Soooo, this is where I want my e-party!!!

'Phat' bowling alley I said 'Phat' - like YO MOMMA!

So this is where I wanna have my e-party in March. Thanks to Bonita and her fab ideas (she suggested we get t-shirts made up) - I think I'm going to use those t-shirts to ask my BP - something cheesy (I am VERY cheesy) like 'will you be on my team?'

Will you ladies help me with invite wording.. please help me... This is what I have and it's too cheesy, even for me:

Bowled over with Love

For Jennifer and Alfonse, we'll 'spare' no expense,
Sunday, March 25th, the fun will commence.
When the clock 'strikes' 7pm, the pins will fall,
And you're invited to have a ball.
Gag me with a spoon.

Thanks girls!