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so i'm looking for a girlfriend...

flibbertigibbet Posted:

so i'm looking for a girlfriend...

who doesn't mind that i'm marrying a lumberjack, likes blended drinks, doesn't mind listening to my goingson of vegetable binges and who has and who hates ohio.

Soon2BNavi Posted:

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AwaitingAugust Posted:

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i'll be your girlfriend, only if you don't mind the fact that i'm hot

flibbertigibbet Posted:

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hot is fine but... you aren't FRISKY IN BED are you?

also i'm open to assembling a reverse oreo... i.e. two blonds with a brunette in the middle...

or a peppermint oreo... so i'm gonna need two brunettes and and a ginger in the middle.
MrsSx2 Posted:

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omg I friggen hate Ohio! Must be a midwest thing lol

MerSaysEh Posted:

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hi.

SoontobeMrs.Brown Posted:

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Posted by flibbertigibbet

hot is fine but... you aren't FRISKY IN BED are you?

also i'm open to assembling a reverse oreo... i.e. two blonds with a brunette in the middle...

or a peppermint oreo... so i'm gonna need two brunettes and and a ginger in the middle.



KEEP SAYING OREO .. I'LL BE WHATEVER YOU WANT
Becca2010 Posted:

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Posted by SoontobeMrs.Brown


Posted by flibbertigibbet

hot is fine but... you aren't FRISKY IN BED are you?

also i'm open to assembling a reverse oreo... i.e. two blonds with a brunette in the middle...

or a peppermint oreo... so i'm gonna need two brunettes and and a ginger in the middle.



KEEP SAYING OREO .. I'LL BE WHATEVER YOU WANT



I seriously LOL'ed at that!

What about a fake blonde?
flibbertigibbet Posted:

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fake blonde would be artificially sweet, baby girl.

how you like? you tell mama.
kris_gets_hitched Posted:

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Dude you just described Ilana...'specially the Ohio thing. Does your lover know you're looking into adding to the fold?!

jhines4684 Posted:

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ahh, i fit all but one, i LOVE ohio.
MerSaysEh Posted:

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Posted by Becca2010


I seriously LOL'ed at that!

What about a fake blonde?



what about a sorta blonde/sorta brown/who even know anymore?
Ray8183 Posted:

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I'm be your double stuff oreo.

flibbertigibbet Posted:

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Posted by Ray8183

I'm be your double stuff oreo.




rayy!!!

but who will be the oreo cakester?

man. i'm hungry.

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for all ya'll's LOVE.
shelbylove918 Posted:

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mmmm that reverse oreo sounds amazing!!!! LOL
AwaitingAugust Posted:

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i'll be the brunette to your blonde!

MerSaysEh Posted:

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OK ALL Y'ALLS: Back the FCUK OFF! Becki is MINE.

the end.
Ray8183 Posted:

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Posted by MerSaysEh

OK ALL Y'ALLS: Back the FCUK OFF! Becki is MINE.

the end.

Now now sharing is caring.
Im_My_Own_Princess Posted:

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Posted by SoontobeMrs.Brown


Posted by flibbertigibbet

hot is fine but... you aren't FRISKY IN BED are you?

also i'm open to assembling a reverse oreo... i.e. two blonds with a brunette in the middle...

or a peppermint oreo... so i'm gonna need two brunettes and and a ginger in the middle.



KEEP SAYING OREO .. I'LL BE WHATEVER YOU WANT




I just choked on my pudding!
holy shiit, that was funny!
AwaitingAugust Posted:

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Posted by MerSaysEh

OK ALL Y'ALLS: Back the FCUK OFF! Becki is MINE.

the end.



In the famous words of one of the bridezillas:
OH, HELL MOTHER , NO!




.... i wonder if future brides will be reading this in a few years and scratching their heads over whether we're serious or not.

Dear future brides,
YES! we're serious!


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