can we go back to having this post up i really liked it.. so i think ill start....
Dear skinny girl i went to high school with and just saw pics of you with a freekin 6 pack,
I hate you!... your the only one i know how hasnt gained like 20 lbs and is now making me feel like a whale... i guess i should print you out and post you on the fridge as some motivation for me to get my fat lazy arse to the gym.
thanks for nothing chubby who eats bonbons
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I cant take many things in life but the one thing that kills me is spitting or getting flem out loudly and man i am getting that sick feeling now just writing about it. GOD I HATE THAT!!!
FH likes to spit on occasion i slapped him on the side because of it and yelled at him. I never yell at him.. that just sickens me.
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I just laughed my a$$ off reading EVERY single one of these!!!! This definitely requires a BUMP (I need to get working on my 'dear' letters) I should be done by sometime next week.
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dear late commuter...
why must you think it is SOOO necessary to run from the A train platform ALL THE WAY up to the 4/5 platform at 8 in the morning... ?
do you really think you can MAKE the train during the crowd? do you not realize you will get on the train thats 30 seconds after that one?
do you find it necessary to run past the SAME people EVERY morning, ONLY to miss the train EVERY DAY!?
will u be sataisified if you fall onto the tracks one day?
signed... person you push every morning, who one day will smack you in the face.
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dear conference call:
why must you be so long? you force me to do other things, like post crazy ramblings on LIW. it's really not fun when my boss decides to direct a question at me, when i haven't been listening for the past 5 minutes and have no clue as to what's going on. (doesn't she realize i'm POSTING here?!)
bad, forever-long conference call!! my complete lack of professionalism is entirely your own fault.
why must you be so long? you force me to do other things, like post crazy ramblings on LIW. it's really not fun when my boss decides to direct a question at me, when i haven't been listening for the past 5 minutes and have no clue as to what's going on. (doesn't she realize i'm POSTING here?!)
bad, forever-long conference call!! my complete lack of professionalism is entirely your own fault.
I understand you're going through a big life changing event but do you really need to put on the insdustrial size standing office fan today when the windchill outside is -17!!!!!!
If you're REALLY that hot go take a walk outside, I'm sure some fresh air would do you good.
Signed,
your frozen stiff co-worker.
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Dear Girls who feels the need to take every single picture with their lips puckered out as far as they can push them:
It's not sexy...you look retarded...end of story!
From, Me
...give me a little bit, I definitely got more!!!
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Posted by dancinmyazoff
Dear Girls who feels the need to take every single picture with their lips puckered out as far as they can push them:
It's not sexy...you look retarded...end of story!
From, Me
...give me a little bit, I definitely got more!!!
OMG I soooooooooo agree with you on this one!!!
JeanetteandSteve
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Dear Girls who feels the need to take every single picture with their lips puckered out as far as they can push them:
It's not sexy...you look retarded...end of story!
From, Me
...give me a little bit, I definitely got more!!!
made me think of someone in particular right away...it's like you were talking about her!!
haha...
ant n tilde
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Posted by dancinmyazoff
Dear Girls who feels the need to take every single picture with their lips puckered out as far as they can push them:
It's not sexy...you look retarded...end of story!
From, Me
...give me a little bit, I definitely got more!!!
made me think of someone in particular right away...it's like you were talking about her!!
haha...
ahhh i take so many pictures like this - we are trying to do a Zoolander impression NOT KISSY FACE. . . i always worry that people will misinterpret it lol
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Dear Islanders Fans in the Cubicles near me,
No need to talk VERY LOUDLY about how great the Islanders are doing - i know the rankings. . . but guess what? THE RANGERS WON LAST NIGHT!! so let me gloat for ONE FARKING DAY! thankyouverymuch!
Sincerely, disgruntled fan
dancinmyazoff
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Posted by ant n tilde
Posted by jeanette0402
Posted by dancinmyazoff
Dear Girls who feels the need to take every single picture with their lips puckered out as far as they can push them:
It's not sexy...you look retarded...end of story!
From, Me
...give me a little bit, I definitely got more!!!
made me think of someone in particular right away...it's like you were talking about her!!
haha...
ahhh i take so many pictures like this - we are trying to do a Zoolander impression NOT KISSY FACE. . . i always worry that people will misinterpret it lol
Matilde I hope you don't think I'm talking about you...I'm talking about all those 16...17 year old girls on myspace that have 150 variations of that!!!!
ant n tilde
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Posted by ant n tilde
Posted by jeanette0402
Posted by dancinmyazoff
Dear Girls who feels the need to take every single picture with their lips puckered out as far as they can push them:
It's not sexy...you look retarded...end of story!
From, Me
...give me a little bit, I definitely got more!!!
made me think of someone in particular right away...it's like you were talking about her!!
haha...
ahhh i take so many pictures like this - we are trying to do a Zoolander impression NOT KISSY FACE. . . i always worry that people will misinterpret it lol
Matilde I hope you don't think I'm talking about you...I'm talking about all those 16...17 year old girls on myspace that have 150 variations of that!!!!
nooooooooooo not at all - i was just saying i always hope people dont think that! in general he he its on myspace too though
i am not that paranoid , , , , ,yet!
xXxNovember08xXx
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dear yankee fans, (please no one take offense)
ITS ONLY SPRING TRAINING!!!! GET OVER IT~!!
signed, closet mets fan
dancinmyazoff
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Posted by ant n tilde
Dear Islanders Fans in the Cubicles near me,
No need to talk VERY LOUDLY about how great the Islanders are doing - i know the rankings. . . but guess what? THE RANGERS WON LAST NIGHT!! so let me gloat for ONE FARKING DAY! thankyouverymuch!
Sincerely, disgruntled fan
LOL...where do you work, cause I think you might work with FH's mom ...shes a DIE HARD Islanders fan
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Posted by ant n tilde
Posted by dancinmyazoff
Posted by ant n tilde
Posted by jeanette0402
Posted by dancinmyazoff
Dear Girls who feels the need to take every single picture with their lips puckered out as far as they can push them:
It's not sexy...you look retarded...end of story!
From, Me
...give me a little bit, I definitely got more!!!
made me think of someone in particular right away...it's like you were talking about her!!
haha...
ahhh i take so many pictures like this - we are trying to do a Zoolander impression NOT KISSY FACE. . . i always worry that people will misinterpret it lol
Matilde I hope you don't think I'm talking about you...I'm talking about all those 16...17 year old girls on myspace that have 150 variations of that!!!!
nooooooooooo not at all - i was just saying i always hope people dont think that! in general he he its on myspace too though
i am not that paranoid , , , , ,yet!
I'm going right now to leave a comment for your pic on myspace
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Dear skinny a$$ girl running on the treadmill for hours. You have been skinny your whole life. You can go eat a whole pizza not gain an inch. You can also have a 6 pack of beer and still have a 6 pack on your stomach.. I'm sooooo jealous..
Dear lazy people that i work with. You make a dish you wash it. You leave your nasty *** sauce stuck on the plates and now the kitchen stinks. Just because you are a professor and have your doctorate doesn't mean you can't wash your own dishes.
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dear yankee fans, (please no one take offense)
ITS ONLY SPRING TRAINING!!!! GET OVER IT~!!
signed, closet mets fan
I agree ...
signed
PROUD MET FAN!!!
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Dear: Stupid stock worker at the super market!
Food has an expiration date for a reason! Its your job to rotate the stock and make sure nothing is expired! Do your job and stop flirting with the 16 year old wanna be super models! If you did your job, I wouldnt have had a spoon full of expired yogurt this morning! (although I should have double checked)
