Dear SuzBride, Blu-ize and SomethingBlu

JanuaryBride06 Posted: May 02, 2006 03:18 PM

Dear SuzBride, Blu-ize and SomethingBlu

Where ever you are, come back and entertain me. Now.

Please?

Blu-ize Posted: May 02, 2006 03:19 PM

Re: Dear SuzBride, Blu-ize and SomethingBlu

I'm here..

I have many funny things to share!

JanuaryBride06 Posted: May 02, 2006 03:19 PM

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Share!!!

Blu-ize Posted: May 02, 2006 03:21 PM

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What stories do you want?

Your choices:

1 LIRR
2 DH
3 Nephew
4 DH
5 DH
6 LIRR
7 LIRR
8 DH

JanuaryBride06 Posted: May 02, 2006 03:22 PM

Re: Dear SuzBride, Blu-ize and SomethingBlu

Hmm....choices.....Nephew is a new topic, so I'll take that one first.

SuzBride Posted: May 02, 2006 03:32 PM

Re: Dear SuzBride, Blu-ize and SomethingBlu

Stories

Blu-ize Posted: May 02, 2006 03:38 PM

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Ok, Alex I'll take nephew for $200.

Meet my nephew Joe. He's 20. He lives with my brother. Brother is divorced. Has no money or a life.

Joe has totalled 4 cars since he got his drivers license. Brother has no license since his DWI 3 years ago. (4th one) Oh yea, forgot to say that of course, none of the accidents were his fault.

Joe can't afford car insurance (shocker). So instead of a car-he now is the proud owner of a motorcycle. He can afford motorcycle insurance.

He just totalled his motorcycle. He's ok, but is now taking the insurance money and getting another one..even better. This one goes up to 250 mph!

But don't worry Aunt Susan, I'll never go that fast!

Blu-ize Posted: May 02, 2006 03:38 PM

Re: Dear SuzBride, Blu-ize and SomethingBlu

Ren-tell me a story!

Blu-ize Posted: May 02, 2006 03:49 PM

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nobody else has stories! Hmmmpphh!

JanuaryBride06 Posted: May 02, 2006 03:52 PM

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Um, it smells like grilled onions and hamburger in my office even though no one I work with eat red meat.

how's that?

Oh and for the nephew story:

Blu-ize Posted: May 02, 2006 03:57 PM

Re: Dear SuzBride, Blu-ize and SomethingBlu

yummy--it may be grilled toenails?

Blu-ize Posted: May 02, 2006 03:57 PM

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People in my office are acting like they all drank the koolaid today...ya know what I mean?

JanuaryBride06 Posted: May 02, 2006 03:58 PM

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I threw up in my mouth a little bit re:grilled toenails

We have the windows open so I think that it's an outside smell

Blu-ize Posted: May 02, 2006 04:00 PM

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Rats! I was hoping for grilled toenails.

Did I tell you the DH and his mom's b-day story?

JanuaryBride06 Posted: May 02, 2006 04:00 PM

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Okay, Susan, give me an LIRR story.
Make it good.

SuzBride - where are you?

JanuaryBride06 Posted: May 02, 2006 04:00 PM

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Posted by Blu-ize

Did I tell you the DH and his mom's b-day story?

tell it!

Blu-ize Posted: May 02, 2006 04:02 PM

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Yeah-I feel like it's a two woman show here.

SomethingBlu Posted: May 02, 2006 04:08 PM

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I might get fired for being on here...but I miss you girls WAY TOO MUCH!! Who needs a job?

Susan - your nephew is certifiably genius...is he related to Tom Cruise at all? Seriously!!

For your worries!!

Mel...miss you tons...I'm sorry I'm not on *that* much (feels like not at all). My new job actually has the audacity to keep me busy. The nerve!!

I have moving stories...STS or State to State Van Lines - don't use them if you like your things...or go ahead and use them...if you want your sh!t broken and deliveries at 1am on a Sunday!!!

JanuaryBride06 Posted: May 02, 2006 04:12 PM

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Sasha, I miss you But I'm glad that your job keeps you busy even if it means time away from here.

I'm sorry that the movers s uck.

Blu-ize Posted: May 02, 2006 04:15 PM

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Posted by SomethingBlu

I might get fired for being on here...but I miss you girls WAY TOO MUCH!! Who needs a job?

Susan - your nephew is certifiably genius...is he related to Tom Cruise at all? Seriously!!

For your worries!!

Mel...miss you tons...I'm sorry I'm not on *that* much (feels like not at all). My new job actually has the audacity to keep me busy. The nerve!!

I have moving stories...STS or State to State Van Lines - don't use them if you like your things...or go ahead and use them...if you want your sh!t broken and deliveries at 1am on a Sunday!!!