It seemed that way with her constant messages to 'chat about the honeymoon'. :puke:
OMG! that is really sick! maybe she's just wishing for a HM baby
SuzBride
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Dear Husband:
Your mom calling everyday after we returned from the honeymoon to ask us 'how it went' - disgusting. I mean really, how does she think it went?
Love, Wife
EWWWWW! UGHHH!!! That is wrong on SO many levels. I can imagine FILs asking that - but more cause they would be hoping for a honeymoon baby - so sad for them cause it aint gonna happen!
diluvchu
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Deaf FH:
Every time you send me flowers you do not need to send them with a vase. Do you not see all of the vases I have now collected over the past 9 years with you?! Just send a bouquet....it's a lot cheaper and I appreciate it just the same.
Your loving,
FW
babybug631
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Dear Darling Husband,
Your mother doesn't make it that way? Well I'm not your damn mother, get used to it.
Your loving Wife
BJandDan
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Deaf FH:
Every time you send me flowers you do not need to send them with a vase. Do you not see all of the vases I have now collected over the past 9 years with you?! Just send a bouquet....it's a lot cheaper and I appreciate it just the same.
Your loving,
FW
SO TRUE!!!!! Although FH did pick up the prettiest vase this time!
BJandDan
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Dear FH,
When I tell you that I am hungry around 5:30-6:00, please do not go into the kitchen and bring out a bag of chips and start eating them. I am on a diet. I can not eat chips. I need food. I am telling you I am hungry so that you can agree and we can do something about it!
Much love, FW
mcb916
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Dear FH,
When you are looking for something, try looking in the last place you left the item or in the place where that item usually lives. And if it's not there try not to destroy the entire house looking for it. Ask me, I usually know where it is
Sincerely,
FW
palebride
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Dear husband, Thank you for walking all the way over to the kitchen and bringing your dirty dishes and cups. But the counter is NOT the sink; how hard is it to go an extra 20' after you walked all the way from the living room? Put your dishes IN THE SINK!
With loving thanks, Your wife...
THANK YOU!!!!!!!
palebride
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Darling, Just because you say 'I'm hungry' does not mean I am going to jump up immediately, drop whatever I'm doing, and fix you a nice meal. You've got two hands, and two legs.....use them to fix yourself something yummy to eat (and make a little extra for me while you're at it!). Your Loving and maybe even hungry) Wife
LaurenluvsTJ
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Dear Darling Husband,
Your mother doesn't make it that way? Well I'm not your damn mother, get used to it.
Your loving Wife
I told him if I EVER hear those words come out of his mouth he will not want to know what happens next!
pupidda122505
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Dear FH,
I can't help it if I'm overly sensitive and take things to heart it's just the way I am. maybe if u think before u open your big mouth we wouldn't have this probelm! Sincerely, your loving fiance`
Soon2BMrsA
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Dear hubby, Being your wife doesn't make me your mother. It also doesn't make you an infant. Stop acting like a baby when you get sick...it's not cute. And I never get the same treatment in return. A head cold is NOT a serious illness.
Lovingly, Your wife
OMG this is SOOO my DH! Drives me insanE!
ETA this thread is hilarious - I think we should start a book!
lipglossjunky73
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Posted by SomethingBlu
Dear hubby, Being your wife doesn't make me your mother. It also doesn't make you an infant. Stop acting like a baby when you get sick...it's not cute. And I never get the same treatment in return. A head cold is NOT a serious illness.
Lovingly, Your wife
OMG this is SOOO my DH! Drives me insanE!
ETA this thread is hilarious - I think we should start a book!
Very funny - I agree!!!
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these are hilarious
JXNOscar
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Dear Husband:
Stop stealing my Lucky magazine and sticking the 'yes' stickers all over my pillow before going to bed.
Love, Wife
I laughed so loud everyone in my offic ethinks I am nuts
thefirstlady
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Dear Husband:
Stop stealing my Lucky magazine and sticking the 'yes' stickers all over my pillow before going to bed.
Love, Wife
thefirstlady
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Dear FH,
I thought we'd try something new and exciting to spice up our love life!
You opened it? you close it
You wore it? you put it in the basket
You ate off it? you wash it
You dirtied it? you clean it
You want it? go get it
You turned it on? you turn it off
Are you catching my drift?
Sincerly, Your Loving Fiancee!
JanuaryBride06
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Posted by JanuaryBride06
Dear Husband:
Stop stealing my Lucky magazine and sticking the 'yes' stickers all over my pillow before going to bed.
Love, Wife
I laughed so loud everyone in my offic ethinks I am nuts
BWHHAAHAHAHAH The sad thing is he really does this - we've been having the Lucky mag fight: I hid it, he found it and hid it and the cycle continued until I ripped out the sticker page. I thought he was going to cry. He's obsessed with it and can't understand why there aren't any 'no' stickers.
curliegirl
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Posted by JXNOscar
Posted by JanuaryBride06
Dear Husband:
Stop stealing my Lucky magazine and sticking the 'yes' stickers all over my pillow before going to bed.
Love, Wife
I laughed so loud everyone in my offic ethinks I am nuts
BWHHAAHAHAHAH The sad thing is he really does this - we've been having the Lucky mag fight: I hid it, he found it and hid it and the cycle continued until I ripped out the sticker page. I thought he was going to cry. He's obsessed with it and can't understand why there aren't any 'no' stickers.
that is just too funny
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Dear FH,
NO, its not fun for me when you invite people over with an hour notice. Why, you ask?
I have to food shop, I have to clean the house and I have to plan a pleasing menu for everyone while you sit on your asss. How about for once I invite MY friends over and YOU cook, clean and shop for them? EXACTLY. Our house is NOT a bed and breakfast.
