FBIL & FSIL are...

EXPECTING.

I haven't complained in a while so here we go...

So as you all know FBIL married a girl he knew for 6 months this past June.... and I can't stand either of them... WELLLLLL they called FH yesterday to tell him that they are expecting, she is 5 weeks which meanssssssss she will be 3 months at our wedding, just in enought time to make our wedding about them.

So FBIL called back today to tell FH again (I'm not sure why he needed a second phone call but whatever) andFH congratulated him again and expressed how happy he was for them and asked when he was going to start telling people and he said the first week of October. So FH asked him just not to announce it during the wedding or his best man speech or anything and FBIL said he'll tell people when and where he wants. FABULOUS.

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Posted by rdubs

Can't you tell him you changed the location and time of the wedding so he doesn't come?

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I was actually thinking of drugging him at the rehearsal dinner.

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Posted by rdubs

Can't you tell him you changed the location and time of the wedding so he doesn't come?

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seriously..this.

why did i know this was going to happen to you?

not to instill the fear of god ... or... more importantly the fear of stupid people in you...

but i'd be nervous he'd throw that in his speech. just saying.

and if he doesn. i'm going to fking kill him for you.




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as a side note...and i'd only say this about extra special people but...





do you want me to throw her down some stairs?

Ughhh-- I almost feel like he will be spiteful and announce it at your wedding. Sorry you are going through this

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Posted by flibbertigibbet

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Posted by rdubs

Can't you tell him you changed the location and time of the wedding so he doesn't come?

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seriously..this.

why did i know this was going to happen to you?

not to instill the fear of god ... or... more importantly the fear of stupid people in you...

but i'd be nervous he'd throw that in his speech. just saying.

and if he doesn. i'm going to fking kill him for you.

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as a side note...and i'd only say this about extra special people but...

do you want me to throw her down some stairs?

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I bet it's not even his. I couldn't imagine anyone wanting to reproduce with him.

But hey I'll get the butter if you want to grease the railing.

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Posted by flibbertigibbet

i dont play around... i will push her directly down. then throw bricks after her.

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FH just asked me why I'm laughing hysterically.

I like your style. You don't mess around.

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Posted by GR2010

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Posted by rdubs

Can't you tell him you changed the location and time of the wedding so he doesn't come?

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I was actually thinking of drugging him at the rehearsal dinner.

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I like this idea. I would go with this one.

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you could tell everyone ahead of time that she's prego, spoil their fun and ensure that it doesn't get announced for the first time at your wedding.

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you could tell everyone at the wedding that YOU'RE pregnant. then when they say it they're just being copycats

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push her down the stairs.....

....and frame him.

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Posted by flibbertigibbet

does he know how we all talk about being willing to kill of his brother and his dumb POS 'wife'?

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He knows I bi tch and moan to you guys.. I'm not sure he knows exactly what we say though... I think he would be concerned if he ever read some of this LOL!!!

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Posted by MerSaysEh

OR

you could tell everyone ahead of time that she's prego, spoil their fun and ensure that it doesn't get announced for the first time at your wedding.

OR

you could tell everyone at the wedding that YOU'RE pregnant. then when they say it they're just being copycats

OR

push her down the stairs.....

....and frame him.

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Posted by MerSaysEh

OR

you could tell everyone ahead of time that she's prego, spoil their fun and ensure that it doesn't get announced for the first time at your wedding.

OR

you could tell everyone at the wedding that YOU'RE pregnant. then when they say it they're just being copycats

OR

push her down the stairs.....

....and frame him.

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These are all excellent ideas.

I'll make an insert for the programs:

'Steve and whatsherface are preggers. Who didn't see this one coming?? '

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Posted by MerSaysEh

OR

you could tell everyone ahead of time that she's prego, spoil their fun and ensure that it doesn't get announced for the first time at your wedding.


....and frame him.

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i think if it gets close to the wedding and they STILL have not told people I would possibly consider this. I mean, it really seems like they are purposely waiting to announce it at the wedding. So ridiculous!

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Posted by GR2010

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Posted by MerSaysEh

OR

you could tell everyone ahead of time that she's prego, spoil their fun and ensure that it doesn't get announced for the first time at your wedding.

OR

you could tell everyone at the wedding that YOU'RE pregnant. then when they say it they're just being copycats

OR

push her down the stairs.....

....and frame him.

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These are all excellent ideas.

I'll make an insert for the programs:

'Steve and whatsherface are preggers. Who didn't see this one coming?? '

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perfect. i know a great printer.

Stare directly in her eyes as you push her

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Posted by flibbertigibbet

i dont play around... i will push her directly down. then throw bricks after her.

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Is it wrong that this just cracked me up and i laughed and woke FH up. He glared at me. Hahahha

I think the bricks did it. Nice touch.

Bex and I can beat him the fcuk up for you...ill bring a golf club

Seriously ill come to the wedding and spill my drink on him and then smack him while I'm 'apologizing'