Dear DH, The bed and floorspace outside your closet are not the hamper. Neither is the railing on the living room or the steps on same room. Stop putting your clothes and socks there! Furthermore, if you see all the dirty laundry on the bedroom floor in preparation for washing the aforementioned items, why do you insist on using the hamper in the bathroom (notice how it's empty?). Are you trying to get me institutionalized? You refuse to use the hamper except when I'm about to do laundry and I empty it out? I don't like finding 'dirty undergarment gifts' upon my return from the dungeon of a laundromat on the building's basemant. Please stop...really, stop!
Loving thanks, Your wife
JanuaryBride06
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Dear Husband:
Your wedding band is not the average guy's version of kryptonite; it doesn't make you lose all ability/strength to pick up after yourself.
Love Wife
SomethingBlu
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Dear hubby, Being your wife doesn't make me your mother. It also doesn't make you an infant. Stop acting like a baby when you get sick...it's not cute. And I never get the same treatment in return. A head cold is NOT a serious illness.
Lovingly, Your wife
Beth1210
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Posted by babybug631
Dear husband,
Is it physically impossible for you to put the dish IN the dishwasher? Really.
Love,
wife
I have to walk all over the house to load the dishwasher
what is going to happen when we move to a bigger place!
Beth1210
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Posted by JanuaryBride06
Dear Husband:
Your wedding band is not the average guy's version of kryptonite; it doesn't make you lose all ability/strength to pick up after yourself.
Love Wife
are we married to the same guy?
SomethingBlu
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Posted by dleeny
Posted by FallBride05
Posted by SomethingBlu
Dear husband, Thank you for walking all the way over to the kitchen and bringing your dirty dishes and cups. But the counter is NOT the sink; how hard is it to go an extra 20' after you walked all the way from the living room? Put your dishes IN THE SINK!
With loving thanks, Your wife...
OMG Sasha!!!! I was just going to write the SAME thing!
what IS IT with men and dirty dishes?! it's like they are allergic to dishwashers or something
Funny thing is that mine doesn't have to wash the dishes. I do it (we don't have a dishwasher...other than me that is ). All he has to do is PUT THE DISHES IN THE SINK! He can't quite master that task.
FallBride05
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Posted by SomethingBlu
Posted by dleeny
Posted by FallBride05
Posted by SomethingBlu
Dear husband, Thank you for walking all the way over to the kitchen and bringing your dirty dishes and cups. But the counter is NOT the sink; how hard is it to go an extra 20' after you walked all the way from the living room? Put your dishes IN THE SINK!
With loving thanks, Your wife...
OMG Sasha!!!! I was just going to write the SAME thing!
what IS IT with men and dirty dishes?! it's like they are allergic to dishwashers or something
Funny thing is that mine doesn't have to wash the dishes. I do it (we don't have a dishwasher...other than me that is ). All he has to do is PUT THE DISHES IN THE SINK! He can't quite master that task.
DH's dishes like the spot directly NEXT to the sink!
SomethingBlu
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Dear husband, Please stop eating my chocolate chip Eggo waffles. They're mine! It's not my fault that the banana bread ones you 'had to have' suck. Eat your crappy ones.
Love, Your wife
JanuaryBride06
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Posted by Beth1210
Posted by JanuaryBride06
Dear Husband:
Your wedding band is not the average guy's version of kryptonite; it doesn't make you lose all ability/strength to pick up after yourself.
Love Wife
are we married to the same guy?
Long lost brothers, maybe?
JanuaryBride06
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Dear Pookie:
Complete this conversation:
DW: I want a puppy. DH: Who will clean up after it? DW: I clean up after YOU pretty well, don't I? DH: ......(sounds of crickets)....
Love, Schnookums
Mrs. dleeny
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Posted by JanuaryBride06
Dear Pookie:
Complete this conversation:
DW: I want a puppy. DH: Who will clean up after it? DW: I clean up after YOU pretty well, don't I? DH: ......(sounds of crickets)....
Love, Schnookums
FallBride05
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Posted by JanuaryBride06
Dear Pookie:
Complete this conversation:
DW: I want a puppy. DH: Who will clean up after it? DW: I clean up after YOU pretty well, don't I? DH: ......(sounds of crickets)....
Love, Schnookums
don't you just love when you get the crickets????
Mrs. dleeny
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ok, I have one!!
Dear hubby,
A snack is a small portion of chips, cookies, etc. NOT THE WHOLE BAG! especially when it's MY snack!
all my love, your wife
Blu-ize
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Dear Loverface.
I really love it when you drink your face off and then eat Taco Bell and refuse to believe that you stink. Go brush your teeth, burn your clothes and take a long hot shower!
Love, Your Valentine
JanuaryBride06
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Dear Husband:
Your mom calling everyday after we returned from the honeymoon to ask us 'how it went' - disgusting. I mean really, how does she think it went?
Love, Wife
carlsbride
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JanuaryBride06
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Posted by JanuaryBride06
Dear Husband:
Your mom calling everyday after we returned from the honeymoon to ask us 'how it went' - disgusting. I mean really, how does she think it went?
Love, Wife
Oh no - why do I have the strange feeling that this exact complaint will be coming out of my mouth in 10 days?
I hope that it doesn't happen to you!
Mrs. dleeny
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Posted by JanuaryBride06
Posted by carlsbride
Posted by JanuaryBride06
Dear Husband:
Your mom calling everyday after we returned from the honeymoon to ask us 'how it went' - disgusting. I mean really, how does she think it went?
Love, Wife
Oh no - why do I have the strange feeling that this exact complaint will be coming out of my mouth in 10 days?
I hope that it doesn't happen to you!
wait, I'm confused... are you telling us that she is fishing for info on the sex on your HM!?????????
curliegirl
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Dear Husband,
I know you have the capability of closing every cabinet, closet door, medicine cabinet and drawer you open and putting what you used back in........you opened it and took something out didn't you???!!!!!
Your lovely wife
JanuaryBride06
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Posted by dleeny
Posted by JanuaryBride06
Posted by carlsbride
Posted by JanuaryBride06
Dear Husband:
Your mom calling everyday after we returned from the honeymoon to ask us 'how it went' - disgusting. I mean really, how does she think it went?
Love, Wife
Oh no - why do I have the strange feeling that this exact complaint will be coming out of my mouth in 10 days?
I hope that it doesn't happen to you!
wait, I'm confused... are you telling us that she is fishing for info on the sex on your HM!?????????
It seemed that way with her constant messages to 'chat about the honeymoon'. :puke:
