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Funny quotes of the week

Original post by jennbaby

I think we should pick what we think is a funny quote posted by someone each week.

This is mine for this week taken from the NWR board/thread of 'do you have pets at work'

Posted by Julybaby:

I had a 'pet' mouse that snuck into my classroom a couple of weeks ago. Don't know what happened to him or her. Occassionally, a couple of roaches stop by. (I work in an old building in Manhattan).

Feel free to add yours!
Suzanne Posted:

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Now that one was funny!! LOL
Misty Posted:

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OMG I made it!

Thank you, thank you everyone. I'll be here all week.

Happy_Bride Posted:

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Post from Kate on 'what kind of bathing suit do you wear?'

Some said: I wear a sting w/ a brazilian back.

Kate replied:
whats the dif between a brazilian back and a g string? And a thong for that matter. I thought they all went in between the bread anyway.??

I'm still LMAO about that one!

Edit to say Theresa also responded:
Brazilian is a Thin piece of material..this covers the cheeks Thong is more like a PIECE of materical that sits in your Butt...

G is a STRING hiding in the butt!!
jennbaby Posted:

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Re: Brazilian Wax

BALILOVE SAID:

Oh my G-D!!! I went to that Brazilian site that Lizlen posted....read the description, they are going to rip the hair out of my pineapple? Geez I can see me hobbling down the aisle with a fire extiguisher strapped to my leg instead of a garter to put the fire out down there.

You ladies are much braver then I.
jennbaby Posted:

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re: Brazilian Wax
Posted by LIZLEN:


This gets more hilarious by the minute. OK Jenn, Wanda if you're down, we have to make a date AT LEAST 3 days b4 Valentines day, only I can't make it to the city right after work, so weekendss would be better for me. We could go sat or Sun.

I hope I don't have to get into doggy style to some woman w/wax and a paddle
jennbaby Posted:

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Chippatrid
re: Anyone got caught? (meaning in LIW from work)

I did, but the guy was really cool. He makes fun of me because every time he comes pass my desk i am usually not doing anything so he says to me all the time what is it that you do again??


Sassy Posted:

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I'm peeing my panties again
WithThisRing Posted:

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jennbaby Posted:

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Re: How did you know he was?

Posted by RONNIE & THERESA:

I told my mother MOM.. Tonight I met the guy I am going to Marry..

She said OK Theresa.. Kiss him first then you will know.. I said NO.. I know its going to be him....

Then she says well if u know this why didn't you kiss him. I said MOM he was on a date with a fat broad.. I coudn't..

Sassy Posted:

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RE: Brazillian Wax

Posted by: KATE

Oh my, 'a cool feeling afterwards when you are dressed', 'silky smooth...' I'm afraid if I actually get up the moxy to do this I won't be able to keep my hands off myself.


wacky Posted:

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this thread is great, that was funny.
Jodi73 Posted:

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Post: NWR: Does your Fh nagging drive you crazy


Wacky's response:
I want to give him a Brazilian Waxing tonight. He is on my last nerve. He feels neglected tonight.

I thought this was hysterical!
jennbaby Posted:

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Posted by LIZLEN:

Re: Brazilian Wax

Browneyes, yes they do armpits, I think it's 22 buckaroos.

Yes ladies, let me know if you want to have anything else done, I am also doing my armpits, so my crotch will be hurting as well as my underarms, oooh the pain
jennbaby Posted:

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Re: Anyone Using Signature drinks

KAREN 32 wrote: I love that idea!!!!!

We were thinking about it - but I haven't talked to the hall yet. On our first vacation together - FI and I discovered this frozen drink called a 'Bush Whacker' -

And WACKY replied:
Bush wacker hahahah. Like it.. Good name for Brazlilian Wax
wacky Posted:

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Post Signature Drinks

Karen32 replied
Come to think of it - that vacation marked my first brazilian wax
balilove Posted:

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See I made the board..still a-scared about the 'Bush Whacking' by the Brazilian waxer!!!
wacky Posted:

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Post Signature Drink

Ballie REplies
Yes, that sounds like a good idea!! I'll take a 'Sex on the Beach' without the sand in my butt.
jennbaby Posted:

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jennbaby Posted:

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When LNP2003 posted that she was on LIWeddings from her PC class :

THE WAY I'M HOLDING MY FACE LOOKS LIKE I'M GONNA BE SICK.... BUT I'M NOT - I'M JUST HOLDING IN THE LAUGHTER!!!!!!!!
LnP2003 Posted:

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i'm honored!!!!!!!!!!!

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