Dear...

Dear Fake People,

We're not impressed nor do we care.

Signed,
OOOOOverrr iiiiit.

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Posted by AMGBride2008

Dear Fake People,

We're not impressed nor do we care.

Signed,
OOOOOverrr iiiiit.

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i would love to know what is behind this one.

I have a lot to complain about today ladies...

Dear Women that I work with,

There are only like, 5 of us, so why is the women's room so disgusting? Ladies, I shouldn't have to walk over a clump of gross hair on the floor... DISGUSTING!

Sincerely,
Confident in the fact that I'm not the one who's hair was on the floor.

Dear Cleaning Guy,

Why is the floor so slick in the bathroom?! Women wear heels, I nearly busted my asss because the floor was so slick... cool it with the Mr. Clean OK?

Sincerely,
Walking carefully into the bathroom from now on

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Posted by ant n tilde

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Posted by AMGBride2008

Dear Fake People,

We're not impressed nor do we care.

Signed,
OOOOOverrr iiiiit.

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i would love to know what is behind this one.

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AH HA!!!

Dear Rude and obnoxious 8th period class,

Why must you ruin my day everyday with your inappropriate behavior. I would love to see you guys in 5 yrs when you have a job in the real world. Do you think your co-workers will appreciate the random burping, the unnecessarily loud throat clearing, the name calling or the random singing out bursts which I often refer to as 'the human I-Pod'????????

Please grow up....If I wanted to teach 5 yr old I would have become a kindergarten teacher!!!!!

Signed,

Your overly patient teacher who is counting down the days till summer vacation!!!!

Dear best friend,

YOu have no say in my wedding, so if i tell you to wear a Red dress, wear it and shut it!

Dear Lady Who Works at my Job:

Working with you (and your inept daughter) for the last six years has been like an extended stay in the lowest level of hell. There is no need for you to lash out at me because your daughter was fired for complaining constantly and not doing her job. Calling me a 'rude B***h' and a 'horrible person' when you clearly have no idea who I am will not bring her back no matter how hard you try to get me to quit. You show your ignorance everytime you open your mouth, and it is painfully obvious that you (and your daughter) are jealous of the life that I have. I am an independent, self-sufficient 24 year old woman and your daughter is a 28 year old spoiled little brat who can't pay her own bills or balance her checkbook without your help. I did not cause that, you did, so take some responsibility. Also, do not take the fact that your daughter has been with her boyfriend for eleven years with no sign of marriage out on my wedding by saying snarky things and giving me crappy advice, you really show what kind of person you are when you do that.

Oh,and please stop telling me to put on my coat, I have a mother and it ain't you.

From,
Me
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Oh man that felt really good!!

Dear life:

After so many years of BS, I am finally happy and things are going great, but as ive learned in the past, with the good comes the bad. Out of all times for something like this to happen, why does it have to be now. One of the most important days of my life is coming up, and can't even picture it if this happens. Hard to get happy about things when this is in the back of my mind. I seriously can't go through with this without him, and i'll do anything to have him there, infact i wont even do all of this without him there, id rather post-pone, or do it now, small simple and no party.

I hear everyone complaining about little things regarding their wedding, and i would give anything to deal with those problems rather than this. Now all i can do is just wait to find out what i will do. Thanks for coming back black cloud

signed,
you know who

dear FSIL,

stop saying you know your brother and knows that he will not like any of the decisions that you think i am making alone..SUPRISE he made most of them

and you will not use my wedding as a private concert for yourself..i havent told you yet..but you are probably not singing at my wedding any more..maybe 1 song..but not 6 like you think..

go to open mic night if you must

and also..your brother doesnt even like you

love,
your wonderful future sister in law!!!!

dear annoying mentor,

stop coming into my classroom to INTERUPT with suggestions that make no sense or do not follow the programs I am using. You are of no help to me. Stop interupting to talk to the kids, all you are doing is getting them off task and confused!

No I will not stop doing work when you take up my prep to talk about standards. I work for the NYCBOE there is NO time in my day to check HW or write notes to parents. Get used to it, you are bothering me and i need to get my work done. If you want to be helpful, mark my homework for me or stuff my homework folders. thats about all you are good for!

from,
I'd rather get support from my coworkers

Fellow Long Island Railroad Passengers,

Please quit giving me dirty looks and sighing everytime I ask to sit in the empty middle seat. I'm sorry you think you own both seats, and think your purse or briefcase needs it's own seat.... Oh wait they do have seats for bags--- the overhead racks!
I work just as hard as you and pay over $130 a month to ride the train just like you... And guess what?! I happen to be a decent intelligent human being and realize the world doesn't revolve around me and always let people sit beside me. Quit being selfish and use the manners your motha' taught you when you were a toddler!

Thank you,

Disgruntled My Feet Hurt Too Rider

Dear Unqualified, Inept teachers that i supervise,

Newsflash!! Teaching is NOT an 8-3 job!! If you truly care about children and their future, you must realize how important you are! Writing lesson plans, correspondence with parents and meetings ARE PART OF YOUR JOB! Remember, you will never get more out than you put in!!! Oh and by the way, if you are an educatOR, you should be and sound EDUCATED!!

LOVE
Your dedicated and exceptionally intelligent AP.
(Kiss, Kiss)

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Posted by Espo22

Dear life:

After so many years of BS, I am finally happy and things are going great, but as ive learned in the past, with the good comes the bad. Out of all times for something like this to happen, why does it have to be now. One of the most important days of my life is coming up, and can't even picture it if this happens. Hard to get happy about things when this is in the back of my mind. I seriously can't go through with this without him, and i'll do anything to have him there, infact i wont even do all of this without him there, id rather post-pone, or do it now, small simple and no party.

I hear everyone complaining about little things regarding their wedding, and i would give anything to deal with those problems rather than this. Now all i can do is just wait to find out what i will do. Thanks for coming back black cloud

signed,
you know who

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oh i hope everything is ok ...i think you could use some of these

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Posted by Princess Cut Bride

Dear Rude and obnoxious 8th period class,

Why must you ruin my day everyday with your inappropriate behavior. I would love to see you guys in 5 yrs when you have a job in the real world. Do you think your co-workers will appreciate the random burping, the unnecessarily loud throat clearing, the name calling or the random singing out bursts which I often refer to as 'the human I-Pod'????????

Please grow up....If I wanted to teach 5 yr old I would have become a kindergarten teacher!!!!!

Signed,

Your overly patient teacher who is counting down the days till summer vacation!!!!

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Amen sista

Dear Mechanic,

I hate to break this to you, but the radiator you are getting from a junk yard is not going to cost me 900.00. The labor is not even going to cost me that much, unless you plan on installing it with your toes, using 24ct diamond studded hoses.

I know my engine is a 3.0. Next time you remind me to check the manual, youll be pulling it out of your rear end.

Boobs does not equal dumbass. Get my drift???

And no, I am not flattered...


Car saavy

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Posted by Espo22

Dear life:

After so many years of BS, I am finally happy and things are going great, but as ive learned in the past, with the good comes the bad. Out of all times for something like this to happen, why does it have to be now. One of the most important days of my life is coming up, and can't even picture it if this happens. Hard to get happy about things when this is in the back of my mind. I seriously can't go through with this without him, and i'll do anything to have him there, infact i wont even do all of this without him there, id rather post-pone, or do it now, small simple and no party.

I hear everyone complaining about little things regarding their wedding, and i would give anything to deal with those problems rather than this. Now all i can do is just wait to find out what i will do. Thanks for coming back black cloud

signed,
you know who

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Denise, is everything okay? Did I miss something?

Sorry to re-hash this thread.....It's been quite a morning commute....here I go:

Dear LIRR commuter sitting behind me:

I understand that we take the 6:08 am train and it is VERY early and you may forget to do some things before you leave the house....brushing your teeth should not be one of them.....I can smell your morning breath and it is not pleasant. Please be kind to your fellow passengers and brush your teeth in the morning.

Sincerely,
Trying to hold my breath from Ronkonkoma to Penn Station

Another one:


Dear LIRR cell phone talker:

I know you are a long time commuter, so you have heard the message....somewhere in between 'the clean train campaig', 'keeping your feet off the seats' and 'our bags are subject to a random search by the police' there is a little line that says 'WHILE USING A CELL PHONE PLEASE BE CURTIOUS TO THOSE AROUND YOU'. Yeah, that's you. It's 6AM! Why do you need to be on the phone for 40 minutes at 6am??? We are all trying to sleep.....you are not that important to be talking to somone at 6AM! So, please be curteous to your fellow passengers, and take a nap too!

Sincerely,
Trying to tune you out while holding my breath trying not to smell the guy's breath behind me.


p.s. - WATCH THE GAP, I would HATE for you to drop your cell phone!

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Posted by Soon2BMrsD

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Posted by MikeandJess

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Posted by Snowflake08

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Posted by MikeandJess

Dear Guacamole,

You seemed like such a good idea for lunch but I hate you now.

-my stomach

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Dear Jess' brain,

You should have known better! You know your stomach can't handle such foods! Shame on you. Look what you've done - Apologize to her tummy - NOW

- her friend that would have told her 'NO!'

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oh no really??? did you know that before you ate it?
It's true, I'm allergic to avocado

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Dear Brother.....

Stop eating all my food!!!!!

Your starving sister!