Dear 18 year old, high functioning autistic student,
Please stop taking off your underwear on the bus ride to school and throwing them out of the bus window on the LIE. It is inappropriate and you know better than that. I understand you need help with social skills and vocational training, and you are making super progress with that! However, the group home is running out of underwear for you to wear, and frankly, I am very tired of writing up incident reports and why you are not wearing underwear to school. Thank you.
Sincerely, Your exhausted, yet concerned teacher
Princess Cut Bride
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Dear other co worker,
Yes, farting IS a natural body function but it is NOT okay to do so at work. I don't care if you 'do it all the time and no one has a problem with it.' I DO!!!!!! And I seriously hope that ring on your finger is NOT a wedding band, because what sicko would marry you?
Thanks a bunch! Coworker about to lose it.
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love it!
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Princess Cut Bride
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love it!
JoeJo
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Dear sara burn heart (my mom)
All you have is a cold stop mopeing around as if you are dying. And when you cough stop making urself throw up bc you make yourself gag. Its really annoying and we dont symathize for you!
From your irratated daughter!
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THis may be a little insensitive, but to those of you who take the LIRR everyday, you would understand
Dear those of you who committ suicide by jumping in front of a train:
while I have sympathy for you and feel bad you felt the need to kill yourself, but do you need to do it -on a Friday night peak rush-hour train that strands me an hour away from my house?
LIRR commuter
p.s. - I really am not that insensitive, but this happens ALL THE TIME!
I DEFINITELY feel your pain!! I guess that makes us horrible people, huh?
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Dear work, Stop making me run around liek a chicken with its head cut off!!!! i dont make enough money to keep hurting myself and being so tired by the end of the day!!! give me some time to bretheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!
thanks a bunch heather
(p.s jojo your my date and hall twin!!!!!!!!!!)
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Dear cousin's fiancee,
i understand you got engaged last week and are now getting married 5 months before me, but did you have to ask MY NEPHEW _ MY G_DSON to be your ring bearer!! you have your own nephews!! leave mine alone!!!
XOXOX, your future cousin in law
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dear liweddings.com,
why are you so addicting? why am i on at 1am checking to see what's new, hoping i haven't missed out on any good ideas, or passed up on problems i might help advise or sympathize with, since the last time i was on a whole hour ago?
my future husband thinks i'm a complete lunatic, thanks to you. why must you be so helpful?!
why are you so addicting? why am i on at 1am checking to see what's new, hoping i haven't missed out on any good ideas, or passed up on problems i might help advise or sympathize with, since the last time i was on a whole hour ago?
my future husband thinks i'm a complete lunatic, thanks to you. why must you be so helpful?!
LOL...I hear ya!!! I'm on the couch another night after FH has long since gone to bed. I'm freakin sooooo addicted. I went to bed at 3:30 last night
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Dear Idiots in the world:
to the idiot standing on the left side of a damn escalator when everyone knows thats for running down and you hold up people bc its so damn hard to move on the right side like everyone else who just stands there...
TO the idiot who drives 30mph in the left lane, GET THE HELL OUT OF THE WAY!!! again you should know its the fast lane. First off please dont drive if you drive that slow.
To the idiots who can't use the metrocard machines-i don't understand what is so hard to understand about using these machines, it's not rocket science...You cause long lines and people missing trains...You stand there when the option says 'cash, debit or credit' and look at it for 5 mins-is it that hard, and then you mess up and constantly have to go back, now theres like 10 ppl behind you and we all just missed a damn train.
To the idiot who feel the need to speak extremely loud with a bunch of strangers around you. I really don't care about the fight you had with your bf, or everything you are doing for the weekend-NOBODY CARES and its always the ones with the most irritating voices.
To the idiots who cant function doing two things at once-stop doing that...If you can't walk and talk on your cell at the same time then dont, just bc you're on the phone doesn't mean you don't have to look while crossing the street...and if you're driving and can't stay in your own lane then guess what, its time to get off that damn phone.
I can go on and on and on but this would never end
Love, the person who wants to hit you everytime they come across you
Kimbalina
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F M I L vent.....
Dear FMIL:
You suck, for not telling your OWN children you plan on getting re-married this summer. It isn't cute that you possibly cheated for around 3-4 years and pretended to care and go to couples thearpy, while you always planned on leaving, when your now FH was ready to leave his wife too. It is also unacceptable to leave honeymoon catolgues around and with the date of your wedding.
Signed: Had enough of your Self-Centeredness FDIL
Ps... If you turn your daughters sweet 16 party (today) into an announcement of your pending marriage with out letting your own children know,,, then you really do just suck at life.
UGH I TOTALLY know how you feel about FMIL sucking at life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Sometimes she is awsome and caring (10% of the time),,, most of the time (90%) she is self-centered,,,, and ofcorse she doesnt see it that way!
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OMG I have a farty co-worker too!!!!!! its ***** to be working the then you catch a whiff ::ship foghorn:: COULDNT YOU TAKE THAT ONE TO THE BATHROOM?? walk off into an intimate corner and stand there for a minute so it doesnt trail?!?
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WARNING: This is the mother of all 'dear...'
Dear LIRR,
MOVE! It's a 6:32 train and it's now 6:45... why are we still sitting here?!?!
Signed, Disgruntled Commuter
Dear Slow-walking people on the subway during rush hour,
MOVE! If you want to mosey, go to the mall.
Signed, Disgruntled Commuter
Dear Man on the stairs,
MOVE! We just missed the subway because you were moving at a snail's pace.
Signed, Disgruntled Commuter
Dear Woman on the stairs,
MOVE! You're walking up the middle of the staircase making it impossible for me to get around you... pick a side jackass!
Signed, Disgruntled Commuter
Dear Girl with fake Uggs, Burberry, & Coach,
No judgement here, I love a bargain myself, but don't look ME up and down like I'm committing some fashion no-no... I'm not the one with fake Uggs b!tch!
Signed, Disgruntled Commuter/Looking better than you!
Dear Man on Subway,
Plugs are NOT a good look. Get a hat.
Signed, Disgruntled Commuter
Dear Men on Subway,
Did you mother teach you ANY manners?! Ladies first! I don't need you to let me on the subway before you, but don't push me for christ's sake...
Signed, Disgruntled Commuter
MikeandJess
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Wow kim that is one hell of a commute, this is for you
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Wow kim that is one hell of a commute, this is for you
Thanks Jess.... a commute can really set the tone for your day.... so you can imagine how my day might be
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Kim....I am with you on that one! Commuting is sooo aggravating sometimes...Here is another one:
Dear Guy who spits while walking up the steps in the subway:
Someone is standing under you. While you may intend to spit into the tracks and succeed, your spit may spray and mist other people. I dont know when the last time was your brushed your teeth or what the last thing was in your mouth! I showered this morning, I dont need another. Now I have to stop and Duane Reade and buy every disinfecting product to clean myself with and re-apply my makeup when I get to work since I needed to wash my face.
It may have only been 1 tiny spray from your big glob of spit, but it ruined my day!
Please be more respectful, the subways are dirty enough as it is, please dont polute them with your spit anymore
