Italian Joke Dont read if you dont laugh at stereotypes

How to tell if you're a Goombah:


All Italians have a $40,000 kitchen, but use the $179 stove from
American Appliance in the basement to cook.


Strohmeman and Wonder was for peanut butter and jelly sandwiches only.

There is some sort of religious statue in the hallway, living
room,front,porch and backyard.

A portrait of the Pope and Frank Sinatra in the dining room.

God forbid if anyone EVER attempted to eat Chef Boy-are-dee, Franco
American, Ragu, Prego or anything else in a jar or can (tomato paste is
the exception).

The following are Italian Holidays- First weekend in October- Grapes for
the Wine, 3rd weekend in August- Tomatoes for the Sauce Speaking of
which, it's Sauce and not Gravy.

Meatballs are made with Pork, Veal and Beef. We are Italians, we don't
care about cholesterol so turkey is an infamnia.

Turkey is served on Thanksgiving, AFTER the manicotti, gnocchi,lasagna.

If anyone EVER says ES-CAROLE, slap em in the face--its SHCAROLE for
that matter, if they ever say ITALIAN WEDDING SOUP, let the idiot know
that there is no wedding nor is their an Italian in the soup. Also, the
tiny meatballs must be made by hand.

No matter how hard you know you were going to get smacked, you still
came home from church after communion, you stuck half a loaf of bread in
the gravy pot, snuck out a fried meatball and chowed down- you'll make
up for it next week at confession.

Sunday dinner was at 1:00

Getting screamed at by mom- half the sentence was English, the other
half Italian.

Italian mothers never threw a baseball in their life, but can nail you
in the head with a shoe thrown from the kitchen, while you're in the
living room.