I know it's early but...DEAR ___________

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Posted by littlepixie12

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Posted by PoppedInASnap

Oooo and i have another

Dear Father Guy

Thank you for never calling me back to tell me when i should start confirmation. Your secretary has taken my number a total of twelve times. So, when I get married under sin, I am blaming you at my judgement...

Sincerely,
Non-Confirmed

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OMG! could you imagine explaining this to St. Peter at the gates?

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well, i believe this man is far from a 'father' as my mom went today and he came down with no shirt and pajama's....um.... explain???

Don't mean to crash ladies....but these posts were probably the funniest ones I've EVER read!!

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Posted by PoppedInASnap

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Posted by littlepixie12

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Posted by PoppedInASnap

Oooo and i have another

Dear Father Guy

Thank you for never calling me back to tell me when i should start confirmation. Your secretary has taken my number a total of twelve times. So, when I get married under sin, I am blaming you at my judgement...

Sincerely,
Non-Confirmed

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OMG! could you imagine explaining this to St. Peter at the gates?

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well, i believe this man is far from a 'father' as my mom went today and he came down with no shirt and pajama's....um.... explain???

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W T F??

Who's being a snarky wench to my Eve??

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Posted by lori7570

Don't mean to crash ladies....but these posts were probably the funniest ones I've EVER read!!

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it really does make us feel better...lol

Dear So you call yourself a professor!

Thank you so much for being as understanding as you were thismorning with me and the rest of my fellow classmates. When we asked you for a review sheet for this crazy test you are giving us with a crazy amount of information from the beginning of the semester on it you looked at us like we are the dumbest students you've ever had. I love professors like you that just because you have your 'Dr.' you think your a great teacher. Well you SUCK!


So Very Much Appreciated,
Your student

Dear Stupid Guy In Class,

While you have made it abundantly clear to the entire department that you really enjoy listening to the sound of your own voice, next time you ask a question you should really think before you open your fat trap. Seriously. Not only do we students all already make fun of you behind your back because you are a moron, but now the faculty think you are a major jack arse too. Asking the speaker who is presenting a talk about heart disease whether they have ever looked at hummingbirds is just asking for a beat down at 9 am. Shut the F up and let me enjoy my hot coffee without wanting to pour the scalding contents all over your greasy dome.

F off,

Bitter Classmate

Dear Alterations Lady in CT

It is freakin ridiculos, outrageous, crazy that you charging me $70 to alter a 9yr old little girl dress. She get at least a $50 discount for cuteness. I being robbed of money here mofo's and I still have to buy her shoes, jewels etc...


Pissed Off Aunt
Liz

Dear Willpower,
Where the he!! are you?? You have left me when I need you the most. Why O why did you not help me the other night when FH brought home the kingsized TWIX. If you were here I would have stopped at 2 bars and not gone for the kill by eaten all 4!! My a$$ is growing as I sit here and type. Come back soon. I miss you and need you desperately.
Love,
The getting fatter by the second bride to be

Dear people who have not RSVP'd yet:

DONT EVEN BOTHER!!! Seriously! The date to return it was February 22nd. i gave you a grace period, yet still NADA!
I dont even want you to come anymore!

Dear Aunt AB,

Thank you so much for showing such a great amount of concern for when we order the tuxedos. I am glad that you are SO curious about why it is NECESSARY to order them by the end of april for a early july wedding. I am SURE you are just looking out for our best interest. But, last time I checked you knew nothing about wedding planning and didnt sell tuxes..so until you do, SHUT THE F UP!

Love,
Lauren

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Posted by Chanwich

Shut the F up and let me enjoy my hot coffee without wanting to pour the scalding contents all over your greasy dome.

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I can't stop laughing!!!

Oh no E! I wonder who you could be talking about?

But here are all my hugs to you

Snarky...a word that doesn't get used often enough, and when it does, is usually said referring to me.

Dear Coworker,

Somehow, you managed to make it past the layoffs, and I'm pretty sure the reason why is because you have a penis, and our boss is a chauvinist. So, since you are still working, please work. That means proof your work before it gets passed along to me, your babysitter, to consequently redo. I know you don't bother to do it right the first time because I have to fix it anyways, but come on. I have a catalog to produce, mailings to coordinate, sales to make, and the d!ckwad sales manager is emailing me dissertations on pricing and information to gather while in the time it took him to write up the behemoth letter he could have picked up the fugging phone and done it himself.

You may be bigger than me, but I will kick yo azz. I don't keep the stress ball at my desk for nothing. I have thrown it at you in the past, and I'll be damned if I won't throw it at you again.

Respectfully,
Your disgruntled, yet still superior to you, coworker