Funny quotes of the week

Original post by jennbaby

Jan 03, 2003 10:03 PM

I think we should pick what we think is a funny quote posted by someone each week.

This is mine for this week taken from the NWR board/thread of 'do you have pets at work'

Posted by Julybaby:

I had a 'pet' mouse that snuck into my classroom a couple of weeks ago. Don't know what happened to him or her. Occassionally, a couple of roaches stop by. (I work in an old building in Manhattan).

Feel free to add yours!

wacky Posted: Jan 08, 2003 07:31 PM

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Oh my god thats hysterical, that wins for hte funniest in my book

nrvbrd Posted: Jan 08, 2003 08:02 PM

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I cannot believe I missed this post.

Very funny

jennbaby Posted: Jan 08, 2003 08:06 PM

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Re: Plastic Surgery?

Wacky writes:

Hmm Im for it. I need lipo, tummy tuck, ass implants, donuts for my breast and lip injections.

You think they will take a payment plan?

I am going to pee myself wacky!!!!!!! The tears are rolling down my face LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wacky Posted: Jan 08, 2003 08:25 PM

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I wonder if they really do have a$$ implants like that guy who got calf implants....

Jodi73 Posted: Jan 08, 2003 08:28 PM

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Calf Implants???????do tell!!!!!!!

wacky Posted: Jan 08, 2003 08:29 PM

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Jodi the guy on the MTV real cosmetic stories or some crap like that

jennbaby Posted: Jan 08, 2003 08:30 PM

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yes they do have a$$ implants, i saw it on TLC or discovery channel once

WithThisRing Posted: Jan 08, 2003 08:32 PM

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I thought this was funny

Its by Val R. she posted this on the weight watchers thread that was started by thrilled

I started WW Jan. 2001 & had lost 45 pounds by November 2001. I have since gained back about 15 (those **** newlywed pounds just creep up like a smack upside the head!!!),

wacky Posted: Jan 08, 2003 08:33 PM

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lol smack upside the head

jennbaby Posted: Jan 09, 2003 07:16 AM

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Sassy Posted: Jan 09, 2003 08:09 AM

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I hate missing a night
But I do like to catch up, these quotes are hilarious

jennbaby Posted: Jan 09, 2003 10:38 AM

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Posteed by SUZANNE

Re: How many of you go to ? (the gym)

i have walked up the stairs 2 today and 1 yesterday, 7floors each way, for now thats my gym!! LOL now if i could only stop smoking!! i could probably BREATHE!!

nylisa Posted: Jan 09, 2003 11:16 AM

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I found this by IrishTracy regarding the post 'What is everyone wearing to the GTG?':

I planning on wearing clothes!! God knows we don't want people to loose there appetite!

Happy_Bride Posted: Jan 09, 2003 11:23 AM

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Thanks Lizlen...Always have to check to make sure the coast is clear LOL. You guys really do brighten my day

Suzanne Posted: Jan 09, 2003 11:30 AM

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Jennbaby thanks!!! i was hoping one day i would be added to this funny hall of fame!! id like to thank the academy!! LOL

jennbaby Posted: Jan 09, 2003 11:34 AM

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Suzanne that did make me LOL!!!!!!!

Sassy Posted: Jan 09, 2003 12:00 PM

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Happy_Bride, I had to add that one in
I almost peed my pants when I read that, I could just imagine you sniffing, ha ha ha ha
I bet FH would kill you if he knew you posted that

OctBride03 Posted: Jan 09, 2003 12:26 PM

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Here's one by Suzanne from NWR: Do you think you look better as you got older

Here's her response! Suzanne, you're on a roll today! LOL!

NO FREAKIN WAY.. when i was 20 you could bounce a quarter off my stomach, now if you tried that youd never find that quarter again!!!