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Ok HOW Do you like this one....What is the best rumor?

Original post by Ronnie&Theresa

That you heard about yourself?

I was in a club in 2000.
I saw an old 'bar' friend from when I was in High School.
She said Theresa Don't worry I won't tell Matt you are here with someone else.
I heard you are getting married.
I SAID WHAT!
I live with ROnnie .
Matt and I broke up MTS ago.
She said RUMOR has it you 2 are getting married......

mlp924 Posted:

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This thread is toooooo funny!

Jordan Posted:

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Sorry - and I don't mean to step on any toes - but the Richard Gere/Gerbil thing IS an Urban Legend - as well as the (quite homophobic, might I add) rumore that there is such a thing as 'gerbilling'. There's never been any credible accounts of Gere's 'alleged' surgery to extract said gerbil.

And I don't buy the Jamie Lee Curtis 'fact' either.
Rob-luvs-me Posted:

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Hate to burst your bubble Cp0329 but my uncle KNOWS the person who treated him - I have no idea about the other rumor but the gerble IS true -

Samanthas Mom Posted:

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christine-- I never heard the gerbil thing? what is it
he had sex w/ a gerbil??
Samanthas Mom Posted:

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lol sorry
im confused and tired
he ate a gerbil??
HeatherandNick Posted:

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no Tammy, Richard Gere suppossedly put a gerbil up inside of him somehow
(please tell me you get this and are not going to make me actually say it )
Samanthas Mom Posted:

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lol lol
they are going to think I am nuts here at work
if I laugh again!!! LMAO

Did he sit on it?????
Jess2 Posted:

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Tammy..LOL!!!! He inserted a gerbil into his you-know-what is how the story goes & it got stuck. I didn't think anybody else heard that one, this thread is too funny!!!!!!!
danigirl0 Posted:

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when old high school people found out i got engaged...they thought i was pregnant! not that theres anything wrong with that, but did i have to become pregnant to get married??!!! i guess thats the way they are all used to or something...

Rob-luvs-me Posted:

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PLEASE DON'T Heather....lol

My mother was a nurse before I was born and she would every once in a blue moon get someone who would do something stupid like that - I can't even begin to imagine that.

Ronnie&Theresa Posted:

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Hey ..

If he likes the way it feels why knock him

Christine my mother is a nurse as well and the stories she can tell you would make you PUKE!
Samanthas Mom Posted:

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LMFAO
ok, first I thought it was the other thing
now I dont know!!!
someone just tell me front or back im serious
I never heard this!!
Rob-luvs-me Posted:

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T I know what you mean the stories I hear- between my uncle (uriologist-surgeon) and my aunt, mom (who were nurses) and my cousin who is a nurse now.

Speaking of embarrasing times - my aunt pierced my ears in 6th grade and the earing fell out the first night so they were playing around with it - and since they were nurses NOTHING phases them - well I DON'T do well around blood and I heard that it partly closed up and I passed out - well I'm lying on my aunt's kitchen floor (in Texas) and they are trying to wake me up - my uncle walks thru and kitchen and takes one look LAUGHS and keeps walking - they said to him - are you going to help us wake her up - he says NO just leave her she will be fine - laughs and leaves They have NEVER let me live that down
Samanthas Mom Posted:

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christine-- was it his you know what or his a s s
I never heard this
its LOL funny and if you say its true I believe you
cw0904 Posted:

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It would go in is a s s.
I have heard that its a great feeling for men!

FH used to work at Jones Beach and the EMS guys would say the strangest stories of their experiences in the ambulance...
Lisa Rose Posted:

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LMFAO...I can not believe how this thread has turned!!!!

from Theresa getting married to someone else to Richard Gere's ASS!!!
Samanthas Mom Posted:

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I cant stop laughing!!! ok, Lauren just told me at email at work its a s s
which I thought it was at first but you ladies w/ your 'you know what' made it sound like it was on something else!
HeatherandNick Posted:

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Tammy - I have to agree with Shamma - YOU ARE SLOW TODAY!!!!

he put it up his a s s
Rob-luvs-me Posted:

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lol I just FM'ed you

Leelee Posted:

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This is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO gross!!!!
I'm all skeeved out over here!!!

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