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I asked for a toasted, buttered bagel...

usuk2004 Posted:

I asked for a toasted, buttered bagel...

...do any of those words bear any resemblence to SAUSAGE???

Funny, the guy at the register heard me, he only charged me for a bagel with butter, not one with processed meat stuffed into intestines!!!

I guess that's what I get for cheating on my diet!!!
JimmysBride Posted:

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I don't understand - did they just give you piece of sausage instead of a bagel or did they put it ON your bagel!
usuk2004 Posted:

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Posted by JimmysBride



I don't understand - did they just give you piece of sausage instead of a bagel or did they put it ON your bagel!



The cut up a big one and put it ON my bagel!!!
Who the he!! eats that????

PS: Did you have that baby yet!!!
JimmysBride Posted:

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Posted by usuk2004

The cut up a big one and put it ON my bagel!!!
Who the he!! eats that????

PS: Did you have that baby yet!!!



Ew - who does that?! Then you can't even just take it off because it'll leave sausage flavoring behind on the bagel!


Baby is still IN the belly. He's too comfy in there apparently!
usuk2004 Posted:

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Posted by JimmysBride


Posted by usuk2004

The cut up a big one and put it ON my bagel!!!
Who the he!! eats that????

PS: Did you have that baby yet!!!



Ew - who does that?! Then you can't even just take it off because it'll leave sausage flavoring behind on the bagel!


Baby is still IN the belly. He's too comfy in there apparently!



Oh, it totally did - leave sausage flavor that is!

And as for the baby, he must be as comfy as sausage on a bagel! Wishing you a speedy delivery!
SuzBride Posted:

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ewww - that is definitely not a surprise i would want!
palebride Posted:

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so, basically, you're complaing about the food in England
What are the odds of that ever happening?
Shorty McBride Posted:

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Posted by palebride

so, basically, you're complaing about the food in England
What are the odds of that ever happening?



tourist Posted:

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Sorry, Farah ,

I hate getting the wrong food. It happens tp me frequently. It happened onmy firt dinner date with Dh. I ordered chicekn & got port.

And it happened yesterday. I ordered a vegatable wrap ( #19) & got a #18 instead-- a salami, turkey, provolone & lettuce wrap. Salami.

Although , I have to admit, sausage on a bagel sounds good!
kittyke Posted:

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At least you found out before you left the store. I hate when that happens when you get home or to work!

usuk2004 Posted:

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Posted by tourist

Sorry, Farah ,

I hate getting the wrong food. It happens tp me frequently. It happened onmy firt dinner date with Dh. I ordered chicekn & got port.

And it happened yesterday. I ordered a vegatable wrap ( #19) & got a #18 instead-- a salami, turkey, provolone & lettuce wrap. Salami.

Although , I have to admit, sausage on a bagel sounds good!



See, and I enjoy salami!

I thought of you when it happened this morning, it was right after I read your wrong sandwich post...what are the odds???

And, Lori, are you calling me a compulsive complainer? Because if you are, that makes you the complainer JMHO!!!
diamondgrlie Posted:

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I guess he wasnt paying much attention. That's like the time I got a roast beef sandwich with extra meunster and when I got back to the office I got a big bite of roast beef and extra mustard!
palebride Posted:

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Posted by usuk2004


And, Lori, are you calling me a compulsive complainer? Because if you are, that makes you the complainer JMHO!!!



Are YOU complaining about my complaining about you complaining???

Actually, I was mocking British cuisine......I some of my worst food experiences over there....
usuk2004 Posted:

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Posted by diamondgrlie

I guess he wasnt paying much attention. That's like the time I got a roast beef sandwich with extra meunster and when I got back to the office I got a big bite of roast beef and extra mustard!



Yeah, but meunster could sound like mustard...where the heck do you get sausage from toasted buttered bagel??? Plus, she toasted it AND put butter on it...AND then loaded it up with sausage

And kitty - I had left the store. Come to think of it, I saw her slice my bagel and put it in the toaster, and then reach for some sausage, but I just figured she was doing something else while my bagel toasted...

FREAK!
nov04LIbride Posted:

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That's the WORST! I get one bagel a week. The rest of the week I basically subsist on Special K for breakfast and lunch with grilled chicken and salad for dinner. Well, Saturday I get my bagel and the bottom is so burned it is black! BLACKENED BAGEL! I almost started crying. Your mouth is all set for a firm on the outside, soft on the inside bagel and this one was CRUNCHY! Horrible, horrible.
tourist Posted:

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Posted by usuk2004


I thought of you when it happened this morning, it was right after I read your wrong sandwich post...what are the odds???



Well, when I told DH yesterday, after he was complaing about problems he had with work, the cable comapny & the insurance company. . he said the moral of the story is everyone is incompetant.
Which I followed with. . .Bring you own sandwhich.

I think those are words to live by

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