Sea Kelp will make you butt pee faster than bad Chinese at the mall.
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This is just another reason why I love these boards...
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im notebooking this b_itch!!!!!!
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lol i went to get biotin pills for my hair..and right next to it were laxatives. im like u know what.. im curious!
so i pick a few boxes up and they all say 6-12 hrs to kick in. im like WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFF that LONG!? then i see a box.. FAST ACTING LAXATIVE... i read directions... it says u shove a pill up ur ANUS and in 15 min BAM... but i was so grossed out.. i dropped the box on the floor as if it had a disease lol.
so i took exlax.. sure as shyt (HA) 6 hrs later... 3am.. i felt like i was going in labor. rocking on the terlit back and forth..bargaining with jesus... to let the pain go away..and then i was flushed out around 5am. mylegs went numb on the bowl playing bejewled on my laptop.
lmaoooo...but the million $ question....did you drop some lbs???
Oh my god. This has definitely happened to me...except substitute tetris for bejeweled.
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OMG!!!
I guess you can all imagine why I am researching tips to go #2. I have been laughing so hard, that I forgot how crappy I feel. No pun intended!!!
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Hahahaha I'm so glad this was bumped!!!! I needed that!
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Posted by RGEC47
OMG!!!
I guess you can all imagine why I am researching tips to go #2. I have been laughing so hard, that I forgot how crappy I feel. No pun intended!!!
A crap joke NEVER gets old!!!!!!!!!!
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aha this is definitely what I need!!!! although i don't think my body is in the right state for this yet.
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Posted by grkbarbie
lol i went to get biotin pills for my hair..and right next to it were laxatives. im like u know what.. im curious!
so i pick a few boxes up and they all say 6-12 hrs to kick in. im like WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFF that LONG!? then i see a box.. FAST ACTING LAXATIVE... i read directions... it says u shove a pill up ur ANUS and in 15 min BAM... but i was so grossed out.. i dropped the box on the floor as if it had a disease lol.
so i took exlax.. sure as shyt (HA) 6 hrs later... 3am.. i felt like i was going in labor. rocking on the terlit back and forth..bargaining with jesus... to let the pain go away..and then i was flushed out around 5am. mylegs went numb on the bowl playing bejewled on my laptop.
Barbara I totally cried from laughing so hard after reading this....u totally slay me!
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Posted by grkbarbie
lol i went to get biotin pills for my hair..and right next to it were laxatives. im like u know what.. im curious!
so i pick a few boxes up and they all say 6-12 hrs to kick in. im like WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFF that LONG!? then i see a box.. FAST ACTING LAXATIVE... i read directions... it says u shove a pill up ur ANUS and in 15 min BAM... but i was so grossed out.. i dropped the box on the floor as if it had a disease lol.
so i took exlax.. sure as shyt (HA) 6 hrs later... 3am.. i felt like i was going in labor. rocking on the terlit back and forth..bargaining with jesus... to let the pain go away..and then i was flushed out around 5am. mylegs went numb on the bowl playing bejewled on my laptop.
lololol ive done that quite a few times t olose a few pounds
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Haha.... I've got a bout of insomnia and this is the funniest thing I've read in a long time!
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few years ago i tried that stuff that my mom took before a colonoscopy - I lost 3 pounds but i got so sick after I almost fainted at work. it wasnt good. I was so dehydrated.
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i dont even know what to say!!!! Barb u are sooo funny!!! im crying over here from laugung so much!