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Ilana! If you want to fit in your dress...

Original post by mrsdraskin2009

You didn't hear this from the nutritionist:

Sea Kelp will make you butt pee faster than bad Chinese at the mall.
Nina1010 Posted:

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This is just another reason why I love these boards...
MrsSoto Posted:

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im notebooking this b_itch!!!!!!

es2189 Posted:

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Posted by grkbarbie

lol i went to get biotin pills for my hair..and right next to it were laxatives. im like u know what.. im curious!

so i pick a few boxes up and they all say 6-12 hrs to kick in. im like WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFF that LONG!? then i see a box.. FAST ACTING LAXATIVE... i read directions... it says u shove a pill up ur ANUS and in 15 min BAM... but i was so grossed out.. i dropped the box on the floor as if it had a disease lol.

so i took exlax.. sure as shyt (HA) 6 hrs later... 3am.. i felt like i was going in labor. rocking on the terlit back and forth..bargaining with jesus... to let the pain go away..and then i was flushed out around 5am. mylegs went numb on the bowl playing bejewled on my laptop.





lmaoooo...but the million $ question....did you drop some lbs???



Oh my god. This has definitely happened to me...except substitute tetris for bejeweled.
RGEC47 Posted:

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OMG!!!

I guess you can all imagine why I am researching tips to go #2. I have been laughing so hard, that I forgot how crappy I feel. No pun intended!!!


halfbaked Posted:

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Hahahaha I'm so glad this was bumped!!!! I needed that!
mrsdraskin2009 Posted:

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Posted by RGEC47

OMG!!!

I guess you can all imagine why I am researching tips to go #2. I have been laughing so hard, that I forgot how crappy I feel. No pun intended!!!





A crap joke NEVER gets old!!!!!!!!!!
Clover23 Posted:

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aha this is definitely what I need!!!! although i don't think my body is in the right state for this yet.

Tomlaur0808 Posted:

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Posted by grkbarbie

lol i went to get biotin pills for my hair..and right next to it were laxatives. im like u know what.. im curious!

so i pick a few boxes up and they all say 6-12 hrs to kick in. im like WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFF that LONG!? then i see a box.. FAST ACTING LAXATIVE... i read directions... it says u shove a pill up ur ANUS and in 15 min BAM... but i was so grossed out.. i dropped the box on the floor as if it had a disease lol.

so i took exlax.. sure as shyt (HA) 6 hrs later... 3am.. i felt like i was going in labor. rocking on the terlit back and forth..bargaining with jesus... to let the pain go away..and then i was flushed out around 5am. mylegs went numb on the bowl playing bejewled on my laptop.



Barbara I totally cried from laughing so hard after reading this....u totally slay me!
lissylissa Posted:

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Posted by grkbarbie

lol i went to get biotin pills for my hair..and right next to it were laxatives. im like u know what.. im curious!

so i pick a few boxes up and they all say 6-12 hrs to kick in. im like WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFF that LONG!? then i see a box.. FAST ACTING LAXATIVE... i read directions... it says u shove a pill up ur ANUS and in 15 min BAM... but i was so grossed out.. i dropped the box on the floor as if it had a disease lol.

so i took exlax.. sure as shyt (HA) 6 hrs later... 3am.. i felt like i was going in labor. rocking on the terlit back and forth..bargaining with jesus... to let the pain go away..and then i was flushed out around 5am. mylegs went numb on the bowl playing bejewled on my laptop.


lololol ive done that quite a few times t olose a few pounds
JoanneAndJustin Posted:

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Haha.... I've got a bout of insomnia and this is the funniest thing I've read in a long time!

Spring143 Posted:

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few years ago i tried that stuff that my mom took before a colonoscopy - I lost 3 pounds but i got so sick after I almost fainted at work. it wasnt good. I was so dehydrated.

JenBill61210 Posted:

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bluj786 Posted:

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i dont even know what to say!!!! Barb u are sooo funny!!! im crying over here from laugung so much!

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