Cleaning up the kitchen after I have made you a delicious meal does not mean piling the dishes and pans a mile high in the sink and leave them for days..
Beth1210
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Dear Husband,
The floor is not a hamper.
Love, Wife
Who's next??
I gave mine a card yesterday that said- I wanted to do a stripe tease for you- but there is too much laundry on the floor already- hint hint
Dear Jake
the floor is not a hamper or a garbage pail
thanks B
JanuaryBride06
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Posted by Beth1210 I gave mine a card yesterday that said- I wanted to do a stripe tease for you- but there is too much laundry on the floor already- hint hint
Mrs. Powell
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Dear DH,
Can you please wash the glass you drink out of instead of leaving it in the sink.
snowprincess805
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cleaning doesn't mean picking up - it means vacuuming and dusting
i have terrible allergies and it is hard gfetting that through his head - what happened to him loving the vacuum when we first got it
lipglossjunky73
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Dear FH,
watching crappy movies on the couch does not count as foreplay!
Love, FW
JanuaryBride06
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Dear Husband:
Stop stealing my Lucky magazine and sticking the 'yes' stickers all over my pillow before going to bed.
Love, Wife
usuk2004
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Darling:
I know you're capable of laundry. I've seen you do it a million times BEFORE we were married.
Note:
wedding ring does not = laundry slave
Please amend your thought process accordingly.
Ta, Your Honeybunch
Beth1210
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Dear Hubby,
Just b/c we are married does not mean I know where you left your Keys, wallet, cell phone, etc
thanks Beth
usuk2004
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Note to Husband:
Now that you are approaching your 34th year, I must inform you that 'Bachelor Party' is no longer a valid excuse for any of the following:
Coming home smelling like stripper Forgetting your name and address Leaving your cell phone in a cab...again Spending your weekly salary in $1 bill increments Consuming a month's worth of categorically binge-drink numbers of alcohol units in one night Wasting the entire day post-said event due to hang over.
Thank you, The Management
babybug631
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Dear Honey,
Please stop wiping your toothpaste mouth on the nice towels. I can't dry my hands now because it has you slobber all over it.
Love,
Your wife
babybug631
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Dear husband,
Is it physically impossible for you to put the dish IN the dishwasher? Really.
Love,
wife
SomethingBlu
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Dear husband, Thank you for walking all the way over to the kitchen and bringing your dirty dishes and cups. But the counter is NOT the sink; how hard is it to go an extra 20' after you walked all the way from the living room? Put your dishes IN THE SINK!
With loving thanks, Your wife...
FallBride05
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Dear husband, Thank you for walking all the way over to the kitchen and bringing your dirty dishes and cups. But the counter is NOT the sink; how hard is it to go an extra 20' after you walked all the way from the living room? Put your dishes IN THE SINK!
With loving thanks, Your wife...
OMG Sasha!!!! I was just going to write the SAME thing!
LS1001
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Posted by lipglossjunky73
Dear FH,
watching crappy movies on the couch does not count as foreplay!
Love, FW
Blu-ize
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Dear DH,
Don't tell me that I can't buy something because we're spending too much and then go have a sushi lunch for $25 and then go to the bar after work and spend another $25.
Your loving wife.
JanuaryBride06
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Dear Husband:
No, it would not be cute if I dressed up in a french maid outfit when we clean the apartment. Even just once.
Love Wife
lilacwine
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Dear Husband,
Thank you for occasionally bringing your dirty dishes near (but not in) the sink and dishwasher. Please drink all the liquid in your glasses first so I don't spill day-old soda all over myself and the dishwasher.
Love, Wife
Mrs. dleeny
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Posted by SomethingBlu
Dear husband, Thank you for walking all the way over to the kitchen and bringing your dirty dishes and cups. But the counter is NOT the sink; how hard is it to go an extra 20' after you walked all the way from the living room? Put your dishes IN THE SINK!
With loving thanks, Your wife...
OMG Sasha!!!! I was just going to write the SAME thing!
what IS IT with men and dirty dishes?! it's like they are allergic to dishwashers or something
