F-U to them too from me!

I'm sorry but people need to STOP asking me...

If they are invited to the wedding when most of them are NOT!! I mean, half of these people I barely know and either way it is SO rude!!!

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People need to definitely stop asking me how much my FH spent on my engagement ring. Now I'm not complaining b/c I have a beautiful ring and I guess people just want to know and that's why they ask but c'mon people that is so tacky-- you don't ask how much something is worth--EVER!

AND... to add to the e-ring situation...

Aunt Joan, why on earth did you ask my fiance if he got the ring at a 'hock shop' meaning it's nice so in order for him to afford it he needed to go to an estate people's sale (meaning dead people's jewelry!!!! UGH!!) or a pawn shop!! I just can't believe her but she is reality, scary--not blood related thank God, married in. And NO he did not get it at a pawn shop or a dead people's sale!! He worked his cute rear-end off for almost a year and saved to afford it so that I would never have to change it and so I was happy. Love him!

And last but not least...

I'm going to Hell for this one but a big F U to the priest at my church, LOL!!! How dare you tell me I can't get married on a Sunday because you are too busy with masses in the morning. Meanwhile, I have a family friend (priest) who is marrying us and he wouldn't even have to do it. And the best is he says to me, why don't you just get married on a Saturday night?? UMM b/c it is about 60 dollars a head more, times that by 250 guests! That's why FATHER! I mean really, and then when I tell him my date he says 'better make sure we don't have baptisms that day'. PROBABLY NOT FATHER O'MEAN B/C IT IS A 2007 WEDDING AND THE BABIES THAT WILL BE BAPTIZED AREN'T EVEN BORN YET!!!!

PHEW, anger management people!!

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Posted by BKtoLI

A big W T F to my MOH who I know is busy, but is it really too much to take 5 minutes out to make a phone call or shoot me an email?? I haven't heard from her since around October!!!

A slap to my brother who I love dearly, but told me at Christmas 'Wow, you know your wedding is going to be unconventional'. Well duh!! When have you ever known me to be conventional??!!

I wish a nasty case of crabs to the woman who called my e-ring a 'starter' ring. I'm the one who picked it out, you biatch!

A W T F to my mother who seems to have only picked my dress to one-up my cousin and my sister in laws. She keeps telling family members how much more beautiful my dress is compared to theirs....Mom, I love you but this is not a damn competition!!

To the horrible sales staff at my bridal salon...get your shyt together please for future brides. I finally have escaped your shop, but I feel bad for Amanda and any other bride that still has to deal with the place!

To the tanning booth addicted hoochie at my gym...yes I am out of shape and I am aware of it..I don't need you staring at my machine seeing what I enter when I get on it. It's none of your damn business how much I weigh, just like it will be none of my business when you develop skin cancer after tanning so much that you are an unnatural shade of brown.

OK vents over for today!!!

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Not to laugh at your expense but I have had a pretty rough day today, and the way you worded your vent has made me laugh! Thanks for that!

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Posted by Awhite80

Not to laugh at your expense but I have had a pretty rough day today, and the way you worded your vent has made me laugh! Thanks for that!

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That's okay, I guess it's the Communications degree I have being put to work!! (Good to know that it comes in handy every now and then!!)

But oh yes, I have more vents!!!

To my FH, I love you more than life itself, but if you think for one cotton picking second that I am going to be the one that is going to tell your Jewish guilt trip laying mother that you did not pick your brother as your best man, you are out of your freaking mind. The same goes for your brother. I will not be the one breaking the news to him. I already had your mother crying to me hoping you would pick him, and I will not be the one to break her heart, as it was NOT MY CHOICE TO MAKE!!

Again to my FH, I am still trying to figure out why you agreed that we would go to your friend's wedding in Vegas one month before our wedding!!! I'm glad you think it's okay to blow $800 for airfare and hotel, not to mention how much I know you will end up spending gambling when we have final payments due at that time!!!! I understand it's your friend, but you guys talk maybe once a month if that!! And I know if the tables were turned, and it was MY friend's wedding, you would be b!tching up a storm!!! Ugh!!!

A small W T F for my FMIL and FH's aunt for pushing the idea of getting a chuppah over Thanksgiving. Need I remind you guys that while my last name may be Jewish,. I am very much Catholic!! We are trying to incorporate both religions, and it's becoming increasingly harder with every suggestion you guys make because then FH feels pressure to do them to keep the peace!!

A big fat eat shyt and die to the people that sold me the crooked tiara months ago for $90 and the cheap azz veil for $60. It's no wonder you guys are no longer in existence at Tri-County.

To our downstairs neighbor who feels the need to stop by every other day without warning. I realize you used to be FH's roommate, but damn it, we are getting married. Did it ever occur to you that we could be having sex when you knock on the door? And what the hell ever gave you the idea that it was okay to be in our apartment when we're not even home to watch our TV, eat our food (without replacing it I might add), and leave your dirty dishes all over the place??!! We like to come home to silence, not to see you lounging on the couch, watching TV and eating our food!! Augh!!! I have been cordial since I have been living here, but once that wedding band is on my finger, the gloves are off. You will now be interrupting newlyweds, and we might be fornicating at any given hour. So consider yourself warned.

Whoa that feels better!!!!

Pre- Cana is sooooooo whacked out!

-No! old pre- cana instructor couple, I don't want to talk about contraception methods with you!
-Priests are supposed to be nice, not total a-holes! I am having nightmares about him ruining my ceremony!

I am not a religious person, neither is my fiance, we are doing this to make our parents happy- how dumb is that!!!!! I work full time and go to school full time (an hour away fro my house).

I cant take it anymore!!!