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Soon2BMrsD Posted: Mar 02, 2007 08:21 PM

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can we go back to having this post up i really liked it.. so i think ill start....

Dear skinny girl i went to high school with and just saw pics of you with a freekin 6 pack,

I hate you!... your the only one i know how hasnt gained like 20 lbs and is now making me feel like a whale... i guess i should print you out and post you on the fridge as some motivation for me to get my fat lazy arse to the gym.

thanks for nothing
chubby who eats bonbons

kimnsteve Posted: Mar 02, 2007 08:26 PM

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Dear invisible MOH,

so glad i threw u that wonderful baby shower and you havent called me in two months! And all you input is greatly appreicated

love,

One really pissed off bride

LuvMyAlfonse Posted: Mar 02, 2007 08:31 PM

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chubby who eats bonbons!

Dear Boss who also happens to be my mother,

You are such a pain in my asss. I don't think I could possibly take it anymore. Be a boss at work, not a mom! Damn it! I have sick days that I can use too for no frigging reason. If I didn't live with you, I could call out sick and you would never know I'm lying. I ALSO have two weeks vacation that I can take however I please!!!!!

ALSO, stop telling me I can't go dress shopping b/c I'm too fat!!!! You're sick, woman!!

Oh, and get the frigging kitchen done already!!! It's been 1.5 years. No kitchen. Just a fridge. No counters, no sink, no dishwasher. We have to do the dishes in the bathroom sink for crying out loud. I don't want to be washing my dishes in the bathroom sink where there's poop germs flying around!

Oh, and Jenn, get your lazy asss to the gym - 12-ounce curls do NOT count!!!!!!!!!!

karen6474 Posted: Mar 02, 2007 08:34 PM

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dear friend,

so u finally decided to book your wedding a week b4 mine! i mean i have booked my wedding since the summer & you went & decided to book your wedding a week b4 mine then you get mad at me b/c i said i might not be able to come!

thank you friend

Soon2BMrsD Posted: Mar 02, 2007 08:37 PM

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yaaaaaaaaay im so happy i have girls who are bitter with me tonight!!! let it out ladies!!

kimnsteve Posted: Mar 02, 2007 08:37 PM

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oh i could prob get to 5000 posts!!!

FutureMrs.T Posted: Mar 02, 2007 08:39 PM

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THis may be a little insensitive, but to those of you who take the LIRR everyday, you would understand

Dear those of you who committ suicide by jumping in front of a train:

while I have sympathy for you and feel bad you felt the need to kill yourself, but do you need to do it -on a Friday night peak rush-hour train that strands me an hour away from my house?

LIRR commuter

p.s. - I really am not that insensitive, but this happens ALL THE TIME!

jteach711 Posted: Mar 02, 2007 08:40 PM

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Dear dad,

Thanks a lot for being a stranger. I think its wonderful how you told my brother that you won't come to my reception because you don't want to see my moms side of the family, and that you will go to the church though. Thanks but no thanks. My mom will be walking me down the aisle and my step dad will get the pleasure to dance a special dance with me. Who the hell needs you anyway. I have lived w/ out you for the past 10 yrs. So I have gotten pretty good at it. Dont be expecting an invite

Sincerely,
Your 'i'm over it' daughter

katleigh3 Posted: Mar 02, 2007 08:43 PM

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Snowflake08 Posted: Mar 02, 2007 09:10 PM

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Dear Stomach,

can you please tell me what is going on in there? For the last 3 days, I have heard the strangest noises ALL DAY. Are you OK? Are you having a party? it sounds like music down there

let me know what i can do to help

Dear Fingers,
Why are you swollen? ive been drinking tons of water so i should NOT be bloated. My ring was big on me since i got it and is now leaving a mark on my finger. Whats going on??

Dear hair,
Please grow
LOL

Soon2BMrsD Posted: Mar 02, 2007 09:11 PM

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Posted by Snowflake08

Dear Stomach,

can you please tell me what is going on in there? For the last 3 days, I have heard the strangest noises ALL DAY. Are you OK? Are you having a party? it sounds like music down there

let me know what i can do to help

Dear Fingers,
Why are you swollen? ive been drinking tons of water so i should NOT be bloated. My ring was big on me since i got it and is now leaving a mark on my finger. Whats going on??

Dear hair,
Please grow
LOL

MikeandJess Posted: Mar 02, 2007 09:24 PM

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Dear Guacamole,

You seemed like such a good idea for lunch but I hate you now.

-my stomach

jboota22 Posted: Mar 02, 2007 09:31 PM

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Dear FH's Parasite ....

Couldn't you have stayed in the Dominican Republic?? You are a big time C&$% BLOCK!!!

Soon2BMrsD Posted: Mar 02, 2007 09:34 PM

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Posted by jboota22

Dear FH's Parasite ....

Couldn't you have stayed in the Dominican Republic?? You are a big time C&$% BLOCK!!!

your poor FH...

jgl Posted: Mar 02, 2007 09:41 PM

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dear Parent of my student

If you are are so worried that your childs promotion is in doubt then stop screwing around and actually show up to the appointments we make. This is the third time you have missed! I wasted about 30 pieces of paper over the last 3 weeks writing you notes to schedule an appointment. Also, i really dont appreciate you missing a 220 appointment, calling at 235 and asking if you can come in, in 10 minutes when dismissal is at 250 and its FRIDAY!! No i cannot meet with you then!

Oh and it really is sad that you keep telling your daughter that you or ex hubby are going to come in when parents are invited and not show up. Your kid comes in so excited and then you dont show. What kind of mother are you? Oh and if you do decide to show up like today, actually come in my room and don't stare through the window for 10 minutes and then leave.

Snowflake08 Posted: Mar 02, 2007 09:47 PM

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Posted by MikeandJess

Dear Guacamole,

You seemed like such a good idea for lunch but I hate you now.

-my stomach

Dear Jess' brain,

You should have known better! You know your stomach can't handle such foods! Shame on you. Look what you've done - Apologize to her tummy - NOW

- her friend that would have told her 'NO!'

MikeandJess Posted: Mar 02, 2007 09:54 PM

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Posted by Snowflake08

Posted by MikeandJess

Dear Guacamole,

You seemed like such a good idea for lunch but I hate you now.

-my stomach

Dear Jess' brain,

You should have known better! You know your stomach can't handle such foods! Shame on you. Look what you've done - Apologize to her tummy - NOW

- her friend that would have told her 'NO!'

It's true, I'm allergic to avocado

Soon2BMrsD Posted: Mar 02, 2007 09:55 PM

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Posted by MikeandJess

Posted by Snowflake08

Posted by MikeandJess

Dear Guacamole,

You seemed like such a good idea for lunch but I hate you now.

-my stomach

Dear Jess' brain,

You should have known better! You know your stomach can't handle such foods! Shame on you. Look what you've done - Apologize to her tummy - NOW

- her friend that would have told her 'NO!'

oh no really??? did you know that before you ate it?
It's true, I'm allergic to avocado

katleigh3 Posted: Mar 02, 2007 09:57 PM

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Posted by Soon2BMrsD

Posted by MikeandJess

Posted by Snowflake08

Posted by MikeandJess

Dear Guacamole,

You seemed like such a good idea for lunch but I hate you now.

-my stomach

Dear Jess' brain,

You should have known better! You know your stomach can't handle such foods! Shame on you. Look what you've done - Apologize to her tummy - NOW

- her friend that would have told her 'NO!'

oh no really??? did you know that before you ate it?
It's true, I'm allergic to avocado

LOL.....

Snowflake08 Posted: Mar 02, 2007 09:58 PM

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LOL
I know it's true Jess - thats why i said it!! LOL

at least you know WHY yours is making noises
mine has been doing it for 3 days and i dont know why!!!