Ilana! If you want to fit in your dress...

You didn't hear this from the nutritionist:

Sea Kelp will make you butt pee faster than bad Chinese at the mall.

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Posted by mrsdraskin2009

You didn't hear this from the nutritionist:

Sea Kelp will make you butt pee faster than bad Chinese at the mall.

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That was hysterical. I'm tearing up at my desk.

LMAOOOOOOO actually my plans for tonight are probably going to fall through....I think I just made new ones with some sea kelp and my toilet...

lol i went to get biotin pills for my hair..and right next to it were laxatives. im like u know what.. im curious!

so i pick a few boxes up and they all say 6-12 hrs to kick in. im like WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFF that LONG!? then i see a box.. FAST ACTING LAXATIVE... i read directions... it says u shove a pill up ur ANUS and in 15 min BAM... but i was so grossed out.. i dropped the box on the floor as if it had a disease lol.

so i took exlax.. sure as shyt (HA) 6 hrs later... 3am.. i felt like i was going in labor. rocking on the terlit back and forth..bargaining with jesus... to let the pain go away..and then i was flushed out around 5am. mylegs went numb on the bowl playing bejewled on my laptop.

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Posted by grkbarbie

lol i went to get biotin pills for my hair..and right next to it were laxatives. im like u know what.. im curious!

so i pick a few boxes up and they all say 6-12 hrs to kick in. im like WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFF that LONG!? then i see a box.. FAST ACTING LAXATIVE... i read directions... it says u shove a pill up ur ANUS and in 15 min BAM... but i was so grossed out.. i dropped the box on the floor as if it had a disease lol.

so i took exlax.. sure as shyt (HA) 6 hrs later... 3am.. i felt like i was going in labor. rocking on the terlit back and forth..bargaining with jesus... to let the pain go away..and then i was flushed out around 5am. mylegs went numb on the bowl playing bejewled on my laptop.

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lmaoooo...but the million $ question....did you drop some lbs???

omg

i call it asss piss

i think like 3 lbs? its all water weight i think.

i go up and down the scale 5-7 lbs

ewwwwww!!!!!!

- so honey, how was your day at work?

- oh it was swell, kinda slow though

- so what did you do during your down time?

- oh I went on liweddings and read about everyones..... bowel movements

- gee wilickers! people talk like that on the interweb?

- yupp-a-roo... and I learned a new word today...

- what's that dear?

- AssPiss!

-

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Posted by grkbarbie

lol i went to get biotin pills for my hair..and right next to it were laxatives. im like u know what.. im curious!

so i pick a few boxes up and they all say 6-12 hrs to kick in. im like WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFF that LONG!? then i see a box.. FAST ACTING LAXATIVE... i read directions... it says u shove a pill up ur ANUS and in 15 min BAM... but i was so grossed out.. i dropped the box on the floor as if it had a disease lol.

so i took exlax.. sure as shyt (HA) 6 hrs later... 3am.. i felt like i was going in labor. rocking on the terlit back and forth..bargaining with jesus... to let the pain go away..and then i was flushed out around 5am. mylegs went numb on the bowl playing bejewled on my laptop.

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I'm literally crying at my desk reading this.

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Posted by Im_My_Own_Princess

- so honey, how was your day at work?

- oh it was swell, kinda slow though

- so what did you do during your down time?

- oh I went on liweddings and read about everyones..... bowel movements

- gee wilickers! people talk like that on the interweb?

- yupp-a-roo... and I learned a new word today...

- what's that dear?

- AssPiss!

-

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Omg! I am dying here at my desk

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Posted by grkbarbie

lol i went to get biotin pills for my hair..and right next to it were laxatives. im like u know what.. im curious!

so i pick a few boxes up and they all say 6-12 hrs to kick in. im like WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFF that LONG!? then i see a box.. FAST ACTING LAXATIVE... i read directions... it says u shove a pill up ur ANUS and in 15 min BAM... but i was so grossed out.. i dropped the box on the floor as if it had a disease lol.

so i took exlax.. sure as shyt (HA) 6 hrs later... 3am.. i felt like i was going in labor. rocking on the terlit back and forth..bargaining with jesus... to let the pain go away..and then i was flushed out around 5am. mylegs went numb on the bowl playing bejewled on my laptop.

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all of my bargaining with jesus happens around the porcelin also!