NWR -- neighbors

The couple who just moved into the apartment next to us has a newborn baby. I can hear it cry sometimes in the afternoon, but it just scared the craap out of both of my cats!

Any funny noisy neighbor stories?

There is this guy across the street who is always sitting outside on the side of his house smoking..and hacking his lung out. He grosses everyone out.
One night, my friend and I got home at like 3AM, and we're standing outside drunk smoking a Cigg before we went int and he starts hacking...and the he FARTS SO LOUD! My friend was like 'EWWWWW NASTY' and we start hysterical laughing...

She's like 'do you think he heard me say eww?' And I say...'Umm we heard him fart so my guess is yes'

Over the summer this young couple moved in below us (we live in NJ) and they are so quiet, my fiance thought they must work nights.

Well, he spoke to soon! Now I notice I hear her loud heels every morning at about 6:30AM and the other night I heard them gettin' it on! Ha ha!