i'm gonna be snooki from the south shore (nwr-- HELP)

so, I'm 4'10 with biggish boobs, dark hair, small nose, etc... basically.. i look like snooki, but without the weird hangy lip and fake tan.

at my wedding my dear BIL totally had everyone HYSTERICAL by calling me snooki from the south shore... i still laugh. (honestly we expected a 'congratulations to megan and joe' speech and he had us all ROLLING)

anywho, I'm at dance last night and after my second class one of the other teachers was like

'megan, you're not letting your kids dress up next week?'
what are you talking about?
little suzie just told me they asked if they could wear costumes and you yelled NOOO!
(looking at little suzie) they didn't ask me.. OF COURSE you can wear your costume.. I LOVE HALLOWEEN!!!!
so what are you going to be?
no clue, you?
Pauly-D
OMGGG I'm totally going to be snooki!!!!!!!!! paul, you better dress up next week, if I come in and you're not dressed up I'll beat you!
okay i'll dress up


so now paul and I are gonna be pauly d and snooki....

my problem---- I have NO IDEA what to wear thats not to slutty... I teach little kids, and I have to be able to DANCE in what I'm wearing. I can totally pull off the hair, fake nose ring, I'll wear really dark face makeup. I'll prob wear fuzzy slippers.... but what else?

I need inspiration please

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Posted by kedra5

Do short shorts with stockings underneath and a shirt with lots of graphics on it, that hangs off your shoulder.

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Yea that would work as far as the outfit. As long as you got the hair, everyone will know who you are.