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Posted by Soon2BMrsD

oh no really??? did you know that before you ate it?
It's true, I'm allergic to avocado

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I did know, I'm allergic to everything so I gave up on not eating things I'm allergic to. I just had some more

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Posted by Snowflake08

LOL
I know it's true Jess - thats why i said it!! LOL

at least you know WHY yours is making noises
mine has been doing it for 3 days and i dont know why!!!

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maybe it is gas! Especially if you're hearing those noises. Try gas x, it is a miracle drug.

oh jesss... your asking for it.. be carefull with that!

lol maybe
i have been eating lots of fruits and veggies
but why are my fingers retaining water????

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Posted by MikeandJess

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Posted by Soon2BMrsD

oh no really??? did you know that before you ate it?
It's true, I'm allergic to avocado

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I did know, I'm allergic to everything so I gave up on not eating things I'm allergic to. I just had some more

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i do the same thing. nice to see im not the only one who has given up on caring about it.

Dear _____,

Why did you have to have a small wedding so you can dictate what I do and do not need??? Yes, the Bestman will carry the rings, I still want two *&&^%^( ringbearers. I dont give a *&^% that you didnt have limos. I like limos.

Why are you telling me Im wasting money when you just bought a new car and all the repairs are yet to be completed? Theres no food in the fridge.

Why do you make me paranoid when I know you dont know where this is?

I may just completely screw up someones trip on the way home one night on the LIRR buy jumping in front of an oncoming train.

Now she is going to send you an angry letter.

Stressed out Bride

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Posted by madseason

Dear _____,

Why did you have to have a small wedding so you can dictate what I do and do not need??? Yes, the Bestman will carry the rings, I still want two *&&^%^( ringbearers. I dont give a *&^% that you didnt have limos. I like limos.

Why are you telling me Im wasting money when you just bought a new car and all the repairs are yet to be completed? Theres no food in the fridge.

Why do you make me paranoid when I know you dont know where this is?

I may just completely screw up someones trip on the way home one night on the LIRR buy jumping in front of an oncoming train.

Now she is going to send you an angry letter.

Stressed out Bride

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LOLOL sorry please dont jump in front of a train but that was still funny

(i love this thread!!)


dear grandma,

thanks so much for being the dark cloud over every one of my sunny days. for example, i really appreciated that the first words out of your mouth when i told you which reception hall we had decided on were, 'that's so far away!! it's a 40 minute drive!! what will i do about the dog that day?'

i'm glad your concern for the dog comes first, ahead of your only grandaughter's wedding day.

it's awesome.

love,

your envious-of-a-poodle grandchild

dear friends who have more $$ than me,
Please stop telling me that i have to spend more money than i am to get quality out of me weddding. stop making me feel cheap (even tho i am) Thank you


Dear friend who isnt even engaged yet,
I am tired of hearing your whining! so knock it off!!! It doesnt matter that you have been with your BF longer than the others have. Please stop ditching me and my friends at bridal shows to look at stuff for you! you are supposed to be there for me! stop being selfish!!!!!!!!!

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Posted by angl2001

Dear friend who isnt even engaged yet,
I am tired of hearing your whining! so knock it off!!! It doesnt matter that you have been with your BF longer than the others have. Please stop ditching me and my friends at bridal shows to look at stuff for you! you are supposed to be there for me! stop being selfish!!!!!!!!!

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may I borrow that letter???? I know a few people who deserve that!

WELL SAID!

wow..a lot of you hate people like me

i told my FH when we were getting married..he didnt even ask me and i still dont have a ring..i asked him

its cool..i dont want to waste money on a silly ring..i dont even want white diamonds..ill get one one day..maybe

dear period,

why do you hurt my tummy so

love,
my body

Dear woman at work that nobody likes,

Why do you do nothing but sit there and complain about everything in your life? Why do you complain that your sick while you walk back and forth infecting everybody?

Why do you sit and complain that none of the 8 guys your dating wants a commitment, yet, you get guys like a game of 52 card pick up?

Why do you try to pawn your poor kids off on other people all the time, then sit and give family advice.?

If you sit there and say 'Im faaaaaaaat' one more time while you stuff another browine into your unyielding trap I am going to slap the fat right off of you.

I dont care.

Shut up.

I dont like you, guys dont like you.

Stay home if youre sick,

Better yet, Go drive off a cliff.,

-Disgruntled worker

Company I no longer work for in 7 days:

Thank you for sucking the life out of me for a month in poughkeepsie, and for almost 2 years I was there dangeling promotions and advancements over my head like a dog with a treat!
Thank you for my raise for 2006 being a whole 32 cents. For having the head of ER call me and ask me to stay,,,,,and now trying to make it sound like I dont know how to do my job!! I dont hate you, but I am glad that I am leaving!

Sincerely,
Your best employee, who now has a thicker wallet!!

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Posted by Kimbalina

Company I no longer work for in 7 days:

Thank you for sucking the life out of me for a month in poughkeepsie, and for almost 2 years I was there dangeling promotions and advancements over my head like a dog with a treat!
Thank you for my raise for 2006 being a whole 32 cents. For having the head of ER call me and ask me to stay,,,,,and now trying to make it sound like I dont know how to do my job!! I dont hate you, but I am glad that I am leaving!

Sincerely,
Your best employee, who now has a thicker wallet!!

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Kim...you got the job??? I must have missed that post...congrats!!!!!

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Posted by katleigh3

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Posted by Kimbalina

Company I no longer work for in 7 days:

Thank you for sucking the life out of me for a month in poughkeepsie, and for almost 2 years I was there dangeling promotions and advancements over my head like a dog with a treat!
Thank you for my raise for 2006 being a whole 32 cents. For having the head of ER call me and ask me to stay,,,,,and now trying to make it sound like I dont know how to do my job!! I dont hate you, but I am glad that I am leaving!

Sincerely,
Your best employee, who now has a thicker wallet!!

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Kim...you got the job??? I must have missed that post...congrats!!!!!

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yay kim!

Dear bride who bought the american flag wedding dress,

You may seriously want to reconsider.



signed,
patriotic bride, but thats a little much

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Posted by katleigh3

Dear bride who bought the american flag wedding dress,

You may seriously want to reconsider.



signed,
patriotic bride, but thats a little much

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lol