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Funny quotes of the week

jennbaby Posted: Jan 09, 2003 02:31 PM+

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Posted: Jan 09, 2003 02:31 PM

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Re: What do you ladies think? from the IT, jerk, whatever..calling us headcases.......

Posted by Michele31:

Head cases? I haven't been called that yet. Hum. I wonder who is on that list. Jenny? Shamma, Sonicstef-You think we are included? If so, I could not be in better company.

jennbaby Posted: Jan 09, 2003 03:04 PM+

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Posted: Jan 09, 2003 03:04 PM

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By JORO

re: What do you ladies think?

I have not been responding (except for once to Clarissa) and have really been trying to ignore it. I must tell you, it makes me want to kick some a$$ though. I don't know any of you, but you have been so helpful. and i actually have enjoyed the wedding planning process and i think it is mostly because you help me feel like i am not too crazy and you always have awesome ideas. so even though i haven't said anything, i got your back (all you crazy lunatics )
in all seriousness. this person is probably ill or at a minimum socially 'leftback' so to speak. let us just ignore ALL their posts from now on. they will go away. no more drama, please......it is really turning me off.

Becky Posted: Jan 09, 2003 03:17 PM+

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Posted: Jan 09, 2003 03:17 PM

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I might mess this up and I can't pull the exact quote, because the thread has been deleted by LIW.

But someone (stand up and be recognized funny bride), in response to Spidey, posted something along the lines of

'Spiderman, spiderman, makes brides angry when he can (sung to the tune of the Spiderman theme)'

That was HYSTERICAL

MSCJLK Posted: Jan 09, 2003 03:22 PM+

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Posted: Jan 09, 2003 03:22 PM

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This is from Wacky on the NWR board in Response to R&T
e: What does someone have to ?

call my name a thousand times like at work for example, unless its during sex

I was LMAO... that was really funny!!

jennbaby Posted: Jan 09, 2003 03:47 PM+

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Posted: Jan 09, 2003 03:47 PM

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Posted by:
Chippatrid
Re: What does someone have to ?

At work: see me eating my lunch and ask me to do something right away and that right away task is find the paper for the copy machine because you know people in the office cant do anything for themselves.

oh what really really gets me is you see me moving a lot of objects, moving boxes, and the person just sits there like they dont see me. OFFER ME HELP DAMN IT. What do i have to do have a snack jump up and bite you in the balls.

WithThisRing Posted: Jan 09, 2003 03:49 PM+

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Posted: Jan 09, 2003 03:49 PM

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yea i joined the ranks of so many other funny quotes of the week.

eroxgirl Posted: Jan 09, 2003 03:53 PM+

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Posted: Jan 09, 2003 03:53 PM

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ROTFLMAO!!

Chippa, you kill me!

wacky Posted: Jan 09, 2003 05:58 PM+

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Posted: Jan 09, 2003 05:58 PM

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I love this thread, it always makes me laugh

balilove Posted: Jan 09, 2003 06:10 PM+

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Posted: Jan 09, 2003 06:10 PM

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Jenn, these are funny but the funniest quotes have to be from the 'Veil on a Stick' post....corn dogs, soap on a rope...I was laughing so hard tears were coming down. My dog was looking at me funny.

jennbaby Posted: Jan 09, 2003 09:31 PM+

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Posted: Jan 09, 2003 09:31 PM

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Posted by JennRenee

Re: What kind of bathing suit do you wear?

I've always been a bikini kind of girl, but until I shed my recently acquired 'Newlywed Fat A*S*S', it's just me, my tankini, and my sarong

WithThisRing Posted: Jan 10, 2003 08:54 AM+

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Posted: Jan 10, 2003 08:54 AM

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bumping up. its friday and these quotes are great. what a great way to fill a friday

jennbaby Posted: Jan 10, 2003 09:40 AM+

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Posted: Jan 10, 2003 09:40 AM

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remember voting is next week

OctBride03 Posted: Jan 10, 2003 09:55 AM+

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Posted: Jan 10, 2003 09:55 AM

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Here's one from Kate from the Brazilian Wax thread:

I don't know Theresa, as painful as the BZ sounds, I would be afraid of catching one of my 'parts' with the razor. One that I don't want to shave off!

jennbaby Posted: Jan 10, 2003 10:08 AM+

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Posted: Jan 10, 2003 10:08 AM

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From MarcellaBella
Re: Brazilian Wax

I've gotten the brazilian wax done and it's NOTHING compared to a regular wax. You walk out of there bow-legged and feeling violated lol

All I can suggest is that you either have a drink beforehand or a xanax lol

jennbaby Posted: Jan 10, 2003 10:12 AM+

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Posted: Jan 10, 2003 10:12 AM

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heres one by betty LOL!!!!!!!!!!!! on the topic of what kind of bikini do you wear? NWR board:

R&T WOW a size 3 and F top.....talk about lopsided

Bluebaby08 Posted: Jan 10, 2003 02:06 PM+

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Posted: Jan 10, 2003 02:06 PM

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I had to leave to get a tissue and wipe the tears off my face from laughing. Jennbaby- you start some good threads!

Betty Posted: Jan 10, 2003 02:08 PM+

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Posted: Jan 10, 2003 02:08 PM

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I'm glad I made the funny thread but Jenn I'm gonna kill you - you're gonna get me in trouble!!...That comment started some REAL controversy

WithThisRing Posted: Jan 10, 2003 03:30 PM+

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Posted: Jan 10, 2003 03:30 PM

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This is from Thrilled on the weight watchers....again thread

This was one response: 'Just wait til I post on here that I went bananas eating half a brick of Cracker Barrell cheese (extra sharp cheddar ahem) with 852,000 Wheat Thins! Or that I went nuts eating an entire pound of pasta'

and

A second response on the same thread: 'Hi my name is Rachel and I'm addicted to pasta, cheese, bread, social smoking, Russell Crowe, the internet, blowing my hair out, getting my nails done and sleeping. And the occasional beer and glass of wine. And Wheat Thins. And the NY Yankees.'

Ronnie&Theresa Posted: Jan 10, 2003 03:36 PM+

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Posted: Jan 10, 2003 03:36 PM

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I think that comment about me is Rude and very insulting.

Not funny at all.. Wail till I start insulting people and we will see how funny it is!

jennbaby Posted: Jan 10, 2003 03:46 PM+

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Posted: Jan 10, 2003 03:46 PM

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from mistyeyed

Re: What did people who were bored at work do before the internet? Any ideas?

Went to the bathroom for pee breaks but actually slept in the stalls