Re: Slider may be Icelandic...
Any developments, Liz?
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Slider may be Icelandic...
Original post by MonkeyLuv
He just sauntered over to my desk and handed me a sealed envelope. 'Don't worry, it won't blow up in your face,' he snots at me. Seriously, shut up already. I open it up and it's a card. This card:
Not creepy enough for you? This is the poem printed inside the card:
Nicholas was...
...older than sin, and his beard could grow no whiter. He wanted to die.
The dwarfish natives of the Arctic caverns did not speak his language, but conversed in their own, twittering tongue, conducted incomprehensible rituals, when they were not actually working in the factories.
Once every year they forced him, sobbing and protesting, into Endless Night. During the journey he would stand near every child in the world, leave one of the dwarves' invisible gifts by its bedside. The children slept, frozen into time.
He envied Prometheus and Loki, Sisyphus and Judas. His punishment was harsher.
Ho.
Ho.
Ho.
Slider didn't sign it or anything. Just a little slice of terrifying for these days of Yule.
P.S. This is actually part of a set of Christmas note cards!
Not creepy enough for you? This is the poem printed inside the card:
Nicholas was...
...older than sin, and his beard could grow no whiter. He wanted to die.
The dwarfish natives of the Arctic caverns did not speak his language, but conversed in their own, twittering tongue, conducted incomprehensible rituals, when they were not actually working in the factories.
Once every year they forced him, sobbing and protesting, into Endless Night. During the journey he would stand near every child in the world, leave one of the dwarves' invisible gifts by its bedside. The children slept, frozen into time.
He envied Prometheus and Loki, Sisyphus and Judas. His punishment was harsher.
Ho.
Ho.
Ho.
Slider didn't sign it or anything. Just a little slice of terrifying for these days of Yule.
P.S. This is actually part of a set of Christmas note cards!
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Re: Slider may be Icelandic...
I wish CaNNkles was still there ... I bet she'd know what to do!!![]()
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Re: Slider may be Icelandic...
Posted by wc0143
I wish CaNNkles was still there ... I bet she'd know what to do!!![]()
bwahahahahahahaha!!
Sorry guys, no developments. I'm avoiding him like the plague. I showed Spiro the card last night and he reeeeeeeaaally wants to kill the Slider. I politely declined the offer. It's just bad office ettiquette to have your FH kill your coworker.
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Re: Slider may be Icelandic...
Posted by MonkeyLuv
Sorry guys, no developments. I'm avoiding him like the plague. I showed Spiro the card last night and he reeeeeeeaaally wants to kill the Slider. I politely declined the offer. It's just bad office ettiquette to have your FH kill your coworker.
Why? Is there something in your employee handbook stating it's *frowned upon*?
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Re: Slider may be Icelandic...
Posted by wc0143
Posted by MonkeyLuv
Sorry guys, no developments. I'm avoiding him like the plague. I showed Spiro the card last night and he reeeeeeeaaally wants to kill the Slider. I politely declined the offer. It's just bad office ettiquette to have your FH kill your coworker.
Why? Is there something in your employee handbook stating it's *frowned upon*?
well, no... but I thought it was one of those unspoken rules. Like the dress code.
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Re: Slider may be Icelandic...
Whatever, get your tube top, mini skirt, mukluk wearing arse over there and tell him Spiro is on his way with a machette and happy holidays!
